Episode 05—Life is Unfair and the World is Dumb [recorded 06/08/20]
Nothing Says "Quarantine" Like: a Podcast
Release Date: 07/07/2020
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Episode 08—Avoiding the Bathroom Mirror [recorded on 6/30/20]
Nothing Says "Quarantine" Like: a Podcast
We’re gonna pump you up with this episode! Recorded on June 30th, the hosts talk about working out, unemployment benefits running out, being tone deaf, and saying “I told you so.” Mina floats two inches above her chair, K.B. brags about throwing children, Kyle stutters a bunch, and Kevin begs for some positivity from his hosts…who needs positivity when we can make fart sounds with our mouths?! Flex the pecs and listen up!
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Episode 07—Fuck Orange County [recorded 6/23/2020]
Nothing Says "Quarantine" Like: a Podcast
Recorded on the 23rd of June, the hosts discuss the pre/post quarantine self, misplaced allyship, teleconferencing life experiences, and the lifelong question: which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are you? K.B. advises white people against wearing dashikis, Kyle needs to get used to getting checked, Mina asks the room the serious questions, and Kevin is certainly Donatello. Grab an ice cream sundae right now and listen to the episode!
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Episode 06—What If The Predator Landed in Jamaica? [recorded 6/15/20]
Nothing Says "Quarantine" Like: a Podcast
K.B. finally joins us in the room and the first thing he does is tells us he’s movng away! What kind of topsy-turvy hellhole are we living in?! The illustrious hosts spend the afternoon of June 15th discussing swan songs, vice tolerance, inaccurate histories, and rooting for the youth. Kevin is pissed, Kyle is loud, K.B. is packing, and Mina is snacking. Another episode for your listening pleasure…so baby bird some mezcal in your friends’ mouths and listen up!
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Episode 05—Life is Unfair and the World is Dumb [recorded 06/08/20]
Nothing Says "Quarantine" Like: a Podcast
Recorded on the 8th of June, the hosts talk about goodbyes, fighting off your flight response, talking to your parents about the Black Lives Matter movement, and forgetting about COVID-19. Kevin bullies the hosts with some new production tricks, Kyle promises penis jokes in the future, K.B. talks about Black Superman, and Mina shakes her fist about duck pastrami. Just another day at the office for this show! Listen or die!
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Episode 04—The One Where We Get Serious [recorded 6/1/2020]
Nothing Says "Quarantine" Like: a Podcast
This episode was recorded on June 1st...and, obviously, the hosts get serious with their tone and topics: social media shaming, entitled stupidity, rose-tinted glasses, and well-made apologies.
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Episode #03—A Bunch of Dumbass Blabbermouths [recorded 5/26/2020]
Nothing Says "Quarantine" Like: a Podcast
Originally recorded on May 26th, your intrepid hosts find themselves unable to open a beer in unison—and things basically fall apart from there. They discuss video games, new hobbies, scarcity and not planning for the future (because there probably isn’t one)! Kevin rules with an iron grip, Mina tries her hand at needlepoint, K.B.’s generally unenthusiastic, and Kyle’s dad says he’s going to kill him—what could be better than this?
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Episode #02—Every Day is Wednesday [recorded 5/17/2020]
Nothing Says "Quarantine" Like: a Podcast
When you start conversations with threatening others with a knife and a mallet, you know the show is going to be great! The hosts talk about propaganda, bad leadership, checking in, and not knowing what day it is…K,B. thinks it’s 4:00pm, Mina gets censored, Kevin uses his airhorn, and Kyle shows his ass with his constant racism. Doesn’t that sound like a blast? Turn it up and check it out!
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Episode #01--Kevin is Pregnant? [recorded 5/11/2020]
Nothing Says "Quarantine" Like: a Podcast
Welcome to the first episode of NSQL:AP! With the quarantine at the forefront of our minds, we spent the afternoon of May 11th talking about being forced to stay home, investing money, social graces, and accepting literally any job you can get! Also: is Kevin pregnant?! Tune in to find out!
info_outlineRecorded on the 8th of June, the hosts talk about goodbyes, fighting off your flight response, talking to your parents about the Black Lives Matter movement, and forgetting about COVID-19. Kevin bullies the hosts with some new production tricks, Kyle promises penis jokes in the future, K.B. talks about Black Superman, and Mina shakes her fist about duck pastrami. Just another day at the office for this show! Listen or die!
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