Episode Twelve
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
Robert DeNiro doesn’t know who he is. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. A new fraud kit is perfect for emotionally manipulative parents. Ted and Michael go to sleep in their new bunk beds. Cast: 'I’m Robert DeNiro' Robert DeNiro: Ted O’Gorman Joe Pesci: Michael Paul Smith Nurse: Gillian Pensavalle Doctor: Hallie O’Gorman Martin Scorcese: Nik Walker 'Scenes For A Visual Medium: Monsters' V.O: Gillian Pensavalle Anchor: Michael Paul Smith Reporter: Alison Levering Wong Producer: Ted O’Gorman '"You Broke Something" Fraud Kit' Mom:...
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Episode Eleven
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
Ted and Michael set up a “Fish Track.” Lieutenant Columbo takes an improv class. Three friends enter a jazz haunted house. A new product scares sexual harassers. Hogwarts Canada has a new commercial! Cast: "Fish Track" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Columbo Takes an Improv Class" Columbo: Ted O’Gorman V.O: Michael Paul Smith Teacher: Gillian Pensavalle Student: Hallie O’Gorman "Jazz Haunted House" Barker: Mike Houston Friends: Michael Paul Smith, Ted O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle Benny Goodman: Michael Paul Smith Rod Stewart: Ted...
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Episode Ten
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
Elle Woods takes a dark turn in life in a new “Legally Blonde” movie. Sean Connery reads a Wikipedia summary of a Tyler Perry movie. Ted and Michael unlock more celebrity characters in Smash Brothers. Cast: "Legally Blonde 3" [Parts 1 and 2] V.O: Ted O’Gorman Elle: Hallie O’Gorman Judge: Michael Paul Smith Lawyer: Gillian Pensavalle "Connery Reads Madea" V.O: Michael Paul Smith Sean Connery: Ted O’Gorman "Celebrity Smash Bros 5" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith Celebrities: Mike O’Gorman
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Episode Nine
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
Don Draper from the 90’s has another pitch. Ted and Michael analyze another classic Wall Street Journal cartoon. A lady tries to plan a trip to the movies with her professional athlete boyfriend. A grade school bully has additional talents. Cast: "90’s Draper 2" Draper, Exec: Mike O’Gorman Roger: Ted O’Gorman "Wall Street Journal Cartoons Described 3" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith "Pro Athlete Boyfriend 2" Athlete: Michael Paul Smith Girlfriend: Gillian Pensavalle "The Singing Bully" Victims: Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith Bully: Mike...
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Episode Eight
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
Michael pitches Ted some new business ideas. Spud (from “Trainspotting”) irons his pants. A member of the Baseball Furies (from “The Warriors”) tries to sneak out of the house at night. The Emperor (from “Star Wars”) orders dinner at a Mexican restaurant. The sound of the barber shop’s electric hair clippers has been replaced by a...less annoying sound? Cast: "Business Ideas" Michael Paul Smith, Ted O’Gorman "Spud Irons His Pants" Spud: Michael Paul Smith "Baseball Fury Sneaks Out" Dad: Ted O’Gorman Fury: Michael Paul Smith "Emperor Orders Lunch"...
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Episode Seven
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
Ted and Michael present select scenes from their prospective blockbuster action/thriller. Cast: "Irish Cop" Marty McLaren/Michelle Rodriguez: Ted O’Gorman Irish Sarge/American Commissioner: Michael Paul Smith Tyrone Tipperary: Emmanuel Polycarpe Donut guy: Richie Kormos Morris Spiegelman: Luke Sholl Clerk: Nick Costa
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Episode Six
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
The Joker gets a pedicure. Ted and Michael surprise Gillian with their new Rube Goldberg machine. Michael introduces Ted to more celebrity characters in the video game “Smash Brothers.” Sean Connery needs someone to spare a square! A new fraud kit is out for those who want to pretend to be orphans. Cast: "Joker Gets A Pedicure" The Joker: Karl Queensborough "Rube Goldberg Machine" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Celebrity Smash Brothers" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith Celebrities: Mike O’Gorman "Connery Needs TP" Sean Connery: Ted...
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Episode Five
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
Gillian gets a gun, and it completely changes her and Michael’s behavior. Werner Herzog calls Steve Zahn and leaves an emotional voicemail. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. Hogwarts Canada has a new commercial. Steve Zahn calls Werner back. Cast: "Gillian Gets A Gun" Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Paul Smith, Ted O’Gorman "Werner Calls Zahn" Werner Herzog: Ted O’Gorman Steve Zahn: Michael Paul Smith "Scenes For A Visual Medium: Dress" Woman: Gillian Pensavalle Man: Michael Paul Smith "Hogwarts Canada 2" Testimonials:...
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Episode Four
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
There’s a new hit streaming series called “Hitmen In Cars Getting Coffee” Booze is now consumable anywhere by prescription! Brad Pitt has a new brand of tequila. Cast: "Hitmen In Cars Getting Coffee" Sal Giorgio: Ted O’Gorman Guy Zetella: Mike Houston Producer: Michael Paul Smith Waitress: Gillian Pensavalle "Emotional Support Booze" Doctor/V.O: Ted O’Gorman Patient: Hallie O’Gorman Patient 2: Gillian Pensavalle Security Guard, Man, Boss: Michael Paul Smith "Casa Enemigos" V.O: Gillian Pensavalle Brad Pitt: Michael Paul Smith Credits: Media...
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Episode Three
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
A Reading Rainbow segment has a slightly weird book report. A new product is on the market for those that want to appear intentionally bald. A Reading Rainbow segment has a weirder book report. A new product suggests extreme measures to prevent oversleeping. A Reading Rainbow segment has an off-the-charts bizarre book report. A new product combines ice cream and facial hair. The final Reading Rainbow segment has an unbelievably inappropriate book report. Cast: "Reading Rainbow 1" Boy: Ted O’Gorman "Hair Fuzz Cap" V.O: Michael Paul Smith Woman 1: Gillian Pensavalle...
info_outlineTed and Michael present select scenes from their prospective blockbuster action/thriller.
Cast:
"Irish Cop"
Marty McLaren/Michelle Rodriguez: Ted O’Gorman
Irish Sarge/American Commissioner: Michael Paul Smith
Tyrone Tipperary: Emmanuel Polycarpe
Donut guy: Richie Kormos
Morris Spiegelman: Luke Sholl
Clerk: Nick Costa