Episode 170 - Microplastics Taste Fantastic
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This week the fellas talk about an article that Commando found recenlty about the amount of mircroplastics that humans ingest each week and that there have been studies that found them in heart and testicles of people. Fatty expresses his sunny disposition on the matter while Corporal and Commando make suggestions on what to do to get away from using plastics while Banky makes sure to have extra water bottles made of plastic delivered to his house. In the realm of POoRCHoices made for the week, Corporal contemplates building furniture to sell from the quartz countertops he just...
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Episode 169 - Rise of the Beasts
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This week the gang gathers around to talk about weaponized drone dogs and the news that Chuck E. Cheese is decomissioning all but two of their animitronic bands which leads the fellas to considering how to repurpose the retired units to use in conjunction with the drone dogs or that they can become our rodent overlords. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
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Episode 168 - The BORG
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This week Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky sit down to discuss the BORG, no not the characters from Star Trek; The Next Generation but rather the blackout rage gallon. A somewhat popular trend for college aged folks that is truly a poor choice even by POoRCHoices standards. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
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Episode 167 - POoRCHville and Dad Gifts
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This week the whole gang sits down to talk about a town in California for sale that Commando found an article about and they immediate decide to turn it into a tourist destination for deviants through the use of robots. Sarcastro shares another list of gifts for Father's Day that are "better than whiskey stones" from their favorite CNN Underscored contibuting editor and it turns out Fatty has more than a few of these gifts. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
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Episode 166 - An Orca-strated Attack
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This week the gang gets together to talk about a couple articles that Sarcastro and Corporal found about killer whales attacking yachts and eating great white sharks and how they are getting more intelligent and wondering how long before they start eating people. This spins into talk of making a new version of Voyage of the Mimi and how the person who named the anatomy of whales had just given up by the time they needed to name the blow hole. Fatty talks about his cleanse which may come with some challenges at work. Corporal takes on a new project stripping and staining a table...
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Episode 165 - See Ya Later Alligator
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This week the fellas discuss the "kidnapping" of Wally the Emotional Support Alligator which leads them to ask several questions about why and how you get an alligator cleared as an emotional support animal and most importantly, what happened when Wally was released into the wild? (as assumed that this is what happened) Fatty makes a poor choice bydeviating from the standard protein for his sloppy joes, Commando needs to get grounded, while Sarcastro and Banky go to a tourist trap orange stand while they were hanging out in Sarcastro's town leaving Banky still longing for proper fresh...
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Episode 164 - A.I. Wish this Never Happened
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This week on the show the gang talks about television manufacturer TCL's upcoming AI romance movie and the poor choice it appears to be and how AI might shape the entertainment business before both Fatty and Banky run into issues with recording their audio this week and blame it on AI trying to take them down. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
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Episode 163 - You Can Have Your Snake and Eat It Too
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In the season four opener Sarcastro brings an article to the table to discuss with the group about replacing conventional livestock like beef or pork in favor of eating pythons (at least according to a theory spurred from a guy in Australia). Commando gets a dissapointing dessert at a diner. Banky provides an update on the Pup Jarvis and the fact that he didn't get Neuticles for the Pup. Sarcastro shares his poor choices of taking Prince Sarcastro and his soccer team to see Kong x Godzilla and it was about as glorious as he had hoped it would be. The group helps...
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Episode 162 - Rants #97 - Just Don't Expect to Get Your Money Black Backpack Back
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This week Fatty brings and an article to the table to discuss with Commando and Banky about a crime that happened at their local expo center during a billiards tournament where a backpack with $20,000 was stolen from a truck just outside of the expo center. They also explore the option of hiring various celebrities through Cameo to do segment intros for the show which leads to some interesting discoveries about what some people are charging and discussions if they are worth it. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
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Episode 161 - Rants #96 - Havana Syndrome, a Promiscuous Pup, and Cruising
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This week the whole crew gets together to discuss the recent Havana Syndrome segment from 60 Minutes and Fatty's not buying, it meanwhile Banky's wrapping his head in tinfoil. They also discuss the Pup Jarvis' sexual revolution against its comfort toy and a stuffed carrot and Fatty gets a "free" cruise through a friend's time share that's only going to cost him nearly the exact amount it would to actually book it through the cruise line. Commando learns a valuable lesson on sticking to his order of operations when working gigs for bands. Intro and Outro music written...
info_outlineThis week the whole gang is back to talk about their plans to release a game called The Oregon Rail before shifting gears to the Road House reimagining that no one asked for. Later in the show Fatty's social media algorithm takes a sharp turn into interspecies relations that makes everyone else question what's going on in his browser search history.
Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).