StankaFinger
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It's Birthday Season, Dear Listener, and Missy is here with a fresh batch of learnings from her sage ole life. Amy inexplicably befouls her fingers. And we both explore the magic of pop up everything (don't be gross). Froyo, anyone?
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Uncomfortabler Still
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Smells like goats at the fair in here, Dear Listener, and it's all thanks to you. Back again this week is Mormon Soaking, explosive diarrhea and everyone's favorite, Looking Back On My Past Behavior. Did we mention the balls? Join us for a laugh (or jiggle if you dare). We swear we won't disappoint.
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Little People Fireworks
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Missy's carnal knowledge expands rapidly this week, Dear Listener, as romping rabbits and randy riff-raff combine in a Fourth of July extravaganza. Amy escapes flaming mortar fire and lives to tell the tale. And Missy runs through her mystery list of movies you think you'll know, but actually, do you? Laugh along with one hand firmly clutching your pearls this week, friends. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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Big Vice Energy
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We're breaking the law in Utah this week, Dear Listener, and not a single soul died in the making of our cult. (You're welcome.) Missy runs through the list of strange laws still hindering our weekends, and Amy ponders the lifelong habit of always being second in command. There's silliness, soul-searching and of course, light S&M. Join us for dinner, won't you? Yes, Chef.
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Sex Tapes and Bungee Jumps
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Oh my goodness we come right out of the gate swinging this week, Dear Listener, with tales of sex tapes (real and homemade). We quickly pivot to shockingly descriptive talky-talk about sexuals of every age, but don't fret. We eventually move on. Turn us on at work, kids!
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Hoarders vs Leprosy: Who Will Win?
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We're exploring the dissapointments of the Golden Generation, Dear Listener, and boy do we have a Top 10 list for you. Spoiler Alert: they fail, spectacularly. Missy makes it through another Niece-based milestone. And Amy tastes all the worst ice creams, kinda. Laugh along and share with a friend. Karma will thank you.
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Bob Schwartz Is Not A Bad Boy
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He just plays one on TV. This week, we cover even more made-up sex quirks (you be the judge!), the joys of internet vigilanteism, and birth order: the relationship edition. So much nonsense to laugh at. So few brain cells. Join us, won't you? We've got a whole week's worth of giggles in the next hour and three minutes. Love ya. Mean it.
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Missy Is Hilarious
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As if we didn't know, Dear Listener. This week, we cover Drunken Tacos (Bean Edition), Spurs recaps, Man's Work and all things for which we are grateful. Chiefly, the all new Doritos dusted menu at Taco Bell. (Don't knock it till you steal it.) Plus, Amy attends a dance recital (the HORRuhh), Missy witnesses a Foot Fungus performance artist, and we both question the ongoing stupidity of the human race.
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Love, Marriage and Deer Babies
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It's Deer Season, Dear Listener, and love is in full bloom on Missy's lawn. Again. This week, we discuss new love, marital love, platonic love and of course, divorce. As you do.
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Jesus, Amy, Get It Together
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Oh, Dear Listener, what's to be done... our fair friend Amy has done it again with mic problems, tardiness problems and worst of all, mental problems (but what's new, truly). We're coming to you just in time for Memorial Day with thoughts and stories to distract you, charm you and delight you on the road to an extra day off. Missy even regails us with a trip down Sweaty Gym Lane complete with those too small, prison-issued shorts. We couldn't be prouder to have inspired even more listener feedback this week, and to keep showing up for you in general. Promise to keep the good vibes...
info_outlineIt's STADIUM MADNESS Week, Dear Listener, with myriad tales of sports spectation gone awry. SCHPORTZ! Punched by a stranger in public, the kids rebound by winning the game. Missy initiates physical contact with the Concessions Team... again... and we both dive deep into the sewer. Who knew? I didn't even mention the most surprising thing to go into Amy's mouth this week. Wait for it. Worth it.