HalloweeNoire: The People Under the Stairs (1991)
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
Release Date: 10/24/2024
Tales from the Crypt Rankings #69: Came the Dawn
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
You wouldn’t catch me buying oysters from Michael J. Pollard. I don’t care how horny I get! S05E10
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Tales from the Crypt Rankings #70: Showdown
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
Alright ya buncha cattle rustlin’ cowpokes! Time ta peddle yer potions cause it’s backdoor pilot time! S04E08
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Tales from the Crypt Rankings #71: Top Billing
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
John Astin might not be very (snap snap) creepy, but he's definitely (snap snap) kooky. S03E05
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Tales from the Crypt Rankings #72: Revenge is the Nuts
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
I’m sure Anthony Zerbe dreamed of one day becoming a dashing matinee idol, but with a malevolent visage like that, he appears to have been bred in a secret laboratory to make his onscreen partner’s lives miserable. S06E05
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Tales from the Crypt Rankings #73: For Cryin' Out Loud
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
If Sound of Metal starred an asshole... S02E08
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Tales from the Crypt Rankings #74: Mute Witness to Murder
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
John-Boy! How could you??? S02E15
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HalloweeNoire: J.D.'s Revenge (1976)
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
31 Days of Horror: Halloween Revenge is so very, very sweet, especially if you’re the restless soul of a swaggering, razor blade wieldin’, tough as nails 1940s hustler with a golden tongue and a diamond dick (allegedly).
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HalloweeNoire: Tales From The Hood (1995)
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
31 Days of Horror: Day 30 So, how’d you like getting bent and twisted like a gotdamn multi-tool, David Alan Grier? (BIG SNAPS) HATED IT!
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HalloweeNoire: Candyman: Day Of The Dead (1999)
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
31 Days of Horror: Day 29 Now that we’ve seen his work, it’s clear based on his paintings that Daniel Robitaille was a pioneer in the field of Glamour Shots.
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HalloweeNoire: Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995)
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
31 Days of Horror: Day 28 I imagine Candyman sitting in traffic, sweating and stewing under that heavy coat while listening to The Kingfish implore him to “chill” and “have some gumbo,” just aching to find the nearest pay phone, frantically dial with his good hand, and proclaim across the airwaves: YOU ARE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!
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Did Sean Whalen even NEED makeup to look emaciated? Dude’s been looking haggard since that ‘Got Milk’ commercial.