CYBERPUNK RED: How to Play 4 Actual Play - Capitalism Has a Boss Fight
Release Date: 08/13/2026
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info_outlineWelcome back to Night City, where Tyler has acquired a another cat, Randall has acquired a bedazzled bulletproof vest, and Ash has apparently acquired the Cyberpunk equivalent of Five Nights at Freddy’s. This week, Marky Day becomes Marky Knight and walks willingly into something everyone immediately identifies as a murder hallway. Dave gets set on fire by a computer, Marky discovers that cartoon mascots are weak against bullets, and together they spend every remaining resource to adopt a homicidal digital hyena. Somehow, all of this turns out to be the easy part, because at the end of the hallway is a cybernetic nightmare, their kidnapped employer, and a corporate executive offering them double their money to please stop asking questions. Welcome to Cyberpunk RED, chooms. Capitalism has a boss fight.
Show Notes
Marky Day and Dave Costanzo reach the twentieth floor of Discom and immediately discover that the cheerful corporate mascots are actually armed security drones. While Marky fights Buster Swine and Electric Bunny in meat space, Dave dives into the Net Architecture, battles a Hellhound, catches fire, and eventually hijacks Hyperactive Hyena to turn Discom’s own security against itself.
After stabilizing a seriously wounded Marky, Dave pushes deeper into the network and uncovers evidence that Discom has been targeting local 3D artists. J-ZK’s name has been crossed off the list with the ominous note that she is no longer an issue.
Behind the final door, they find J-ZK restrained and wired into machinery. Mr. Frommiter reveals that he is also Gangster 3D and admits that he kidnapped her after she refused to work for Discom. He offers Marky and Dave double their original payment to walk away.
Marky chooses violence.
Key Takeaways
- Marky battles Discom’s armed mascot drones while Dave Netruns simultaneously.
- Dave survives a Hellhound attack, gets set on fire, and later loses his Sword program to an Asp.
- Marky is seriously wounded but stabilized with First Aid.
- Dave spends all his Luck to hijack Hyperactive Hyena and turn it against Discom.
- Discom has been pressuring and recruiting 3D artists across Night City.
- Mr. Frommiter and Gangster 3D are the same person.
- J-ZK has been kidnapped and forcibly connected to Discom’s equipment.
- Frommiter offers the team double their pay to leave.
- The episode ends immediately before the boss fight.
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