Krampus And Christmas Cryptids: Giant Cats and Rapping Zombie Horses
Release Date: 12/19/2017
Weird S**t Podcast
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Mike, fresh from his vacation to the west Texas town of El Paso, regales Ryan and Palmer with tales of The Myth, The Man, The Legendary: Jay J. Armes. Who the fuck is Jay J. Armes? How does this dude ACTUALLY EXIST? Is he one of the most badass people to ever grace this planet? Yes; but you gotta hear this Weird Shit! *** Special Thanks To The Beautiful, Indomitable, Priscilla Juarez for showing me this amazing person and being amazing herself!
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Mike, Ryan, and Palmer gain the gift of dark prophecy and examine the life of the blind mystic Baba Vanga. Did she predict 9/11? What does she have to say about 2018 and beyond? What is at the edge of the universe? Pass the prophecy to the left and hit this truth cuz it's rolled with the kind of weird s**t that will make you blind!
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Mike, Ryan, and Palmer get spooky this week talking about Black Eyed Kids. Are they aliens? Demons? Something in between? For over 30 years reports of these kids terrorizing behavior has been leaving a mark on those that encounter these predators. Smoke up, lock your doors, lock your windows, and DON'T GET OUT OF THE CAR.
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Mike, Ryan, and Palmer get extradimensional and talk about the Cyborg Fetusi that control and feed off our emotions. The Archons! How are Archons connected to Judaeo-Christian Mythology? What did the Gnostics know about these psycho-spiritual parasites? How do we stop these Ankle Biters and reach our full potential in a 5th dimensional state of consciousness? You're gonna need alot of enlightment in that bowl for this one.
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Mike, Ryan, and Palmer chop through time and space and cut into the 1912 unsolved mystery of the Villisca Axe Murders. Who committed this horrible crime? How did nobody in the house of 8 victims wake up? Why did the killer leave a 4 pound slab of bacon behind? Spark up a hard hitting bowl of cutting truth and take it to the face as we dig into the Villisca Axe Murders. This is gonna be some weird s**t.
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Mike, Ryan and Palmer get Jolly as f**k this week as they talk about a bunch of the dopest Christmas Monsters you've never heard of. Why do Icelandic kids need socks every year? Did a witch hang out with baby Jesus and the Three Magi? How would Dre fight a zombie horse? Bake some cookies and bake yourself with these sweet piney nuggets of dank truth! Happy Holidays Weirdos!
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Mike, Ryan and Palmer answer the questions that have been burning inside of your brain box on our first ever Q&A Bonus episode! What Conspiracy was our first love? The Marry, Fuck, Kill Cryptid Game. Would we rather be probed by aliens or fuck a bigfoot? Be careful what you want to know...
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Mike, Ryan, and Palmer dig into their first Listener submitted topic, Polybius, a cursed 1981 arcade game. Did this game cause horrible side effects in it's players? What role did the government play in it's creation? Did it even exist? Drop in your credits and spark up a Pacman sized bowl of the sweetest greens. Congratulations man, you just played yourself. *Clips from AVGN Polybius*
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Mike, Ryan, and Palmer dig deep into the mystery of The Lost Colony of Roanoke. What happened to the people of Roanoke? What the f**k is a croatoan? What do you call a little bigfoot? Break out the peace pipe, get some dope ass brownies, and settle in for a mystery!
info_outlineMike, Ryan and Palmer get Jolly as f**k this week as they talk about a bunch of the dopest Christmas Monsters you've never heard of.
Why do Icelandic kids need socks every year?
Did a witch hang out with baby Jesus and the Three Magi?
How would Dre fight a zombie horse?
Bake some cookies and bake yourself with these sweet piney nuggets of dank truth!
Happy Holidays Weirdos!