Selena’s Startup Is Broke & Justin Bieber Is Posting Through It
Release Date: 05/15/2025
Laura Got Married!!! And We Solved the 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla Debate
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Laura got married!!! It was dino-themed. There was a tornado. There was an armadillo. A porta potty flew down the street. Then we all boarded a party barge captained by a lesbian named SugarTits. Somehow, that’s just the first five minutes of this episode. We also dive into the 100 men vs. 1 gorilla debate, Kylie Jenner casually dropping her boob job recipe, Lindsay Lohan pretending her facelift was just chia seeds, and Bethenny Frankel surviving on tuna and vibes. Oh, and there’s a new sea creature that looks exactly like a vagina. Science! Follow us on...
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Justin Bieber Is Still Posting Through It, Eurovision Chaos, Duolingo Goes Ghost, and a Cop Did What in the Backseat?!
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This week on Risqué Business News: Eurovision drama heats up with Israel’s controversial second-place finish and a sus voting surge, Duolingo erases its entire TikTok presence after an AI backlash, and an influencer’s $125 sweatshirt line may actually be Alibaba in disguise. We also cover a cop caught having sex with a suspect in his own patrol car, Nick Cannon insuring his balls for $10 million, and Justin Bieber continuing his streak as Hailey’s worst hype man. Plus: hobosexuals, the real estate crisis of the dating world. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram and and...
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Selena’s Startup Is Broke & Justin Bieber Is Posting Through It
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This week, Justin Bieber decided Mother’s Day was the perfect time to post something that really should’ve stayed between him and Hailey who looked like she needed a hug. Meanwhile, Selena Gomez’s mental health startup WonderMind somehow forgot to pay people (oops). We also cover Suffolk County’s iconic move to publicly blast the worst deadbeat dads by naming them, a Times Square statue of an extremely average woman who may or may not have seen it and gone uh… rude, and the surprisingly emotional needs of 9/11 rescue dogs. Oh, and female fish? They’ve been faking orgasms. They’re...
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We Flew Into Newark Airport and It Was a Near Death Experience.
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We just flew into Newark and, honestly, we’re lucky to be alive. This week we’re talking about the airport chaos (spoiler: the planes disappeared from radar??), a janitor who peed herpes into the office water cooler, and Kanye West suing his dentist over a nitrous oxide addiction. We also become accidental water snobs thanks to a deep dive into the world of water sommeliers (Dasani slander incoming), and yep - a patron at a Barstool Sports bar managed to pull off a full-on hate crime via bottle service and Dave Portnoy has some choice words for him. Also, Blake Lively is dressing like a...
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Bill Belichick’s Girlfriend Is 24. We Investigate.
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On this week’s ep, Gwyneth Paltrow has entered her carb era, the Oscars are forcing people to actually watch movies now before they vote for the academy awards (rude), and Bill Belichick, 74, has become a full-time Instagram boyfriend to his 24-year-old girlfriend. We also unpack JoJo Siwa’s Big Brother identity crisis, a motivational speaker who used his daughters’ abs as a sales pitch (???), and a truly cursed OnlyFans scandal that might just mark the end of society. Honestly, things are bleak. Enjoy. Follow us on Instagram and and you can watch full video of the...
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Fyre Fest 2 Scam, Did JD Vance Kill the Pope? Wedding Bus Tour, Serial Killer in New England, and ChatGPT’s Carbon Footprint
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Fyre Fest II is back… and already canceled again. The gals break down who’s dumb enough to buy tickets, plus the chaotic $333 wedding bus tour, a serial killer on the loose in New England, and a hiker who ignored rescuers because he thought they were spam calls. RIP Pope Francis and we’re blaming JD Vance. Also, Laura’s bachelorette is coming up, ChatGPT might destroy the planet, and China says hot girls shouldn’t go outside. You know, normal stuff. Follow us on Instagram and and you can watch full video of the episodes on . Come see us LIVE in New York...
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Katy Perry Goes to Space and Other Headlines We Didn’t Expect
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This week on Risky Business News, Mae and Laura blast off with Blue Origin’s all-female space flight - featuring none other than Katy Perry sending her friend to space. From awkward PR stunts to cringe-worthy quotes, the girls break down everything wrong with this chaotic launch. Then they spiral into the rest of the week’s mess: KTLA’s appalling viral tweet, bad decisions made at Coachella, and LeBron James’ terrifying feet. It’s unhinged, it’s hilarious, and it’s exactly what your group chat would sound like with microphones. Tune in and subscribe for the most ridiculous...
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White Lotus Season Finale, Duke’s Bad PR, NYC Porta Potty Crisis
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The gals are spiraling over the White Lotus finale and Mike White’s war on common sense. Laura and Mae have thoughts - mostly about poison pina coladas, mysterious dads, and why Duke University took it so personally. A sushi restaurant in Queens is getting wrecked by an MTA porta potty (we wish that was a joke). A Williamsburg bathhouse is serving Bitcoin, bugs, and UTIs. A Florida principal gets busted for shrimp theft. And a Japanese man loses his pension over a large coffee. Just another week in Risky Business as usual, folks!
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Chappell Roan on Motherhood and Sean Kingston guilty of Fraud!
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The Gals are chatting about the AI chat bots getting bummed out from our problems. Laura needs to stop unloading on her poor chat bot. A woman at the DFW airport wore her birthday suit and was found covered in blood??? Imagine sitting next to her in 19A. A polygamist in Ohio has more rizz than Pete Davidson. Sean Kingston and his MOTHER are facing charges for a jewelry scam? And a pastor that said give god your money or ELSE! Oh! And the gals give their thoughts on chappel roans CHD pod. Enjoy!
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White House Group Chat fail, 23andMe Bankruptcy, Presidential Portrait
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On this weeks ep we are group texting war plans! We go over the The Atlantic journalist who found himself in the most cursed group chat of all time. Trump's new Colorado portrait, we think its a pretty kind interpretation! Forever 21 AND 23andMe are going out of business, tough to be a company in your 20s! Even tougher to be a woman around former NFL and college assistant coach that's charged with hacking young athlete's images. Crazy world out there, throw your phone away! Follow us
info_outlineThis week, Justin Bieber decided Mother’s Day was the perfect time to post something that really should’ve stayed between him and Hailey who looked like she needed a hug. Meanwhile, Selena Gomez’s mental health startup WonderMind somehow forgot to pay people (oops). We also cover Suffolk County’s iconic move to publicly blast the worst deadbeat dads by naming them, a Times Square statue of an extremely average woman who may or may not have seen it and gone uh… rude, and the surprisingly emotional needs of 9/11 rescue dogs. Oh, and female fish? They’ve been faking orgasms. They’re just like us. Enjoy.
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