The Pre-Ruined Cruise
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Whenever you plan a trip….there’s that news story. Switchbacks to Sedona. The Hell’s Angels go shopping. Swedish biker fish. Escape of the hounds.
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Elvis Presley's Bathtub
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
That’s not what you thought you were eating. What’s in your underwear? Admit you’re too old for that. Insulting a house for sale online. How to die in the bathtub. Rebuilding Elvis’ house at your house, or how to mangle 150 year old mansion. The Jungle Room in Reno.
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A Lifetime Supply
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Five days, one missing phone. Paying ransom. If aliens abduct your partner… Falling back in love with the dollar store. A lifetime supply is a terrifying thing. The artist’s vaccine, and poisoned manicotti. Ma’am, are these your goats?
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Creative Poisoning
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
When everything goes wrong on your birthday, is that karma? Three dogs, three ways to ruin your life. One solution to missing out on a promotion: poison your colleague. Can you take your dog’s drugs?
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Your Birthday Suit
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Getting back on the horse—really. Revelations about Marci’s past. The dog that hates your partner. The fancy birthday dinner that takes you back to your childhood…in a not great way. How much did you pay for that drink? Scary restaurant mascots. Steak.
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James Bond for Women
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Grandbabysitting, and what the space age diaper change. Exhaustion vs insomnia. The boomer iPhone case. Your bra as a weapon. The eye exam or “get that optician off my lawn.” Happy birthday to us.
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Your Holiday, Not Mine
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Have you ever heard friends describe their perfect holiday and thought “that sounds like hell”? This is what that sounds like. And, extra expensive holiday food that is purposely awful.
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Recognizing Nuts
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
The last pre-Passover sprint. Travelling a little too light, and a little too late. The emotional support worm.
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Searching for Matzah
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
The list of things we’re not talking about. School lunch failures. A dog flies out the window, and a bunny takes blame. The new refrigerator challenge. Shopping for Passover at 7,000 feet. Somebody loves matzah, and we know who it is. Making a living with toilet seat art. Whither the giant rat?
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Remains of St. Patrick's Day
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci has been on a quest for corned beef. Things you remember about St. Patrick’s Days gone by…plus nausea, vomit, and one really bad date. The Gene Simmons waffle maker, and other mysterious promotional products.
info_outlineReprising the behavior of every verifiably insane dog Marci has ever owned. The cows are back, with a new target of destruction. Family photos—the hot potatoes of our time. Renaming solves everything.