BONE ZONE HALF HOUR #1: IF YOU DIE ON STAGE, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE
THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY
It was the sudden realisation that everybody else was living their goddam American dreams that snapped him out of his vibe-walk. Dirk Steveman coasted all the way through his shift in the jetpack mines, gotten back home to his Le Grand McMansion, opened his mail, washed his nutsack in the sink, brushed his teeth, ate his dinner, washed his nutsack again, and gotten all nice and tucked up in bed and all it had taken to break him out of his trance was the realisation that, no matter how many bedrooms he had tacked onto the side of his 200,000 square-foot domain, no matter how many bars of gold...
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CLOWN DEPARTMENT: A WALTER WELLES MYSTERY
THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY
PAPER GHOST DETECTIVE GUILD; YOU'VE REACHED THE CLOWN DEPARTMENT, HOW MAY I DIRECT YOUR CALL? on a well-deserved break from sunny-side up los angeles, celebrity sleuth walter welles iis tasked with uncovering the truth behind a locked-room mystery in the scottish highlands. but where has the victim gone? All sound design made with public domain SFX & music, unless stated below: (yanvince - who am I? [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds) have a good night x www.carefultheresbones.com
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SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES? - EPISODE 3
THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY
after two-hundred and forty-seven years of imprisonment on a desolate island, the saint-borne vampires have enacted a scheme of dastardly revenge. it is up to aoife sheridan, surreal detective supreme, and the intrinsic council of witches to decide their punishment. SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES is a three-part audiozine that i cannot believe i have finished. i mean, goddam. i feel like i've been making this show for like thirty years. i am excited to make something new. i hope you like it. if you like this, or want a little more context to the world of STRANGELOVE and the...
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SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES? - EPISODE 2
THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY
after two-hundred and forty-seven years of imprisonment on a desolate island, the saint-borne vampires have enacted a scheme of dastardly revenge. it is up to aoife sheridan, surreal detective supreme, and the intrinsic council of witches to decide their punishment. SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES is a three-part audiozine that has been in the works since the last series of PULP: SURREAL STORIES FROM A NEARBY SKULL. it was supposed to be the final episode but it turned out to be too long, oops. Usually, the things I make turn out to be too long but THIS was somethin' else! anyway, it's...
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SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES? - EPISODE 1
THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY
after two-hundred and forty-seven years of imprisonment on a desolate island, the saint-borne vampires have enacted a scheme of dastardly revenge. it is up to aoife sheridan, surreal detective supreme, and the intrinsic council of witches to decide their punishment. SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES is a three-part audiozine that i have been working on for a little while now. in the time it has taken, i have been unemployed and reemployed. i aim to finish the next two episodes as soon as i can but my rent has to come first, unfortunately. if you like this, or want a little more context to...
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YET ANOTHER BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR!!!
THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY
ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR UPLOADED SEVERAL HOURS AFTER THE HOLIDAY HAS ENDED. THERE'S A LINE IN THERE THAT SAYS ITS ON TIME BECAUSE I WAS VERY CONFIDENT AT THE TIME, AND THEN I DIDN'T FINISH IT. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT, SOZ. please enjoy the following half-hour (actual length about an hour and a bit) of stories including; "WHY, WHY MS. MUMMIFIED ALIVE?", "FEAST YOUR BLOODY EYES ON THIS!", "STAIRWELL THAT ENDS WELL", and "MAKING MOUNTAINS OUT OF ANTHILLS". stay safe x www.bonlyfans.co.uk/
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PULP #16 - THE APPEARING MAN | [MYSTERY]
THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY
Irene Fitzgerald works at The Hotel Allais, the world's first 'silent' hotel where, one night, she sees the visage of a glowing man in the basement. Is the quiet playing tricks on her, or did that really just happen?
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ANOTHER BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR!!
THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY
WE AT THE VERY-HALLOWEEN-NAMED PRODUCTION COMPANY CONTINUE OUR ANNUAL TRADITION OF RELEASING OUR HALLOWEEN SHOW A WHOLE DAY LATE AS IF WE FORGOT LMAO!!
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PULP #15 - 1.5 MILLION MILES PER HOUR | [COMEDY/SUPERNATURAL]
THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY
The Ghostking of Speed is puttin' on a race, and the winner will have any one wish granted of their choice! Pizza delivery chump Burt Rubber is talked into entering by his dead grandfather, but it's not as simple as A-to-B!
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PULP #14 - SOFT SPOT | [HORROR]
THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY
High school lad Tommy Atkins has gone missing, and nobody but his brother seems to care at all. It's up to him to do the hunting, and to unravel the mystery of the so-called 'Hat Gang'.
info_outlineWE AT THE VERY-HALLOWEEN-NAMED PRODUCTION COMPANY CONTINUE OUR ANNUAL TRADITION OF RELEASING OUR HALLOWEEN SHOW A WHOLE DAY LATE AS IF WE FORGOT LMAO!!
please enjoy this collection of three short stories: "A BETTER MAN THAN I", "FIRST DAY JITTERS", and "THE HOUSE THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE THIS".
[listener beware you're in for a scare: c/w death, gore, screaming, crushing, gunshots, etc]
stay safe x