How FarmVille Made Me a Better Man – Ep 196
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Release Date: 06/19/2025
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🕒 **TIMESTAMPS** [00:00] – Intro: Yak Yak cartoon theme debates [03:36] – Wayne Brady vs. Arthur’s crabby intro [07:12] – Gender-bending cartoon friends & stereotypes [10:48] – Sonic, Tails & Knuckles: race online polls [14:24] – Ratchet & Clank nostalgia trip [18:00] – TikTok Shorts black hole confessions [21:36] – YouTube long-form vs. short-form freakout [25:12] – FarmVille glory days & farmer comparisons [28:48] – “Use my code” affiliate link nightmares [32:24] – Blocking unwanted artists on Spotify [36:00] – Day-in-the-life vlogging gone mad [39:36] – Islander removalist legends [43:12] – The gold-tooth fantasy & grill debates [46:48] – Doctor’s visit: DEXA scans vs. STD panels [50:24] – Bike-lane rage: Karen vs. driver showdown [54:00] – Aldi vs. Woolies: where’s the broccoli? [57:36] – Supermarket specials & life-hack shopping [01:01:12] – Speedos, socks & islander fashion rules [01:04:48] – Egg-throwing road-rage therapy [01:08:24] – Final rants & wrap-up [01:11:00] – Fin