Episode Twelve
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
Robert DeNiro doesn’t know who he is. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. A new fraud kit is perfect for emotionally manipulative parents. Ted and Michael go to sleep in their new bunk beds. Cast: 'I’m Robert DeNiro' Robert DeNiro: Ted O’Gorman Joe Pesci: Michael Paul Smith Nurse: Gillian Pensavalle Doctor: Hallie O’Gorman Martin Scorcese: Nik Walker 'Scenes For A Visual Medium: Monsters' V.O: Gillian Pensavalle Anchor: Michael Paul Smith Reporter: Alison Levering Wong Producer: Ted O’Gorman '"You Broke Something" Fraud Kit' Mom:...
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Episode Eleven
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
Ted and Michael set up a “Fish Track.” Lieutenant Columbo takes an improv class. Three friends enter a jazz haunted house. A new product scares sexual harassers. Hogwarts Canada has a new commercial! Cast: "Fish Track" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Columbo Takes an Improv Class" Columbo: Ted O’Gorman V.O: Michael Paul Smith Teacher: Gillian Pensavalle Student: Hallie O’Gorman "Jazz Haunted House" Barker: Mike Houston Friends: Michael Paul Smith, Ted O’Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle Benny Goodman: Michael Paul Smith Rod Stewart: Ted...
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Episode Ten
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
Elle Woods takes a dark turn in life in a new “Legally Blonde” movie. Sean Connery reads a Wikipedia summary of a Tyler Perry movie. Ted and Michael unlock more celebrity characters in Smash Brothers. Cast: "Legally Blonde 3" [Parts 1 and 2] V.O: Ted O’Gorman Elle: Hallie O’Gorman Judge: Michael Paul Smith Lawyer: Gillian Pensavalle "Connery Reads Madea" V.O: Michael Paul Smith Sean Connery: Ted O’Gorman "Celebrity Smash Bros 5" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith Celebrities: Mike O’Gorman
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Episode Nine
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
Don Draper from the 90’s has another pitch. Ted and Michael analyze another classic Wall Street Journal cartoon. A lady tries to plan a trip to the movies with her professional athlete boyfriend. A grade school bully has additional talents. Cast: "90’s Draper 2" Draper, Exec: Mike O’Gorman Roger: Ted O’Gorman "Wall Street Journal Cartoons Described 3" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith "Pro Athlete Boyfriend 2" Athlete: Michael Paul Smith Girlfriend: Gillian Pensavalle "The Singing Bully" Victims: Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith Bully: Mike...
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Episode Eight
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
Michael pitches Ted some new business ideas. Spud (from “Trainspotting”) irons his pants. A member of the Baseball Furies (from “The Warriors”) tries to sneak out of the house at night. The Emperor (from “Star Wars”) orders dinner at a Mexican restaurant. The sound of the barber shop’s electric hair clippers has been replaced by a...less annoying sound? Cast: "Business Ideas" Michael Paul Smith, Ted O’Gorman "Spud Irons His Pants" Spud: Michael Paul Smith "Baseball Fury Sneaks Out" Dad: Ted O’Gorman Fury: Michael Paul Smith "Emperor Orders Lunch"...
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Episode Seven
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
Ted and Michael present select scenes from their prospective blockbuster action/thriller. Cast: "Irish Cop" Marty McLaren/Michelle Rodriguez: Ted O’Gorman Irish Sarge/American Commissioner: Michael Paul Smith Tyrone Tipperary: Emmanuel Polycarpe Donut guy: Richie Kormos Morris Spiegelman: Luke Sholl Clerk: Nick Costa
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Episode Six
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
The Joker gets a pedicure. Ted and Michael surprise Gillian with their new Rube Goldberg machine. Michael introduces Ted to more celebrity characters in the video game “Smash Brothers.” Sean Connery needs someone to spare a square! A new fraud kit is out for those who want to pretend to be orphans. Cast: "Joker Gets A Pedicure" The Joker: Karl Queensborough "Rube Goldberg Machine" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Celebrity Smash Brothers" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith Celebrities: Mike O’Gorman "Connery Needs TP" Sean Connery: Ted...
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Episode Five
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
Gillian gets a gun, and it completely changes her and Michael’s behavior. Werner Herzog calls Steve Zahn and leaves an emotional voicemail. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. Hogwarts Canada has a new commercial. Steve Zahn calls Werner back. Cast: "Gillian Gets A Gun" Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Paul Smith, Ted O’Gorman "Werner Calls Zahn" Werner Herzog: Ted O’Gorman Steve Zahn: Michael Paul Smith "Scenes For A Visual Medium: Dress" Woman: Gillian Pensavalle Man: Michael Paul Smith "Hogwarts Canada 2" Testimonials:...
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Episode Four
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
There’s a new hit streaming series called “Hitmen In Cars Getting Coffee” Booze is now consumable anywhere by prescription! Brad Pitt has a new brand of tequila. Cast: "Hitmen In Cars Getting Coffee" Sal Giorgio: Ted O’Gorman Guy Zetella: Mike Houston Producer: Michael Paul Smith Waitress: Gillian Pensavalle "Emotional Support Booze" Doctor/V.O: Ted O’Gorman Patient: Hallie O’Gorman Patient 2: Gillian Pensavalle Security Guard, Man, Boss: Michael Paul Smith "Casa Enemigos" V.O: Gillian Pensavalle Brad Pitt: Michael Paul Smith Credits: Media...
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Episode Three
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones
A Reading Rainbow segment has a slightly weird book report. A new product is on the market for those that want to appear intentionally bald. A Reading Rainbow segment has a weirder book report. A new product suggests extreme measures to prevent oversleeping. A Reading Rainbow segment has an off-the-charts bizarre book report. A new product combines ice cream and facial hair. The final Reading Rainbow segment has an unbelievably inappropriate book report. Cast: "Reading Rainbow 1" Boy: Ted O’Gorman "Hair Fuzz Cap" V.O: Michael Paul Smith Woman 1: Gillian Pensavalle...
info_outlineMichael describes another classic Wall Street Journal cartoon to Ted.
Michael takes us all on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be the judge.
A new sunscreen specializes on parts that usually go unexposed to the sun.
Method actor Christopher Walken fills in for Santa Claus.
The “Hogwarts Boston” campus is amidst an advertising blitz, with a new commercial.
Credits:
--Wall Street Journal Cartoons (Described) 2--
Mike: Michael Paul Smith
Ted: Ted O’Gorman
--Shower With Mike 5--
V.O: Ted O’Gorman
Mike: Michael Paul Smith
*Featuring original music from “Just Goose.”
--Penis Sunscreen--
V.O: Michael Paul Smith
Boyfriend: Ted O’Gorman
Girlfriend: Gillian Pensavalle
--Walken Claus--
Christopher Walken: Mike O’Gorman
Boy: Gillian Pensavalle
--Boston Hogwarts 2--
Host: Mike O’Gorman
Testimonials: Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle, Luke Sholl, Kelly Warne, Emmanuel Polycarpe