Hateful and Angry
We Could Have Been Astronauts
The Astronauts get a little boozy. Alex serves out more positive life advice while railing on loud music blasting from cars. Melissa listens and learns and offers lodging for Floridian Expats.
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Obligatory Hello
We Could Have Been Astronauts
The Astronauts change their names. Melissa starts a new app, and Alex gives the listeners an air quality check. Join the Astronaut on their We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group. We don’t post much and when we do….it’s crap.
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Alex The American
We Could Have Been Astronauts
The Astronauts chat about Chat GPT. Alex goes on a listener shout out rampage and Melissa still backs up her Neil Diamond fandom. Remember to join the Astronauts on their ill managed Facebook Group, We Could Have Been Astronauts, and tell us the worst thing you’ve ever smelled.
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Foucs On The Anomaly
We Could Have Been Astronauts
The Astronauts try to pronounce the name of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s Tequila. Melissa begs Alex to watch Ghostbusters, while ABish finally nails a coherent analogy
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How Many ESPNs
We Could Have Been Astronauts
The Astronauts finally weigh in on the Super Bowl Half Time Show (we know, you've been waiting). Alex has sleep troubles and Melissa gets felt up @ a farm show.
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How Many ESPNs
We Could Have Been Astronauts
The Astronauts review the Super Bowl Halftime Show 2 weeks late. Alex has night terrors and Melissa recounts the last time she got a good ass slapping. Join the Astronauts on that Face Space @ We Could Have Been Astronauts FB Group. We are in terrible need of friends
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Astro Extra
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Not Today Either
We Could Have Been Astronauts
Surprise, the Astronauts are back! Melissa feels very much like a Tombstone pizza while Alex sort of embraces his Guatemalan Heritage. Feel free to join us on the We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group (It’s the only social media we can figure out).
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Past, Present, Future
We Could Have Been Astronauts
The Astronauts are available for all your advertising needs. Melissa survives the COVIDS and Alex gets a Tarot reading.
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Breakfast BLT
We Could Have Been Astronauts
The Astronauts discuss bagels and the masterful food workers who serve them. Alex eulogizes himself as his liver takes a leave and Melissa looks into unorthodox healthcare providers.
info_outlineThe Astronauts talk about the illusive critical race theory. Melissa has a plan to take out Putin if she has to and Alex has more breaking news complete with hot takes from Stanley McGregor. Oh and of course they have to talk about the NFL's QB Shuffle.