Cleaning House

Two extremely naughty bicoastal maids tell all. Dirt, grime, trash and gossip: your hosts Rag (in LA) and Sponge (in New York) present an ever-evolving variety of interviews, storytelling, audio diaries, live cleaning sessions and much more.

Episode 29: Big Rags 06/03/2019

Episode 29: Big Rags Just more of that Housemaids content you little pigs crave: gross salads, ordering postmates from a celeb's phone, new clients and big hugeeee rags. Hurry on over to your trough, it's feeding time! /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/10023677

Episode 28: Mop Destroyers 05/20/2019

Episode 28: Mop Destroyers You wanted a new episode of housemaids? Well you cant afford us!!! /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/9847592

Episode 27: Really Nauseous Maids 05/06/2019

Episode 27: Really Nauseous Maids On the first episode of Season 3, Rag and Sponge attempt to earn back the trust of you, our loyal pigs. Don't worry... we're still maids! Vertigo, listener letters and typically sad slices of life. /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/9667244

Episode 26: Our Hands 11/19/2018

Episode 26: Our Hands Sponge attempts to get what's hers, Rag gets caught, lesbian stuff, maid hands and as always, more /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/7610045

Episode 25: The Cucked Maid's Tale 11/12/2018

Episode 25: The Cucked Maid's Tale Dishwashers, momentous cleaning anniversaries and of course being cucked on this, our 25th ep /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/7524125

Episode 24: Hello, PIg! 11/05/2018

Episode 24: Hello, PIg! The third episode of our Housemaids reboot kicks off with a thank you message to our fans!! /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/7434476

Episode 23: WHERE'S MY BRACELET?? 10/11/2018

Episode 23: WHERE'S MY BRACELET?? On this meandering ep, Rag and Sponge talk Lenny Kravitz, their own nightmarishly dirty apartments and the titular phrase every client says when they're about to burn you at the stake: "WHERE'S MY BRACELET?" Steaming hot celeb tid bits runneth over in the second half for our most patient buckets /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/7155043

Episode 22: Old Maids 10/01/2018

Episode 22: Old Maids Reboot your dyson, Rag and Sponge are back after a four year blackout. They can't remember a thing! /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/7111614

Episode 21: Housemaids FM 02/17/2014

Episode 21: Housemaids FM The Housemaids have hijacked an actual undisclosed FM radio station in this weeks censor beep-happy episode. Recorded during the radio dead zone which was the series finale of Breaking Bad and the season premier of Homeland, this loungy episode is best enjoyed in your biggest, comfiest recliner, paired with a 2013 pinot noir. Featuring an on air interview with two of our west coast sisters-in-rags who tell us all about cleaning for a house of well to do hardcore guys. /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2687075

Episode 20: Slouching Towards Provincetown 11/02/2013

Episode 20: Slouching Towards Provincetown IT'S OUR 20TH EPISODE BITCH! Celebrate with Rag and Sponge in typical fashion as Sponge cleans for an aformentioned not-so-hot WASPy guy and Rag looks back on his first summer in the service industry in Provincetown. /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2533896

Episode 19: Friend Vacation 09/26/2013

Episode 19: Friend Vacation In this whirlwind of a month, we've time travelled from all the way back in June 2013 to this weeks episode, set in the NEARLY present day. /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2486459

Episode 18: The Anna Kendrick of Clients 09/11/2013

Episode 18: The Anna Kendrick of Clients Welcome back! This week we travel back in time once again. The time is early July 2013. /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2468162

Episode 17: Devilish Maids 09/03/2013

Episode 17: Devilish Maids /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2458167

Episode 16: Maidland Grodiness Advisory System 07/08/2013

Episode 16: Maidland Grodiness Advisory System This week we unveil our new Maidland Security Advisory System. This is both a tired joke from 11 years ago and a convenient way for us to impart the grodiness levels we encounter on a daily basis. /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2389007

Episode 15: Duplicity 06/19/2013

Episode 15: Duplicity And we're back! /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2366643

Episode 14: 20% Done 05/13/2013

Episode 14: 20% Done This weeks episode is a live audio diary of a clean we did together in a financial district loft. /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2320308

Episode 13: Midnight in the Garden of Maids and Evil 04/29/2013

Episode 13: Midnight in the Garden of Maids and Evil Lucky number 13! /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2304555

Episode 12: The Rihanna of Maids 04/17/2013

Episode 12: The Rihanna of Maids Welcome back! /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2290924

Episode 11: Serious Lunch 03/25/2013

Episode 11: Serious Lunch Serious Lunch (see-ree-OS LUN-ch) /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2264079

Episode 10: UPTOWN/DOWNTOWN 03/08/2013

Episode 10: UPTOWN/DOWNTOWN We've made it people! Episode 10! /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2244245

Episode 9: The View 02/22/2013

Episode 9: The View THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2228303

Episode 8: THE BUCKET SLAM OPEN MIC 02/22/2013

Episode 8: THE BUCKET SLAM OPEN MIC People this week we have gone completely off the rails. We proudly present to you the first ever RHMNY BUCKET SLAM, reading new works of poetry and fiction based on real people and events. Today’s program includes Rag’s new short story “Randy” and Sponge’s classic poem “No Dishwasher”. Randy is based on a real person and set in his actual apartment but MOST of the story is a work of fan fiction. AND REMEMBER TO EMAIL YOUR QUESTIONS COMMENTS, PICURES AND STORIES TO: /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2227938

Episode 7: Can I Take Your Order? 02/22/2013

Episode 7: Can I Take Your Order? /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2227926

Episode 6: SAVAGES 01/18/2013

Episode 6: SAVAGES /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2188787

Episode 4: Desperation 10/22/2012

Episode 4: Desperation On this episode, the gals talk about opera singers, why people who watch "How I Met Your Mother" are lonely and more! /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/2104069

Episode 3: Sex, Drugs and Cleaning Bowls 10/16/2012

Episode 3: Sex, Drugs and Cleaning Bowls After a long summer illness hiatus, the Real Housemaids are back! On this episode Sponge and Rag talk about dreams, vaporizers, magnum condoms and we start a new feature: "The Maid's Diary" /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/7611995

Episode 2: Trouble 10/04/2012

Episode 2: Trouble This week the maids talk about getting in trouble and more /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/7611530

Episode 1: Cleaning House 10/01/2012

Episode 1: Cleaning House Hey yall! /episode/index/show/realhousemaids/id/7611518

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