56. Behind Enemy Lawns EXTRA! - The Brown Carpet Podcast vs Jim Penman
The Brown Carpet
THIS WEEK! A very special edition of The Brown Carpet Podcast as we welcome Aussie mogul Jim Penman of Jim's Mowing onto the show for a Zoom chat - inspired by Episode 56, where we chopped up a grassy action thriller called, "Behind Enemy Lawns." Jim weigh's in on our adaption of his story, Zuckerberg vs Musk, our ideas for his franchise and his arch-enemy, Daniel Andrews. WATCH EPISODE 56 here: READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and TikTok or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at...
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60. 'The Stainmaker'
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THIS WEEK! Corey and Josh squeeze out a powerful and pungent tale of love, lament, lightning and litigation as they expel a gassy courtroom drama called - The Stainmaker. Featuring fart-fuelled performances by Tom Holland, Florence Pugh, Meryl Streep, Tom Green and Mike Myers. READ the weird news story we based our movie: SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at ...
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FTV. 'Crocapalooza'
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ON THIS WEEK'S FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - Corey and Josh head down to the valley for a rain-drenched New Year's Eve music festival - where the secret headliner is a 25-foot meth-fueled crocodile. Featuring prehistoric performances by Jesse Eisenberg, Belle Delphine, Bindy Irwin and Paul Hogan. Listen to the podcast that has played knifey-spooney before! WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - Don’t forget to check out our website...
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59. 'Meat Cute'
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THIS WEEK! We take a news story about an Indian government official draining an entire reservoir to recover the phone he dropped in taking a selfie... IN THE MIDDLE OF A DROUGHT.....and.... We twist this blatant abuse of power into a Bollywood blockbuster that stirs up stupidity, love, and fine dining, with a pinch of serial killer; into a cinematic first course that we liked to call 'Meat Cute' Featuring delicious performances by Aziz Ansari, Mindy Kaling and Russell Peters. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - READ the weird news story we based our movie on SUBSCRIBE on...
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FTV. 'Update Night'
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ON THIS WEEK'S FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - Corey and Josh digitally dive into a holographic hentai honeymoon and pump out an anime atrocity - definitely one of the strangest film pitches we've featured on the show. Originally recorded on the 8th of December, 2018. Listen to the podcast that tickles your tentacles on a Tuesday. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made...
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58. 'Chip, Kim Kim and The Temple of Shrooms'
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THIS WEEK! Join us as we turn a story about a junkie couple getting trapped in an unlocked closet for two days into a cinematic masterpiece! It's one hell of a psychedelic cocktail that includes: a drug induced portal in a university janitors closet, ancient ruins, lizard people, a real life space wars game, that aliens meme guy, a dodgy uncle, a twitch streamer and foot model power couple and the limitlessness of the human mind - ALL this and more in a film we liked to call - 'Chip, Kim Kim and The Temple of Shrooms' Featuring mind-altering performances by Megan Fox, Machine Gun Kelly, David...
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FTV. 'How to Lose a Dick in Ten Days'
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THIS WEEK’S FROM THE VAULT EP - we are joined by the delightful Benjamin Hargrave to tackle a middle-aged virgin with a bionic schlong and a hefty debt problem. Featuring robotic performances by Steve Carrell, Chevy Chase, Milla Jovovich and Glenn Howerton. Listen to the podcast that Ludicrous refuses to listen to. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an...
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57. 'Nuclear Paw'
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THIS WEEK! Join us as we take a story about Chernobyl feral dogs evolving oddly, and turn it into a film packed with Cold War tension... It's non-stop fusion as we reignite old enemies, do bad Russian accents, twist a wholesome tale about a girl and her pooch into a wild story about USA vs. Russia vs. Nuclear mutant dogs! AND we even shoehorn in a cameo from Dog the Bounty Hunter; ALL in a film we liked to call - 'Nuclear Paw' Featuring radiating performances by John Malkovich, Jena Ortega, Bella Ramsey, Steve Buscemi and Caleb R. Mclaughlin. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - ...
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FTV. 'Shambling Nan'
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THIS WEEK'S THROWBACK EP - it's a shambolic and shit-scared Friday the 13th special. Corey and Josh get ghoulish and grapple with the creaky concept of extreme embalming. Featuring stiff performances from Jordan Peele, Kathy Bates, Flava Flav and David Cross. Listen to the podcast that lubricated your dad's knees WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - Don’t forget to check out our website at - To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into...
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56. 'Behind Enemy Lawns'
The Brown Carpet
THIS WEEK! Join us as we trim the edges of a particularly weird news story about a mowing mogul's quest to create his own country and crown himself king. All because he really hates Dan Andrews... It’s yard work as we turn this megalomaniac mayhem into a film about love, hate, Liam Neeson, and covert warfare, but mainly just about holding a grudge! It's a movie we liked to call - 'Behind Enemy Lawns' Featuring vengeful performances by Sam Worthington, Hugh Jackman and Liam Neeson. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - READ the weird news story we based our movie on ...
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