Not for Children Ep. 42 - Date and Time of Your Bug Death
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We welcome ourselves back to the fray with a not-so-creepy-crawly episode. Imagine you're a bug. Now, imagine yourself under the foot of a larger, more aggressive bug. Are they voiced by a Kevin who shall not be named? Looks like you're in trouble now!
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Not for Children Ep. 41 - Give Me My Egg, Ya Stupid Monkey
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It's been a busy couple of weeks which means we rewarded ourselves with probably one of the grossest films of the early 2000s. It's not gross in a cringe way (unless you're Carolina). Rather, it's gross in the same way that a glass of somebody else's sweat would be gross: body/excretion humor because the low hanging fruit was already on the floor.
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Not for Children Ep. 40.5 - Alas, the Universe Said No
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Hey All!
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Not for Children Ep. 40 - Oof... Right in the Crystal Ball
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There's a point in this film where you're introduced to a distant relative who can only say "I put my hand inside a toilet," and that's the tone you need to confront and welcome. We've watched this before, so we've actually sacrificed twice as much time to this film. There's nothing we can do about it now, though.
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Not for Children Ep. 39 - This Is All Your Fault, Chowder
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If you're looking for a real spook then you have to listen until the very end where Bryan gets genuinely scared by his daughter because she's quiet and filled with terror. But on a real level what don't ghosts haunt? My DM's for one... Spooky come back I didn't mean what I said about the holy water!
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Not for Children Ep. 38 - Nightbooks, Or: Another Story About the Power of Reading
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Right up front, y'all: This one has major spoilers. To date this is probably the newest movie we've watched. Altogether we really enjoyed ourselves and it's really early in the morning right now so my brain is still too tired to come up with something clever. There is a naked, invisible cat in this one if that cranks your gears at all.
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Not for Children Ep. 37 - Spooky, Cousin-Based Emotional Trauma
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We watched another fun one, gang. More fun than a bunch of capitalistic bears patronizing me and my hedonistic tendencies. Hopefully you are all in the spooky mood, because it's Spooktober and we're doing an absolute Autumnal vibe check.
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Not for Children Ep. 36 - Care Bear Death Squad
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Was trying to avoid the lateness of this episode but I think its inevitable. The Care Bears heard our diss track, came into our home, and locked us in a hell dimension until we understood the importance of having a true message hollowed out and bastardized by capitalism.
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Not for Children Ep. 35 - Oops! No Movie
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Full frontal truth right here folks: we did not talk about a movie for the podcast. The movie watching day came and, with a collective breath of exhaustion, Carolina and Bryan said "oh god, no," and just said scrap it. They watched a movie, just not for the podcast.
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Not for Children Ep. 34 - You got Bear Tranquilizer in my Blue Hedgehog!
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Milo and Carolina were sick this week, but Bryan was feeling good as hell. Mind you they weren't feeling particularly great after having watched two video game movies in two weeks, but the doctors said there's nothing they could do about that.
info_outlineWondering if stylized violence (and action) disqualify you from falling into the family film category? Think again! Some web slinging, a horse actor, and a little bit of manslaughter will help develop a wonderful base to your hero movie stew.
Join us as we swing through 2002's "Spider-Man," figure out our role in the avengers, pit aunt vs. robber, and ask for one scene where the Web Head spills coffee on his suit and has to spend 45 minutes washing it out.
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