Psycho Dogs
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Reprising the behavior of every verifiably insane dog Marci has ever owned. The cows are back, with a new target of destruction. Family photos—the hot potatoes of our time. Renaming solves everything.
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The Medicine Cabinet Part 2
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Men are from name brand. Women are from generic. Marci’s husband’s medicine—a technique that sticks. An object from the past mysteriously appears at Marci’s house. Fightin’ words: you looked so cute in that old photo.
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The Medicine Cabinet Part 1
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Flying tuna salad, courtesy of the foster dog. We interrupt this football game. A small household task. Want to give away those old drugs?
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The Most Not-Jewish Food
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci’s Christmas Season job has left her ill...or maybe it was the cookies. That’s enough peppermint bark. The Kosher Trader Joe’s Facebook Page Christmas fracas. What you (don’t) get for Valentines Day. When you have a lot of extra booze.
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Celebrity Breasts
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
No peace, no quiet, no recording. Neither Marci nor Turi is especially nice at Christmas, except when working the Polar Express. Turi speaks ill of the dead. Celebrity sightings, boobs and all. Sympathy for the chronically late.
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What That Part Looks Like
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci’s dog is sexist. Turi’s foster dog is oversexed. Someone who has a body part should be able to identify that part. A chatbot could do a better job of convincing you...of anything. Trivial (or lazy?) Amazon deliveries. How pets learn to eat disgusting things.
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Blow Dried Breasts
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Pets will change your wardrobe. Training day for puppies. Bathroom rituals you would rather not know about. Subtle grooming hints. Parts of your body that need extra attention these days.
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Anxiety on the Polar Express
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Turi has an anxiety attack watching a children’s movie. Marci cannot reassure her. She also has to think of ways to indicate the word “Santa” to parents, and she’s running out of polite phrases. And if you live in Arizona, watch out for the people who think they’re in Indiana.
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The Holiday Party
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
The dangers of the cone of shame. When you’re the one helping, you get to do it your way. Home repair and a heaping pile of profanity. The podcast apology. The holiday office party...who’s going, who’s hiding.
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DumbAss is a Fine Name
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
The just-neutered Jerry Dingus Garcia slips a collar, and Marci skids out of control. The song of the difficult pet owner: “But I LOOOVE HIM”. How to know when your spouse has had enough, part 1.
info_outlineInsight into the body parts that are in sight on the Polar Express in Williams, Arizona. Fact: they are not pretty. Here, have some hand sanitizer. When things are so ugly they are cute, and when they stay ugly.