HalloweeNoire: J.D.'s Revenge (1976)
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
Release Date: 11/01/2024
Tales from the Crypt Rankings #66: The Thing from The Grave
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
I kinda needed some more backstory on what the hell product that lunkhead pretty boy was hocking. It’s in a can, Teri’s sporting a harpoon, and it’s huge in Japan. ...are we talkin’ Dolphin Cola here? Tuna Sprite? Mountain Dolphin Dew? S02E06
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Tales from the Crypt Rankings #67: The Reluctant Vampire
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
Oh, Malcolm’s a connoisseur, you can tell. A twist of lime always goes best with a bloody cocktail. Squeeze of lemon? Don’t make me chortle. S03E07
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Tales from the Crypt Rankings #68: Curiosity Killed
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
McCarthy chanting 'ghoulie ghoulie ghoulie' instantly transported me to that time he had to contend with those rambunctious spirits of dark mirth in Ghoulies Go To College. Damn Chug-a-Lug House. S04E14
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Tales from the Crypt Rankings #69: Came the Dawn
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
You wouldn’t catch me buying oysters from Michael J. Pollard. I don’t care how horny I get! S05E10
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Tales from the Crypt Rankings #70: Showdown
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
Alright ya buncha cattle rustlin’ cowpokes! Time ta peddle yer potions cause it’s backdoor pilot time! S04E08
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Tales from the Crypt Rankings #71: Top Billing
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
John Astin might not be very (snap snap) creepy, but he's definitely (snap snap) kooky. S03E05
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Tales from the Crypt Rankings #72: Revenge is the Nuts
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
I’m sure Anthony Zerbe dreamed of one day becoming a dashing matinee idol, but with a malevolent visage like that, he appears to have been bred in a secret laboratory to make his onscreen partner’s lives miserable. S06E05
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Tales from the Crypt Rankings #73: For Cryin' Out Loud
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
If Sound of Metal starred an asshole... S02E08
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Tales from the Crypt Rankings #74: Mute Witness to Murder
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
John-Boy! How could you??? S02E15
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HalloweeNoire: J.D.'s Revenge (1976)
The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee
31 Days of Horror: Halloween Revenge is so very, very sweet, especially if you’re the restless soul of a swaggering, razor blade wieldin’, tough as nails 1940s hustler with a golden tongue and a diamond dick (allegedly).
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Revenge is so very, very sweet, especially if you’re the restless soul of a swaggering, razor blade wieldin’, tough as nails 1940s hustler with a golden tongue and a diamond dick (allegedly).