Fyre Fest 2 Scam, Did JD Vance Kill the Pope? Wedding Bus Tour, Serial Killer in New England, and ChatGPT’s Carbon Footprint
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Fyre Fest II is back… and already canceled again. The gals break down who’s dumb enough to buy tickets, plus the chaotic $333 wedding bus tour, a serial killer on the loose in New England, and a hiker who ignored rescuers because he thought they were spam calls. RIP Pope Francis and we’re blaming JD Vance. Also, Laura’s bachelorette is coming up, ChatGPT might destroy the planet, and China says hot girls shouldn’t go outside. You know, normal stuff. Follow us on Instagram and and you can watch full video of the episodes on . Come see us LIVE in New York...
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Katy Perry Goes to Space and Other Headlines We Didn’t Expect
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This week on Risky Business News, Mae and Laura blast off with Blue Origin’s all-female space flight - featuring none other than Katy Perry sending her friend to space. From awkward PR stunts to cringe-worthy quotes, the girls break down everything wrong with this chaotic launch. Then they spiral into the rest of the week’s mess: KTLA’s appalling viral tweet, bad decisions made at Coachella, and LeBron James’ terrifying feet. It’s unhinged, it’s hilarious, and it’s exactly what your group chat would sound like with microphones. Tune in and subscribe for the most ridiculous...
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White Lotus Season Finale, Duke’s Bad PR, NYC Porta Potty Crisis
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The gals are spiraling over the White Lotus finale and Mike White’s war on common sense. Laura and Mae have thoughts - mostly about poison pina coladas, mysterious dads, and why Duke University took it so personally. A sushi restaurant in Queens is getting wrecked by an MTA porta potty (we wish that was a joke). A Williamsburg bathhouse is serving Bitcoin, bugs, and UTIs. A Florida principal gets busted for shrimp theft. And a Japanese man loses his pension over a large coffee. Just another week in Risky Business as usual, folks!
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Chappell Roan on Motherhood and Sean Kingston guilty of Fraud!
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The Gals are chatting about the AI chat bots getting bummed out from our problems. Laura needs to stop unloading on her poor chat bot. A woman at the DFW airport wore her birthday suit and was found covered in blood??? Imagine sitting next to her in 19A. A polygamist in Ohio has more rizz than Pete Davidson. Sean Kingston and his MOTHER are facing charges for a jewelry scam? And a pastor that said give god your money or ELSE! Oh! And the gals give their thoughts on chappel roans CHD pod. Enjoy!
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White House Group Chat fail, 23andMe Bankruptcy, Presidential Portrait
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On this weeks ep we are group texting war plans! We go over the The Atlantic journalist who found himself in the most cursed group chat of all time. Trump's new Colorado portrait, we think its a pretty kind interpretation! Forever 21 AND 23andMe are going out of business, tough to be a company in your 20s! Even tougher to be a woman around former NFL and college assistant coach that's charged with hacking young athlete's images. Crazy world out there, throw your phone away! Follow us
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Astronauts, Kanye, Southwest Airlines and Popper Panic
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This week, the gals are diving into the latest buzz, from the mysterious new ‘menty B’ taking the spotlight according to Republican lawmakers. Find out if you have it! Plus, the astronauts stuck in space for months might finally have a way back to Earth, but honestly, who wants to return? Spoiler alert: not them. Meanwhile, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are at it again, this time over a spicy new track featuring America’s favorite trafficker, Mr. Diddy himself, and their daughter, North West. And if you’re exploring new experiences, you might want to stock up on poppers while you...
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New Tell All Book on Facebook Scandals & Mel Robbins plagiarism?!
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Girlbossing too close to the sun? This week the gals into the explosive new tell all ‘Careless People’ by the newest Meta whistleblower, Sarah Wynn-Williams. She’s really out here 8 years after getting fired alleging sexual misconduct that goes all the way to the top and accusing the one and only Sheryl Sandberg of making her purchase $13k of lingerie. Sarah, just admit you wanted to have a shopping spree at fleur du mal. Plagerizing??? Well as Mel Robbin’s would say “let them”. Laura talks about the latest scandal on the self help guru Mel Robbin’s stealing her philosophy...
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DOGE Gets HACKED, Poppi Soda gets HUMBLED and the SCANDAL with Macron's wife
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This week the gals are talking Macron's wife, DOGE getting hacked, A feline that works for the feds, and Poppi soda's tonedeaf superbowl ad. Mae's father in law came in hot with some serious tea on Macron's wife. HOW are we just now findng out shes a dinosaur with great skincare (don't cancel us for being ageist). Kendrick Lamar has some new subjects for his next hit against P*dos. Poppi soda is leaning hard on influencers of a certain genre. It's always the people that need $25K soda machines the least that get them for free, ammiright? DOGE has been HACKED. Who knew a made...
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Diddy’s lawyer QUITS, OnlyFans influencer’s big surprise, IVFing a strangers baby and Brian Johnson EMBARRASSED
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This week on Risque Business News, we’re braving NYC’s wind tunnels and diving headfirst into unhinged mayhem. First up: a woman in Georgia gave birth… to someone else’s baby thanks to an IVF clinic oopsie. Love that for her! The OnlyFans girlies are back at it - two adult stars claimed to be pregnant immediately after setting world records for the most… activity in 12 hours. Stunt or stork? We’ll find out Meanwhile, a new guy is trying to out-biohack that creepy youth-obsessed millionaire Brian Johnson - except he’s doing it for a steal at $30K a year. Will he actually...
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The REAL Reason Why Eggs So Expensive? Plus, A Subway Birth & The TikTok Creep Under Investigation
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The gals are back, and this week, it’s all about eggs, scams, and the miracle of life on public tranportation. That’s right - someone stole $40K worth of eggs (how?!), a woman gave birth on the NYC subway (iconic), and TikTok’s worst pickup artist is now an international menace. Meanwhile, Trader Joe’s might be selling live chickens, and Estonia just threw the pettiest Eurovision-style breakup party ever to cut ties with Russia’s power grid. We get into the real reason eggs are stupidly expensive (hint: bird flu + capitalism), why a subway baby is now legally required to run...
info_outlineThe gals talk about Matt Gaetz, of 17 year old loving fame, being put up for Attorney General and the upcoming ethics meeting. (Yes, we know this story has some significant updates but hey - we enjoyed chatting about it!) The T man is really putting together a real life avengers team of misfits isn’t he?
A New York woman has gone on so many dates that she was finally gifted what every man gives when he truly loves someone (spoiler alert, its a fluid. Yes, that one.). A groups of friends witnessed a bear ruin their Rolls Royce and collected insurance on it - OR was it a bear? And NYC’s stabbing serial killer has been caught and brought to justice. What are we? 1800s London? And the absolutely menacing reason behind his crimes. Stay safe everyone!
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