Jersey Shore Rant; Solo, Jurassic World 2, Deadpool 2, Venom, Avengers: Infinity War Trailers; Keyword, Click Bait, Bonus Ep. 2
Release Date: 04/26/2018
Pregame to Avengers Endgame
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Could this be? The infamous return of the OOO idiots have come to fruition . In typical fashion, we are talking about a movie that’s been out for months. However, it is the Avengers and we had to come back where we left off. Our Pregame to our Avengers Endgame episode where we talk about the mysterious life of shirley temple and how the Avengers and Story of Thanos is a metaphor of Russo Brothers Italian homelife. What would the academy perspective of how good Avengers is if Steven Spielberg directed it and how many made up categories the academy would give him for it. How Everybody Loves...
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Avengers: Infinity War Movie Breakdown Part 2 Ep. 74
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Join us in part 2 of our 74th episode as we explore the lives or deaths of some freshly infinity gauntlet fisted heroes in Avengers: Infinity Wars. We give a detailed look at how Tony Stark(Robert Downy Jr.) comes up with new beard patterns using advanced algorithms and how to profit from damage control of his premonition of Thanos played by the tombstone mustache Josh Brolin fisting half the world and abducting everyone’s daughter in the process .Although we don’t know how people have kids in the MCU when it seems the heroes that like each other are either not sure of having sex...
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Avengers: Infinity Wars Movie Breakdown Part 1 and XXXtentacion Legacy
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Its been forever, but were back and more inspired than ever to talk about the 20 year old cult leader who showed and influenced the younger generation to face allegations of kidnapping and enslavement while still being the most positive person you can be. By spreading messages of death and suicide in his music XXX made sure to leave his “positive marks” on every teen and girlfriend he had ever met. In Our part 1 of our avengers breakdown all of you sick people have been waiting for from us. We find out the new italian direction from the Russo Brothers is a catch 22 as...
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Jersey Shore Rant; Solo, Jurassic World 2, Deadpool 2, Venom, Avengers: Infinity War Trailers; Keyword, Click Bait, Bonus Ep. 2
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In our 74th episode we start off by admiring Bill Gates profit pirating of turning poo into water and making a return on it. Look at Shark Tank for our pitch on why you should own our podcast for free. Our Jersey Shore rant and their meaningful impact on what it was to be an early 2000's Italian in New Jersey. We converse politely about Pauly D being richer than all of his more famous than wealthy miserable roommates with kids we were wishing weren’t true. Mike the Situation is going to have GTL, T-Shirt time, grenade dodge, and snort painkillers in minimum security prison for...
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Black Panther Movie Breakdown Ep. 73
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In our 73rd episode, we go to an rich African country that closed off its boarders and lived in a bubble to keep the poorness out. They will threaten your life if you speak of their presence, athletic cat, and spaceships as they keep their mining secret from the colonizers at all costs. Baba’s normal eye and wandering eye were looking in the past and future but never in the present, causing him to kill his own brother and lie about it to protect the lazy eyed lean addict ( Forest Whitaker) in the too short and tim hardaway influenced oakland and abandon his hyphy nephew who...
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Movie Breakdown Ep. 72
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In our 72nd episode, as we continue our Macaulay Culkin alone with older men and homeless ladies Christmas special at the end of January the right way. This year instead of Kevin McAllister wishing away his family, his family planned a child disappearance in a near perfect way with his dad the stan of scott peterson being the mastermind and the pasty boy wonder find himself in the smug of New York fighting for his life from frolicking concierge’s putting roofies in his pizza, a bell hop (Rob Schneider) looking for celebrity handouts, a potential predator way too in to sick...
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Home Alone Movie Breakdown Ep. 71
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In our 71st episode, we sit back on Mall Santa’s drunken and pcp addicted lap and listen to the tale of how a little genderless special needs boy (Macaulay Culkin) believes he committed a Christmas miracle by wishing his emotionally abusive family away. We follow the little impertinent prick especially to his sorry excuse for a mother on his adventures alone where he encounters his pervy and possibly murderous neighbor, he learns how to be a man or possibly a woman but he hasn’t decided on that yet, how to survive in an upper middle class suburb 3 story 5 bedroom house with money, food,...
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi Movie Breakdown Ep. 70
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In our 70th episode we see an old cranky suddenly literate Jedi priest (Mark Hamill) send himself to exile for his special uncle relationship with Ren that Han Solo didn’t approve of. How the true Jedi ways and scripture led Luke to "dark impulsive decisions" that in turn caused his nephew to release suppressed rage and destroy his jedi brothel. Apparently, every jedi priest that gets registered as an offender hides and makes fish-lizard nuns take care of, but Luke just walks around and harasses animals to keep him nourished. Poor Rey just wants to be a jedi and forget about her crappy...
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Justice League Movie Breakdown Ep. 69
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In our 69th episode we see an old, Low T, mopey, and still rich version of Batman played by Ben Affleck flirt with Alfred and hunts down some new friends including a homeless, christian rock singing mermaid in Aquaman played by Jason Momoa. A flamboyantly speed skating Flash played by with questionable character traits. A college black athlete with his career ruined from a car crash so his dad decided to rebuild his son/athlete to keep that scholarship in Cyborg. Wonder Woman’s (Gal Gadot) endless struggle to get over her dead summer fling of 100 years. Batman’s ED problems have led to an...
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Thor: Ragnarok Movie Breakdown Ep. 68
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In this episode we discover how Odin played by Anthony Hopkins can contend with Chris Benoit for worst father ever as he continues his streak of “disappearing" in order for Thor played by Chris Hemsworth to think. How one Asgardian upperclass white families’ personal struggles can effect an entire nation. Especially Loki played by Tom Hiddleston who seems to still be figuring out what is blue and what isn’t on his body. Oden was still dumb enough to be dethroned by him where Loki banishes the stories real hero Heimdall played by Idris Alba who seems to have found himself with dreads and...
info_outlineIn our 74th episode we start off by admiring Bill Gates profit pirating of turning poo into water and making a return on it. Look at Shark Tank for our pitch on why you should own our podcast for free. Our Jersey Shore rant and their meaningful impact on what it was to be an early 2000's Italian in New Jersey. We converse politely about Pauly D being richer than all of his more famous than wealthy miserable roommates with kids we were wishing weren’t true. Mike the Situation is going to have GTL, T-Shirt time, grenade dodge, and snort painkillers in minimum security prison for evading his taxes in true 1920’s Italian form on his sexually aggressive jersey shore apps. We also discuss their cartoonish lives and what cartoon or fantasy character they resemble. You’d think a meth lab blew up a trailer park with our hot takes on these new trailers. 1. Solo: A Star Wars Story where it seems young solo is the best dressed homeless man meandering around scumbaggery hoping to get paid to drive and fly in flying cars reminding us why have an Harrison Ford’s alcoholic presence is necessary . What an asshole. Childish Gamibino is in a glittered cat suit showing he is a quadruple threat of fruitiness. 2. Jewrassic World: Fallen Kingdom pretty much writes itself with Jeff Goldblum lecturing us about evolution 25 years after his disappearance and his equation to life. Steven Spielberg shoots some evolution on the camera lense everytime he creates a new dinosaur that “They” made on budget to keep the plot line of CGI destroying CGI. Raptors are now smart enough to scam credit cards and configure alarm codes to get in houses. 3. Deadpool 2 where trump supporter cable travels back in time to stop a latino from taking his job. 4. Venom where Tom Hardy continuously shows us he can do and say absolutely nothing and get praised for it. When he opens his mouth to say words it sounds like a bostonian italian baby with too big of a vocabulary. Some living flex seal attaches to Tom Hardy’s nothingness and make an interesting Trailer. 5. Avengers: Infinity War Thanos played by Josh Brolin is out to fist everyone in the marvel universe and change the landscape of Stan Lee’s mid-life dementia. Loki accepts the fisting with open arms, but cap will only be fisted by his beloved bucky. All that and more and maybe we are the first podcast to ever promise something in the show and not do it. Whats not to like? Listen to our last episode on Black Panther(Ep.73) and to our previous series on Home Alone(Ep. 71) and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (Ep. 72) and listen to our other recent releases including our most recent Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Ep. 70) and Justice League (Ep. 69). Also be sure to listen to the other “great” movie series we have done: Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31, Ep, 70), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 and 62, 67,68). Hit us up on facebook and twitter with how you feel or if you have a family member that is nothing more then a drunk guido who lives with his mom. Thor Ironman Hulk Doctor Strange Black Panther Robert Downey Jr Chris Hemsworth Russo Brothers Italian Ryan Reynolds TJ Miller Keyword Marvel X-Men Spider-Man Keyword Click Bait