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The Queen in Blue - The Five Face of the Dreamer

Tossing Grenades At Windmills

Release Date: 10/31/2025

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Tossing Grenades At Windmills

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Opening Hook

"Welcome back, fellow travelers of the weird. Today we're diving into the final three stanzas of the poem 'I, Hastur' - arguably the most dangerous piece in the entire Emerson Portfolio. This is where everything comes together: the Shepherd, the Darkness, and the Yellow King converge in a dance that literally shaped reality itself."

Segment 1: "The Yellow King Speaks" (Stanza 3)

The third stanza reveals the Yellow King's own perspective - speaking in first person about its nature as a living idea, a memetic force that has corrupted civilizations throughout history. Key discussion points:

  • The Yellow King's claim to have "always been" yet also having an origin point
  • The litany of fallen cities: Dilmun, Atlantis, Troy, Iram of the Pillars, El Dorado
  • The revelation that the King exists in a temporal loop
  • The twisted love story at its heart - the King's obsession with "Her" (the Queen in Blue)
  • How the King describes itself as simultaneously hate incarnate yet capable of love

Analysis: This stanza humanizes the cosmic horror in the most disturbing way possible - showing that even entities of pure corruption can experience genuine emotion, making them more dangerous, not less.

Segment 2: "We Are Hastur" (Stanza 4)

The fourth stanza shifts to the original Hastur - the Count who became the first Yellow King through autogenocide (destroying all alternate versions of himself). Discussion includes:

  • The aristocratic origin story in Carcosa
  • The child who played with spiders and learned dark magic
  • The Phantasmagoria Ball as the ultimate ritual
  • The disturbing mechanics of becoming the Yellow King through self-annihilation across infinite realities
  • The [REDACTED] play section that was literally torn from the manuscript

Listener Warning: Rhombus Ticks himself warned that this section nearly cost him his sanity. The memetic infection is real, folks.

Segment 3: "The Queen in Blue Opera" (Stanza 5)

The final stanza presents Scriabin's operatic translation, allegedly from Sanskrit found in Etruscan ruins. This is where we get:

  • The dual narrative structure following both the maid Boquet and the cosmic entities
  • The famous refrain: "Thou shalt dance with the queen tonight boys"
  • The Dreamer/Hound's declaration of power over nightmares
  • The convergence at the Phantasmagoria Ball where King and Queen finally meet
  • The paradox explained: "The Dreamer is the King / But the King is not the Dreamer"

The Core Revelation: The Queen in Blue tamed the Yellow King through a combination of love, strategy, and the deployment of the Ethan Baton bloodline as a "check" against the King's power. She founded a lineage specifically designed to produce someone who could focus the Dreamer's power against the King when needed.

Closing Analysis

These three stanzas complete the cosmic chess game:

  • The Shepherd/Haita provides the white light of protection
  • The Darkness represents entropy and the void
  • The Yellow King embodies corruption and ascension through hubris
  • The Queen in Blue uses love and strategic patience to maintain balance
  • The Dreamer/Hound acts as enforcer of the balance

The poem suggests all five faces are aspects of Hastur, operating across different layers of reality simultaneously.

Final Warning

Remember Dr. Bathory's forward: read this material once if you must, but protective rituals are recommended. Rhombus himself became infected and had to journey to Carcosa seeking answers.

As always, stay skeptical, stay safe, and remember - some knowledge comes with a price.

[End theme: discordant strings fading into static]


Episode Notes:

  • This material is from the Emerson Portfolio, translated by Dr. Persephone Bathory
  • Multiple scholars report temporal anomalies with this text
  • Carbon dating results are contradictory and "supernatural"
  • For mental health resources, please see our website