Laser Beam Ice Cream
Storyfeather
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Storyfeather
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Storyfeather
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Storyfeather
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Storyfeather
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Noctemfaere
Storyfeather
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The Union of the Spyglass
Storyfeather
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The Caligo Palm
Storyfeather
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Storyfeather
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Didymedicus
Storyfeather
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info_outlineA kitchen mishap leads to the accidental invention of the most powerful ice cream in the world.
Genre: Science Fiction
Excerpt:
His portable, miniature laser beam healing aid flew out of his hand and landed in the still-open container of vanilla ice cream.
Arthur pushed down the momentary surge of panic about the electronics in the laser. He reached out to pick the device out of the ice cream. Luminescent sparks made him recoil.
What story or stories am I revisiting in this episode?
Each Season 8 episode is a standalone story, but it’s connected to or inspired by a previous story through a character, a place, an object, a concept, a continuation of events (ahem, sequel), and so on.
What if eating ice cream could give you powers? Ah, cartoon logic. Gotta love it. I first explored the concept of imbuing food—well, a consumable product—with extraordinary abilities in a story called “Transpogum,” in which a few inventors attempt to make a chewing gum that allows a person to teleport. I just can’t let go of the notion of gaining cool powers by eating fun foods. But I also can’t help exploring what could go wrong…
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CREDITS
Story: “Laser Beam Ice Cream” Copyright © 2021 by Nila L. Patel
Narration, Episode Art, Editing, and Production: Nila L. Patel
Music:
“Fugue For One Synthetic Heart” by ANDREA BARONI (Intro)
“Casual Theme #1” by ANDREW SITKOV (Outro)
“Abstract Vision #5” by ANDREW SITKOV (Outro)
Music by ANDREW SITKOV
“Casual Theme #6 (Triumph)”
“Casual Theme #1”
“Abstract Vision #7”
“Casual Theme #3”
“Abstract Vision #3”
Music by ANDREA BARONI
“Fugue For One Synthetic Heart”
“Ground Control”
“Fugue For One Synthetic Heart (No Percussion)”
Music by CHRIS LOGSDON
“Level 1”
“Level 2”
“Level 4”
All these tracks are part of a music and sound effects bundles I purchased from Humble Bundle and sourced from GameDev Market.
Music by Andrea Baroni, Andrew Sitkov, and Chris Logsdon is licensed from GameDev Market
Sound effects from AudioJungle, and GameDevMarket, and Soundly (through Hindenburg)
Changes made to the musical tracks? Just cropping of some to align with my narration.
Find more music by Andrea Baroni, Andrew Sitkov, and Chris Logsdon at gamedevmarket.net
Find more stories by Nila at storyfeather.com
Episode Art Description:
Digital image. Foreground bottom, a bowl with three scoops of ice cream. Vanilla, center front. Strawberry, left behind. Chocolate, right behind. The chocolate scoop has a spoon handle sticking out of it. The vanilla scoop has little lightning bolts surrounding it. Behind the bowl are three figures. Center, from waist up is a smiling young man facing forward, with his curled hands on his hips. To his left is a young woman from waist up in three-quarters profile, her head tilted up. A beam of light shoots from her eyes. She holds the first two fingers of her left hand to her temple. To the young man’s right is a black-and-white dog, seated, who is also looking up and shooting beams of light from his eyes. He wears a collar with the name “Percival” on it. Watermark of “Storyfeather” along spoon handle.