Not for Children

The sweetest, nihilistic film-review, comedy, parenting, gameshow podcast you'll ever hear. Your hosts (Bryan Kashon and Carolina Rios) watch a kid's movie, talk about it, and try to ignore the fact that they won't ever get that time back. Join us every week, and reach us at [email protected]

Not for Children Ep. 42 - Date and Time of Your Bug Death 11/24/2021

Not for Children Ep. 41 - Give Me My Egg, Ya Stupid Monkey 11/10/2021

Not for Children Ep. 40.5 - Alas, the Universe Said No 11/03/2021

Not for Children Ep. 40 - Oof... Right in the Crystal Ball 10/27/2021

Not for Children Ep. 39 - This Is All Your Fault, Chowder 10/20/2021

Not for Children Ep. 38 - Nightbooks, Or: Another Story About the Power of Reading 10/13/2021

Not for Children Ep. 37 - Spooky, Cousin-Based Emotional Trauma 10/06/2021

Not for Children Ep. 36 - Care Bear Death Squad 09/29/2021

Not for Children Ep. 35 - Oops! No Movie 09/19/2021

Not for Children Ep. 34 - You got Bear Tranquilizer in my Blue Hedgehog! 09/10/2021

Not for Children Ep. 33 - A Space Cat and His Robot 09/04/2021

Not for Children Ep. 32 - The Terror on Scooby's Face is Real 08/29/2021

Not for Children Ep. 31 - Four Sisters Trying to Get One Ken Fired 08/20/2021

Not for Children Ep. 30 - Your Omnipotent, Houseless Neighbor 08/13/2021

Not for Children Ep. 29 - Siri: Overwrite Adam's Sense of Free Will 08/06/2021

Not for Children Ep. 28 - A Man Is Dead, Spidey 07/30/2021

Not for Children Ep. 27 - Chicken Dance Gladiator 07/23/2021

Not for Children Ep. 26 - Please, Sailor Moon, Not Again 07/20/2021

Not for Children Ep. 25 - Move Over Tinkerbell, Pirates are Hot Now 07/11/2021

Not for Children Ep. 24 - No Boy Scouts Allowed in Bobblehead High Council 07/02/2021

Not for Children Ep. 23 - Mixed Nuts, Charlie Brown 06/25/2021

Not for Children Ep. 22 - Sacrificial Ducks for One Selfish Goose 06/19/2021

Not for Children Ep. 21 - The Soulless Eyes of a Pokémon Clone 06/11/2021

Not for Children Ep. 20 - Kick Them Right in the Gorg 06/04/2021

Not for Children Ep. 19 - I Was Promised a Unicorn 05/28/2021

Not for Children Ep. 18 - The Seven Pan Flutes of the Apocalypse 05/21/2021

Not for Children Ep. 17 - An Easter Film About a Rabbit Coup, for Once 05/15/2021

Not for Children Ep. 16 - Mommy, Where do Meta Babies Come From? 05/07/2021

Not for Children Ep. 15 - The Power of Necromantic Book Magic 05/01/2021

Not for Children Ep. 14 - Thank God, the He-Man, Woman Haters' Club Finally Burnt Down 04/23/2021