Episode 29: Big Rags
Cleaning House
Just more of that Housemaids content you little pigs crave: gross salads, ordering postmates from a celeb's phone, new clients and big hugeeee rags. Hurry on over to your trough, it's feeding time!
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Episode 28: Mop Destroyers
Cleaning House
You wanted a new episode of housemaids? Well you cant afford us!!!
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Episode 27: Really Nauseous Maids
Cleaning House
On the first episode of Season 3, Rag and Sponge attempt to earn back the trust of you, our loyal pigs. Don't worry... we're still maids! Vertigo, listener letters and typically sad slices of life.
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Episode 26: Our Hands
Cleaning House
Sponge attempts to get what's hers, Rag gets caught, lesbian stuff, maid hands and as always, more
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Episode 25: The Cucked Maid's Tale
Cleaning House
Dishwashers, momentous cleaning anniversaries and of course being cucked on this, our 25th ep
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Episode 24: Hello, PIg!
Cleaning House
The third episode of our Housemaids reboot kicks off with a thank you message to our fans!!
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Episode 23: WHERE'S MY BRACELET??
Cleaning House
On this meandering ep, Rag and Sponge talk Lenny Kravitz, their own nightmarishly dirty apartments and the titular phrase every client says when they're about to burn you at the stake: "WHERE'S MY BRACELET?" Steaming hot celeb tid bits runneth over in the second half for our most patient buckets
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Episode 22: Old Maids
Cleaning House
Reboot your dyson, Rag and Sponge are back after a four year blackout. They can't remember a thing!
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Episode 21: Housemaids FM
Cleaning House
The Housemaids have hijacked an actual undisclosed FM radio station in this weeks censor beep-happy episode. Recorded during the radio dead zone which was the series finale of Breaking Bad and the season premier of Homeland, this loungy episode is best enjoyed in your biggest, comfiest recliner, paired with a 2013 pinot noir. Featuring an on air interview with two of our west coast sisters-in-rags who tell us all about cleaning for a house of well to do hardcore guys.
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Episode 20: Slouching Towards Provincetown
Cleaning House
IT'S OUR 20TH EPISODE BITCH! Celebrate with Rag and Sponge in typical fashion as Sponge cleans for an aformentioned not-so-hot WASPy guy and Rag looks back on his first summer in the service industry in Provincetown.
info_outlineSerious Lunch (see-ree-OS LUN-ch)
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1. A fun lunch with your best friend that takes a serious turn.
2. When you think you're going to a casual lunch, but your bestie has something unexpected and important to get off her chest
This weeks episode starts with a blues riff in the key of MAID.
Sponge lends her generous ears as Rag tells his recent tales of woe and deceit.
Lies, betrayal, court dates and redemption, all to be found in the first 20 minutes of this episode
Then the maids turn their frowns upside down and welcome DR. STEVEN PHILLIPS-HORST (@gossipbabies), resident sluts-pert in for a MAJOR sex/relationship advice segment. We asked you to email, tweet and facebook us your queeries to be answered by our panel of experts and the response was overwhelmingly amazing. Thank you for your questions, we love our fans.
Topics covered: Therapists, double-d's, vegan girlfriends, lesbian sex and much, much more. Sponge even touches a condom for the first time EVER.
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