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TGIWTF? Fridays – #280
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Happy 6th Birthday to Us! It’s also my birthday (talk about your imperfect storms :/). So ring out the old year – and save your bacon with the ex. Here’s one last stocking stuffer to coax her/him back into your bed life. 280 shows and counting! Plus a holiday drunk driving tip and more Stupid Criminal tricks! Music: […]
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Up On Blocks – #279
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For the perv on your list Heard about Foxy Blox? They’re all the rage in cell block A this Christmas. Billed as an adult toy for kids, the ‘Lego’ Strip Club Set feels as icky as it looks. Who the hell thought THIS is a good idea? By the way, the strip club has a Walter White inspired […]
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Bird Brains – #278
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Why booze was invented Google ‘dysfunctional family.’ Odds are the photo was shot on Thanksgiving. Why do we do this year after year? To drink ourselves numb, stupid! We found the absolute Turkey Day from Hell! Could’ve happened at your house. I got your butterball right HERE! How do I thaw a fresh turkey? Which end of the […]
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Spin – #277
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A perception tree grows… New Haven CT is known as the Elm City. Historically it is crime-ridden, in spite of recent stats to the contrary. Ranked #7 among America’s “most dangerous” mid-sized cities, the image isn’t going away. Solution? Plant feel-good news. Comcast may have a new slogan… Can You See Us Now? Everyone’s favorite [cough] cable giant wants […]
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Road Trip! – #276
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Must be a full moon… Stuff 11 kids in a Honda? You’d think a grade school math teacher would know better. But hey, when you’re Jones’n for Goldfish, what’s a gal to do? Get off her lawn, too! 94 year olds are cranky and don’t give a rats patoot who knows it. Not your ideal character witness for a great grandson […]
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Polarization Day? – #275
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Eenie, meanie, minee, mo … November 4th, America. You have work to do. Let’s meet the candidates: City of St. Louis sanctions child labor. Trick or Treat?! Rich white dude tells his NBA team he’s learning Hoodish Yiddish. Inn fines brides and grooms when wedding guests leave bad reviews. Dog leads cops to drug dealing master. Good boy! […]
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$!@%^ Auto Correct! – #274
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FMW .. FML! No one is immune but as alibis go that’s a FAIL! Lawless in Waldo Welcome to the speed trap capital of the Deep South. Y’all come back now, here? New Jersey blows (0.08) The Garden State needs a new slogan. How about DUI State? 2Kens have a solution. Wanna hear it? Listen to the […]
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Hard Cider – #273
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Step lively campers, lots of ground to cover before nightfall. We’ll visit a double-secret social network ONLY for fat cats, take in a Japanese science exhibit your kids will love (once the stink wears off), learn about the push to arm the blind; we agree- great idea!, and sample a new parenting app that might replace fantasy football for […]
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