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SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES? - EPISODE 3 06/30/2023

SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES? - EPISODE 3 after two-hundred and forty-seven years of imprisonment on a desolate island, the saint-borne vampires have enacted a scheme of dastardly revenge. it is up to aoife sheridan, surreal detective supreme, and the intrinsic council of witches to decide their punishment. SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES is a three-part audiozine that i cannot believe i have finished. i mean, goddam. i feel like i've been making this show for like thirty years. i am excited to make something new. i hope you like it. if you like this, or want a little more context to the world of STRANGELOVE and the witches, you should listen to and of PULP: SURREAL STORIES FROM A NEARBY SKULL. you don't have to, though. i'm not your mum. have a good night x www.carefultheresbones.com /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/27153570

SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES? - EPISODE 2 06/26/2023

SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES? - EPISODE 2 after two-hundred and forty-seven years of imprisonment on a desolate island, the saint-borne vampires have enacted a scheme of dastardly revenge. it is up to aoife sheridan, surreal detective supreme, and the intrinsic council of witches to decide their punishment. SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES is a three-part audiozine that has been in the works since the last series of PULP: SURREAL STORIES FROM A NEARBY SKULL. it was supposed to be the final episode but it turned out to be too long, oops. Usually, the things I make turn out to be too long but THIS was somethin' else! anyway, it's done now, and this is the second episode. if you like this, or want a little more context to the world of STRANGELOVE and the witches, you should listen to and of PULP: SURREAL STORIES FROM A NEARBY SKULL. you don't have to, though. i'm not your mum. have a good night x www.carefultheresbones.com /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/27153498

SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES? - EPISODE 1 03/25/2023

SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES? - EPISODE 1 after two-hundred and forty-seven years of imprisonment on a desolate island, the saint-borne vampires have enacted a scheme of dastardly revenge. it is up to aoife sheridan, surreal detective supreme, and the intrinsic council of witches to decide their punishment. SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES is a three-part audiozine that i have been working on for a little while now. in the time it has taken, i have been unemployed and reemployed. i aim to finish the next two episodes as soon as i can but my rent has to come first, unfortunately. if you like this, or want a little more context to the world of STRANGELOVE and the witches, you should listen to and of PULP: SURREAL STORIES FROM A NEARBY SKULL. you don't have to, though. i'm not your mum. have a good night x www.carefultheresbones.com /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/26339199

YET ANOTHER BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR!!! 11/01/2022

YET ANOTHER BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR!!! ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR UPLOADED SEVERAL HOURS AFTER THE HOLIDAY HAS ENDED. THERE'S A LINE IN THERE THAT SAYS ITS ON TIME BECAUSE I WAS VERY CONFIDENT AT THE TIME, AND THEN I DIDN'T FINISH IT. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT, SOZ. please enjoy the following half-hour (actual length about an hour and a bit) of stories including; "WHY, WHY MS. MUMMIFIED ALIVE?", "FEAST YOUR BLOODY EYES ON THIS!", "STAIRWELL THAT ENDS WELL", and "MAKING MOUNTAINS OUT OF ANTHILLS". stay safe x www.bonlyfans.co.uk/ /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/24863775

PULP #16 - THE APPEARING MAN | [MYSTERY] 11/15/2021

PULP #16 - THE APPEARING MAN | [MYSTERY] Irene Fitzgerald works at The Hotel Allais, the world's first 'silent' hotel where, one night, she sees the visage of a glowing man in the basement. Is the quiet playing tricks on her, or did that really just happen? /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/21160769

ANOTHER BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR!! 11/01/2021

ANOTHER BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR!! WE AT THE VERY-HALLOWEEN-NAMED PRODUCTION COMPANY CONTINUE OUR ANNUAL TRADITION OF RELEASING OUR HALLOWEEN SHOW A WHOLE DAY LATE AS IF WE FORGOT LMAO!! /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/21005489

PULP #15 - 1.5 MILLION MILES PER HOUR | [COMEDY/SUPERNATURAL] 10/25/2021

PULP #15 - 1.5 MILLION MILES PER HOUR | [COMEDY/SUPERNATURAL] The Ghostking of Speed is puttin' on a race, and the winner will have any one wish granted of their choice! Pizza delivery chump Burt Rubber is talked into entering by his dead grandfather, but it's not as simple as A-to-B! /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/20924447

PULP #14 - SOFT SPOT | [HORROR] 10/18/2021

PULP #14 - SOFT SPOT | [HORROR] High school lad Tommy Atkins has gone missing, and nobody but his brother seems to care at all. It's up to him to do the hunting, and to unravel the mystery of the so-called 'Hat Gang'. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/20847353

PULP #13 - LYCAN'T BELIEVE IT | [SUPERNATURAL/MYSTERY] 10/11/2021

PULP #13 - LYCAN'T BELIEVE IT | [SUPERNATURAL/MYSTERY] There's a werewolf racking up bodies in Termite, Missouri and Daisy Nielson is certain she knows who it is but she cannot investigate alone! /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/20771624

ALL MY EYES (WITH BETTY MARTIN) 07/11/2021

ALL MY EYES (WITH BETTY MARTIN) hello and welcome to ALL MY EYES (WITH BETTY MARTIN)! a one-shot sketch show that i made as like a relaxing fun thing to do on the side that turned into a whole thing. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/19757003

PINBALL | MEASURE SIX: CODA 04/07/2021

PINBALL | MEASURE SIX: CODA PINBALL is the story of Noelle Sélevy who wakes, blind, in the midst of her own rescue. She is Cambion; born with a secondary sentience and extraordinary abilities by the will of the AEGIS military conglomerate. Together with ex-soldiers Saigō Satogaeri and Mick Strings, Noelle must navigate this nightmare reality and discover the true intention behind her creation. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/18630089

PINBALL | MEASURE FIVE: CRESCENDO 03/30/2021

PINBALL | MEASURE FIVE: CRESCENDO PINBALL is the story of Noelle Sélevy who wakes, blind, in the midst of her own rescue. She is Cambion; born with a secondary sentience and extraordinary abilities by the will of the AEGIS military conglomerate. Together with ex-soldiers Saigō Satogaeri and Mick Strings, Noelle must navigate this nightmare reality and discover the true intention behind her creation. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/18529277

PINBALL | MEASURE FOUR: SUBITO 03/21/2021

PINBALL | MEASURE FOUR: SUBITO PINBALL is the story of Noelle Sélevy who wakes, blind, in the midst of her own rescue. She is Cambion; born with a secondary sentience and extraordinary abilities by the will of the AEGIS military conglomerate. Together with ex-soldiers Saigō Satogaeri and Mick Strings, Noelle must navigate this nightmare reality and discover the true intention behind her creation. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/18404216

PINBALL | MEASURE THREE: FERMATA 03/07/2021

PINBALL | MEASURE THREE: FERMATA PINBALL is the story of Noelle Sélevy who wakes, blind, in the midst of her own rescue. She is Cambion; born with a secondary sentience and extraordinary abilities by the will of the AEGIS military conglomerate. Together with ex-soldiers Saigō Satogaeri and Mick Strings, Noelle must navigate this nightmare reality and discover the true intention behind her creation. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/18204080

PINBALL | MEASURE TWO: ANDANTE 02/28/2021

PINBALL | MEASURE TWO: ANDANTE PINBALL is the story of Noelle Sélevy who wakes, blind, in the midst of her own rescue. She is Cambion; born with a secondary sentience and extraordinary abilities by the will of the AEGIS military conglomerate. Together with ex-soldiers Saigō Satogaeri and Mick Strings, Noelle must navigate this nightmare reality and discover the true intention behind her creation. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/18120041

PINBALL | MEASURE ONE: PRELUDE 02/21/2021

PINBALL | MEASURE ONE: PRELUDE PINBALL is the story of Noelle Sélevy who wakes, blind, in the midst of her own rescue. She is Cambion; born with a secondary sentience and extraordinary abilities by the will of the AEGIS military conglomerate. Together with ex-soldiers Saigō Satogaeri and Mick Strings, Noelle must navigate this nightmare reality and discover the true intention behind her creation. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/17957519

PINBALL | SHOW TRAILER 02/15/2021

PINBALL | SHOW TRAILER PINBALL is the story of Noelle Sélevy who wakes, blind, in the midst of her own rescue. She is Cambion; born with a secondary sentience and extraordinary abilities by the will of the AEGIS military conglomerate. Together with ex-soldiers Saigō Satogaeri and Mick Strings, Noelle must navigate this nightmare reality and discover the true intention behind her creation. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/17957384

THE BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR! 11/12/2020

THE BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR! EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN IN THE BONE ZONE (EXCEPT HALLOWEEN, WHICH IS NOTHING AT ALL). /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/16779209

PULP #12 - THE SWITCH-WITCH SCRIPT PINCH | [FANTASY/DETECTIVE] 09/26/2020

PULP #12 - THE SWITCH-WITCH SCRIPT PINCH | [FANTASY/DETECTIVE] Aoife Sheridan's looking for a book; it's an old book, about yea high? A cat burglar nicked it from a witchy high school, haven't you heard? Might end the world? No? All right, then. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/16129871

PULP #11 - A BRIEF HISTORY OF WITCHKRAFT | [FANTASY/COMEDY] 07/25/2020

PULP #11 - A BRIEF HISTORY OF WITCHKRAFT | [FANTASY/COMEDY] Oi oi! Take a seat, mate! You're late for magick highschool! It's time to cram like you've never crammed before! 'PULP' is a series of short stories set in the same universe; telling tall tales of gods and horrors, detectives and witches, monsters and all-sorts. So, we've been leading up to this finale by dropping in bits of lore through-out the series, so you might want to listen to #4, #5, and #6 but you don't have to! This is part one of two in the 'Switch Witch Saga'. pack it up, pack it in x /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/15326483

THE SKULL SURREAL PODCAST HUB | TRAILER 07/06/2020

THE SKULL SURREAL PODCAST HUB | TRAILER The Sleepy Bones Detective Agency is a freelance post-production company specialising in podcast and radio drama. You can find us at our website (sleepybones.agency), Twitter (twitter.com/skullsurreal), and on Patreon (patreon.com/sbda) for more surreal stories. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/15102530

PULP #10 - L90 | [ZOMBIE/THRILLER] 06/27/2020

PULP #10 - L90 | [ZOMBIE/THRILLER] Thank you for listening to 'PULP: Surreal Stories From a Nearby Skull' . This episode is a pilot of a zombie story, recounting survival in the wastes of the post-apocalyptic Sydney Northern Beaches only to find the 'safest city in Australia' keeps them as pets. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/14988827

PULP #9 - VRMMOAP | [COMEDY/ISEKAI] 05/10/2020

PULP #9 - VRMMOAP | [COMEDY/ISEKAI] CLOUD & COMET is the biggest virtual reality massively multiplayer online role-playing game, so why does my grandmother have a copy??? /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/14356700

PULP #8 - TWO SHOTS IN ALOHA, OREGON | [DETECTIVE] 05/03/2020

PULP #8 - TWO SHOTS IN ALOHA, OREGON | [DETECTIVE] The President is dead, but so is his killer. Why are we still talking about this? /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/14259131

PULP #7 - THE WITCHDOCTOR OF STRANGELOVE | [SUPERNATURAL/HORROR] 04/26/2020

PULP #7 - THE WITCHDOCTOR OF STRANGELOVE | [SUPERNATURAL/HORROR] Aoife Sheridan, Occult Detective, receives a request from a man trapped in an immortal body. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/14148947

PULP #6 - 'AND THE FIRST UTTERANCE OF MAGICK' | [SCI-FI / FANTASY] 02/07/2020

PULP #6 - 'AND THE FIRST UTTERANCE OF MAGICK' | [SCI-FI / FANTASY] The Embellisher of Calamity seeks a home on the mortal plane but it's going to require an awful lot of planning. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/13065983

PULP #5 - 'A STIRRING IN THE EMPTY' | [SCI-FI / FANTASY] 01/30/2020

PULP #5 - 'A STIRRING IN THE EMPTY' | [SCI-FI / FANTASY] The universal engine continues to chug along, but the Remnants of mankind's undesirables begin to stir. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/12953846

THE SCRUB CLUB SCRIPT TUB #1: its prince, this ones about purple rain the movie x 01/16/2020

THE SCRUB CLUB SCRIPT TUB #1: its prince, this ones about purple rain the movie x safe, welcome to birmingham's premiere man-in-a-bath comedy joke haha podcast: took this one in a new direction, and i'm not entirely sure about it. let me know what you think, if you watch it. the scrub club will return once a month in one for or another, i would really like to talk about cool world x /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/12773726

PULP #4 - 'SMILE, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD' | [SCI-FI / FANTASY] 01/11/2020

PULP #4 - 'SMILE, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD' | [SCI-FI / FANTASY] This podcast is intended for mature audiences only. In this episode, the mechanics of our universe are laid out in front of us, by a grim reaper, chained to a robotic angel. Hey, I just write 'em, pal. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/12696500

PULP #3 - 'ANYWHERE BUT BACK' | [CRIME / SCI-FI] 01/11/2020

PULP #3 - 'ANYWHERE BUT BACK' | [CRIME / SCI-FI] This podcast is intended for mature audiences only. In this episode, we follow along an interrogation in a small Welsh town and weigh in on the moral obligations of an experiment. Also, murder. /episode/index/show/skullsurreal/id/12696494

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