Chappell Roan and the Epstein Files
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
When you name inanimate objects. Dog logic. Another new brassiere, and a drawer full of old ones. Chappell Roan’s Grammy outfit. Kim Kardashian's new underwear. Melinda French Gates, Bill Gates, and the Epstein files.
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Your Parents' Dirty Books
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Pajamas all day. Dirty books of years gone by, are surprisingly sexy, old TV….not so much. Coyotes—real and cartoon. Birthday party tchotchkes. We love Canada. Too much good news for Marci.
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Behind Your Back
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Snow can teach you a lot about your neighbors…but you probably already knew it. The hippies next door. Undercover as yourself.
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Fixed the Fixit
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
A proven (almost) method for ridding Marci’s house of the cattle invasion. Update on the honey-do list—Marci has a sink for people who like to bust a move.
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The Fixit List
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci is hinting at a few things she’d like done around the place. Turi learns the truth about that thing on the kitchen counter. What’s in that fancy cookie tin? Hint: not cookies. Date night for Marci, and nobody has to go to jail.
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Psycho Dogs
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Reprising the behavior of every verifiably insane dog Marci has ever owned. The cows are back, with a new target of destruction. Family photos—the hot potatoes of our time. Renaming solves everything.
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The Medicine Cabinet Part 2
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Men are from name brand. Women are from generic. Marci’s husband’s medicine—a technique that sticks. An object from the past mysteriously appears at Marci’s house. Fightin’ words: you looked so cute in that old photo.
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The Medicine Cabinet Part 1
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Flying tuna salad, courtesy of the foster dog. We interrupt this football game. A small household task. Want to give away those old drugs?
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The Most Not-Jewish Food
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci’s Christmas Season job has left her ill...or maybe it was the cookies. That’s enough peppermint bark. The Kosher Trader Joe’s Facebook Page Christmas fracas. What you (don’t) get for Valentines Day. When you have a lot of extra booze.
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Celebrity Breasts
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
No peace, no quiet, no recording. Neither Marci nor Turi is especially nice at Christmas, except when working the Polar Express. Turi speaks ill of the dead. Celebrity sightings, boobs and all. Sympathy for the chronically late.
info_outlineDomestic requests—list, wait, repeat. A spouse on the roof. Patriotic childproofing. How to know you have lost your maternal mind. Questions you will never have answered: how does this look on me? And “pop goes the what?”