Episode 227 - The San Antonio Sweats, Beans, and Crackers
Release Date: 07/28/2025
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This week the fellas discuss things they didn't know until recenlty but maybe should have based on reactions from others in the group and in their lives. They also talk about their experiences in the early days of the internet getting caught using adult sites and meeting people online. Fatty returns to work to find some fine craftsmanship done in one of the rooms he works in. He also has to solve the mystery of who damaged his new candle before he could even use it (yes, his new candle). Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez...
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Welcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month in the season 1 finale of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Queen Mel who has become part of the POoRCHoices family and the official co-host of the show moving foward. Fatty and Banky also sat in on the episode to talk about Mork & Mindy from 1978,...
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Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).