Drones for Nukes?! Luigi's new Lawyer, Fortnite Granny and AirBnB nightmares
Release Date: 12/18/2024
Bezos’ “Cheap” Wedding, NYC Dogs Get Legal Status, and a Contagious Disease for Newlyweds
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This weekend broke us. Laura got hit with a foam sword at LARPing in Prospect Park, Mae barely survived the NYC heatwave with a baby in tow, and Coney Island? An actual hellscape of broken glass, trash fires, and emotional damage. We recap our chaotic social calendars (why did we say yes to everything?), debate whether mental illness is actually contagious through kissing, and break down Jeff Bezos’ $10M wedding in Venice — private jets, Oprah, and protestors on inflatable crocodiles included. Plus: a dog lawsuit that made us cry, AI layoffs that made us mad, and a foam arrow to the...
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Welcome To THE DOOMSCROLL DIARIES!!! And Mae Got A Free Hot Tub and Laura Met Up With Girls From Reddit IRL
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The DoomScroll Diaries era has officially begun!! And we’re kicking it off with naked hot tub incident, Mae cosplaying as an escort, and Sabrina Carpenter’s not-so-subtle album cover. This week, we’re diving into all the juicy chaos: Mae gets a free hot tub that immediately backfires (literally), Laura reveals regularly she lies down in the shower “for her mental health” and we spiral over everything from Ozempic runs in Mexico to meeting Reddit girlies IRL. We’re also breaking down TikTok’s “man of the year” trend, guys coverd in pigeons in Washington Square Park (a new...
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Elon’s Black Eye, Sydney’s Bathwater Soap, and Selena Gomez’s Vape Scandal
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This week on Risqué Business News, the girls are asking: what the hell is going on?? Elon Musk showed up to the White House with a mysterious black eye, and no, it probably wasn’t from his 5-year-old son, X . Meanwhile, Sydney Sweeney is out here bottling and selling soap made with her used bathwater — and yes, it sold out. And Selena Gomez is once again facing internet backlash, this time for vaping despite having a kidney transplant. We’re also covering a horrifying cat torture video ring (trigger warning: it’s as dark as it sounds), Iran’s haunted house-style depiction of hell,...
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Laura Got Married!!! And We Solved the 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla Debate
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Laura got married!!! It was dino-themed. There was a tornado. There was an armadillo. A porta potty flew down the street. Then we all boarded a party barge captained by a lesbian named SugarTits. Somehow, that’s just the first five minutes of this episode. We also dive into the 100 men vs. 1 gorilla debate, Kylie Jenner casually dropping her boob job recipe, Lindsay Lohan pretending her facelift was just chia seeds, and Bethenny Frankel surviving on tuna and vibes. Oh, and there’s a new sea creature that looks exactly like a vagina. Science! Follow us on...
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Justin Bieber Is Still Posting Through It, Eurovision Chaos, Duolingo Goes Ghost, and a Cop Did What in the Backseat?!
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This week on Risqué Business News: Eurovision drama heats up with Israel’s controversial second-place finish and a sus voting surge, Duolingo erases its entire TikTok presence after an AI backlash, and an influencer’s $125 sweatshirt line may actually be Alibaba in disguise. We also cover a cop caught having sex with a suspect in his own patrol car, Nick Cannon insuring his balls for $10 million, and Justin Bieber continuing his streak as Hailey’s worst hype man. Plus: hobosexuals, the real estate crisis of the dating world. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram and and...
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Selena’s Startup Is Broke & Justin Bieber Is Posting Through It
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This week, Justin Bieber decided Mother’s Day was the perfect time to post something that really should’ve stayed between him and Hailey who looked like she needed a hug. Meanwhile, Selena Gomez’s mental health startup WonderMind somehow forgot to pay people (oops). We also cover Suffolk County’s iconic move to publicly blast the worst deadbeat dads by naming them, a Times Square statue of an extremely average woman who may or may not have seen it and gone uh… rude, and the surprisingly emotional needs of 9/11 rescue dogs. Oh, and female fish? They’ve been faking orgasms. They’re...
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We Flew Into Newark Airport and It Was a Near Death Experience.
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We just flew into Newark and, honestly, we’re lucky to be alive. This week we’re talking about the airport chaos (spoiler: the planes disappeared from radar??), a janitor who peed herpes into the office water cooler, and Kanye West suing his dentist over a nitrous oxide addiction. We also become accidental water snobs thanks to a deep dive into the world of water sommeliers (Dasani slander incoming), and yep - a patron at a Barstool Sports bar managed to pull off a full-on hate crime via bottle service and Dave Portnoy has some choice words for him. Also, Blake Lively is dressing like a...
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Bill Belichick’s Girlfriend Is 24. We Investigate.
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On this week’s ep, Gwyneth Paltrow has entered her carb era, the Oscars are forcing people to actually watch movies now before they vote for the academy awards (rude), and Bill Belichick, 74, has become a full-time Instagram boyfriend to his 24-year-old girlfriend. We also unpack JoJo Siwa’s Big Brother identity crisis, a motivational speaker who used his daughters’ abs as a sales pitch (???), and a truly cursed OnlyFans scandal that might just mark the end of society. Honestly, things are bleak. Enjoy. Follow us on Instagram and and you can watch full video of the...
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Fyre Fest 2 Scam, Did JD Vance Kill the Pope? Wedding Bus Tour, Serial Killer in New England, and ChatGPT’s Carbon Footprint
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Fyre Fest II is back… and already canceled again. The gals break down who’s dumb enough to buy tickets, plus the chaotic $333 wedding bus tour, a serial killer on the loose in New England, and a hiker who ignored rescuers because he thought they were spam calls. RIP Pope Francis and we’re blaming JD Vance. Also, Laura’s bachelorette is coming up, ChatGPT might destroy the planet, and China says hot girls shouldn’t go outside. You know, normal stuff. Follow us on Instagram and and you can watch full video of the episodes on . Come see us LIVE in New York...
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Katy Perry Goes to Space and Other Headlines We Didn’t Expect
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This week on Risky Business News, Mae and Laura blast off with Blue Origin’s all-female space flight - featuring none other than Katy Perry sending her friend to space. From awkward PR stunts to cringe-worthy quotes, the girls break down everything wrong with this chaotic launch. Then they spiral into the rest of the week’s mess: KTLA’s appalling viral tweet, bad decisions made at Coachella, and LeBron James’ terrifying feet. It’s unhinged, it’s hilarious, and it’s exactly what your group chat would sound like with microphones. Tune in and subscribe for the most ridiculous...
info_outlineDrones over Jersey? A grandma that’s cool as hell, a “designer” from hell takes over an Airbnb, and a Luigi Mangione update The gals chat up top about seeing ‘Anora’ and viewing the worst Christmas movie in history, the Family Stone.
Spoilers ahead Drones over Jersey?!?! WTF is going on with these drones over Jersey and NYC? Unsettling new theories (made up by Laura and TikTok but hey… they make sense) and more.
Who says grandmas can’t be successful streamers? Move over boys wearing way too wide of pants, your grandmas about to show you how it’s done. A 75 year old gran in Scotland is one of the most famous Fortnite streamers. / grumpygran1948
Airbnb “designer” leaves occult style paintings on walls and moves snow inside a Michigan airbnb. Don’t worry, he left an invoice for his design ‘genius’
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