Episode 303 - Tiny Little Subby Boy
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Episode 303 is a certified banger and we have the open-holed assless underwear to prove it. Dylan's new character Reginald Moonlight ruins his Audio Track so we call on A.I. to save it. No one would care 9/11 in today's, Fake Vape Tobacco Pipes, Gall Bladders Happen and are as useless as Ole Angie Jolie's Breasts, Walt's kink party adventures continue and he competes an aggressive steak cook off, In the end he wins the beef, Spageddie in Chat is actually funny for once, a Tiny Little Subby boy and his huge tiddied monster get touchy, We play what's in Walt's Backpack, Everything's...
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Episode 302 - Conservative Talking Points
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Healthy AF this week and back in the studio live for 302! Fan Favorite Markendeya sits in with us as we forget about 9/11, Click Bait Episode Titles and will they work?, Fat Roosters, Coming to terms with Trauma, Old Pets, Dead Pets, Mitch Hedburg isn't funny to Matt, George Carlin just yells at people about the government, Gallagher has an impressive couch, Turns out Jay doesn't like Puns afterall, The New Strain "Anne Kushes Bush" Decimating Walter on EP300 was a good time, Superior Arizona Arboretum, Who gives a sh*t about High School Football?, Using Sport as a punishment, Jay learns...
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Episode 301 - It's a Clip Show!
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Hey Everyone! It's a Clip Show. Matt & Jay were sick as f*ck and not in a kickflip way. Dilly made a clip show to float the week over until we are healthy. Give him props and scoopies for his efforts. Thank you all that listen and see you next week! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music...
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Episode 300 - The Chasteness of Walter | Featuring: Chad Kultgen of Dudesy
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The BIG 300th Episode is here! The FunTime Boys have it all here for you. Chad Kultgen from the Dudesy Podcast stops by for a bit, 2/4's of our hosts practice excessive highness with almost extinct strains, Just breath in and out, Reminiscing about cigarettes with recessed filters, terrible CoWorkers and their jokes, A.I. taking out Human Opposition, Walt passing out at the Movies then gets flogged about it, The Pinkertons out there Gathering Magic, "Look at this!", Voicemails and more! Get in that Dudesy Podcast with Chad Kultgen and Will Sasso here: Huge thanks to...
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Episode 299 - Don't Ever Punch A Rockstar ft. Danny Marianino
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We are back this week with our Old Friend, Film Scholar, Storyteller, Author, North Side King, Musician, Danzig Scuffle Specialist and all around Gentleman, Danny Marianino! Celebrating the 10th anniversary of "Don't Ever Punch a Rockstar: A Collection of Hate Mail and Other Crazy Rumors". We get to catch up with him about, Gaining international fame with his band North Side Kings for punching out Glenn Danzig and the flood of hatemail that followed, Hilarious Tour Struggles, Funny Critic Reviews, Becoming an Author, Comic Cons, and more! This episode is jam packed with the good...
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Episode 298 - Mass Gas Lighting
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Episode 298, The Fermentation of Walt's P*ssy is upon us! Giggle Partyin' through the week. Dylan needs to calm down, Mass Gas Lighting, Throwin' Axe: A Team Building Event, Learning what targets are, Character voices, Old Man Bowling League is a Sad Time, Matt's a good friend and has the receipts, Hungover Moving sucks, Losin' Tube, Poly Puff Puff Pass the Card game, Giving yourself food poisoning, Day Old Warm Ranch, W.A.P. is now Walt's Access Points, Girlfriends that don't listen get what they deserve, A Tart Box Wash, Men say the darndest things, Strain of the week, Poor Man's...
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Episode 297 - Driving Mister Daisy
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The Fun Time Boys are back and Dylan is weird now! "How does he get away with this Sh*t?" Soft Gross High Fives, Wizard Sleeves, If you pay the Money, no one will care, Times are tough, Dilly makes the other hosts rap with A.I., Walt learns about Periods on TikTok and only dates broads without their giblets, The Blood Blister Brothers compare battle wounds, Jay's Note, Where ya'll take dumps, Home or where you are currently at?, Refilling Craisons, Weird Weiner Manipulation, A simple Teeth Cleaning turns into massive work, Quitting Smoking Tricks, Buschemi Teeth, Modern Warfare 3 is right...
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Episode 296 - Trump Wrap Supreme
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Episode 296 has fingerblasted it's way into the week! Lusting over Fruit Cocktails, Vaping Strawberry Space Food, Astronaut Milkers, Jay finishes his away mission, MonsterTrumpRallys, Recycling is Worthless, Boomer Lies, Dylan's Mouse has a well endowed parts, J-A.I. Version 01 is ready for airtime, Summertime in PHX has outlived it's welcome and balls are having a hardtime, Fitness Apps, Jalepeno Popper/Jalepeno Double Cheeseburger wrecks everything, Bluoop in the bottom of the Port-o-Jons, Walter's Back is better, 6 Month Polyversaries with the OCHO, Sounding Garden, Matt likes the Barbie...
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Episode 295 - Glitch McConnell
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It's hot outside and our backs hurt but we somehow manage to bring you Episode 295! 3 excuses deep and an unranched meat pocket we bring you the latest in Alarm Clocks for the Deaf, UAP's, Algorithms bringing the Conspiracy, Ancient Politicians Glitching, Why are the hosts nicer when Matt is absent?, Passive Aggressive Whining, Not Smoking > Smoking Cigarettes > Vaping, Chaw Spit Flavored Vape Juice, Dilly's "You are not a Fish" works and is now being field tested, Consensual Non Consent Music Factory, Walt fishes for Dilly's kink, Happy Birthday to those whos Parents Banged in...
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Episode 294 - Ground Hazards Day
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Episode 294 brought to you by “Dylan hates hosting productions” This week, we cancel Matt again for unknown reasons. Special guest Homeslice - Demon connoisseur and knower of things, joins us for Fakk checking! Sleepy goofy SOUND CHECKING happens! Blow back from your slide whistle is gross. God rest Matt’s soul. Going brass to mouth while hoping to win the Mega Dillions is a thing. Hiding your racisms in private. “The names Dick, Dick Feelsfine”. Sounding gardens full of dandelion fields are frolicked. Speedo Jay won’t stand! Gordon Ramsmey’s cum is raw! 75 year old high fives...
info_outlineEpisode 242 is live and deep this week! Walt is back and brought his Support Trevor. Dylan cracks the Simulation, Matt's Alcoholism Terms of Service, Stoned Alone Thoughts, Sus Popsicle Etiquette, Checking in with Trevor, Walt gets a makeover and why he has been absent from the podcast. Shit gets deep! We do our best
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