Jimmy Neutron Is A Sh!#head

Connor and Agent Five force themselves to watch four episodes of a terrible Nicktoon every week so they can uncover the suppressed evils buried within. What appears to be a simple kids' show is revealed to star a callous, self-centered misogynist bent on world domination, and it's up to our hosts to expose his crimes... before it's too late!

Fosterian Bargain 05: Get Bent 09/04/2020

Fosterian Bargain 05: Get Bent Season 2 drops the nuclear option early. Madame Foster manipulates Bloo into a night of debauchery, in which Bloo gives Mac drugs and the gang dragraces across town. When the hangover passes, she takes everyone bowling. Then Lauren Faust escapes from her cage and mauls us with the worst episode we've seen yet. And Herriman's secret side hustle is revealed... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/15803282

Fosterian Bargain 04: The Spectre Haunting Foster's (It's Dogs) 08/29/2020

Fosterian Bargain 04: The Spectre Haunting Foster's (It's Dogs) If you were wondering what three Bloo-centric episodes would be like, seek therapy. Rob Falseson does his best to run into traffic, and an army of Blooregards storm the house, making slavery the only option. Later, Bloo Prime embraces villainy and builds a corporate empire on the backs of his friends. And Madame Foster cannot stop embezzling to save her life... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/15803234

Fosterian Bargain 03: Pain is Humor Leaving the Body 08/08/2020

Fosterian Bargain 03: Pain is Humor Leaving the Body Is torturing your characters for three episodes funny? This show dares to say yes, but the jury is out for everyone else. Bloo gains a stalker-killer as the rest of the house is too busy watching Hetero Hypnotoad, but he's too busy bullying his younger cousin and kidnapping mascots to care. Not even Wilt's good influence (and addiction to radio smut) is enough to redeem this carbo-loaded creature! And Terrance just eats a guy, no for real... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/15334616

Fosterian Bargain 02: Herriman's Home for Incarcerated Friends 08/01/2020

Fosterian Bargain 02: Herriman's Home for Incarcerated Friends It is only the second episode, and the truly concerning stuff is out in full force! /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/15334523

Fosterian Bargain 01: Getting Malled 07/25/2020

Fosterian Bargain 01: Getting Malled You thought they were dead, but imagine that, they're back! Connor and Agent Five break ground with Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and boy do we start on a low note! The denizens of the home try to get out as early as they can, terrorizing a local mall in the process. Yet the greater horror is found within the house's walls, behind a vault so well-guarded, it wasn't even locked. And Coco makes a strong impression with her first of many Payday-style heists... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/15334256

One Pump Chumps: My Gym Partner Is A Monkey 07/24/2020

One Pump Chumps: My Gym Partner Is A Monkey Our hosts step their toes into a series so malignant, they dare not give it more than one episode's thought. Dredging up some choice episodes from the world's most prolific buttocks-themed cartoon, they witness humanity's final whimper as a clerical error sends Adam Lyon to a nightmarish middle school full of semi-sapient zoo animals. Can the showrunners snatch boredom from the jaws of comedy, or will our heroes be torn apart like a cow-sized lump of cheese at Predator Training 101? /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/15334067

JNISH Episode 32: They Won, We Lost 12/08/2019

JNISH Episode 32: They Won, We Lost For Jimmy's grand finale, the showrunners make it explicit that he and Timmy are unambiguously evil and the shows' antagonists. Bored of tormenting their regular enemies, they create a supervillain capable of feeling physical and emotional pain to beat up. The universes collapse into a singularity point, and it is only by the grace of one particular angel that the hosts survive this one. And Hugh delivers his final line ever, "let's kick him while he's down"... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/11972426

JNISH Episode 31: Beaver Boy Returns: The Squeakquel 12/01/2019

JNISH Episode 31: Beaver Boy Returns: The Squeakquel The results are in: Timmy's actually worse. Timmy causes an interdimensional incident because he is so repulsive that an entire dimension finds him unlovable. The boys both try to woo Cindy for their occult ritual dance, which she happily takes advantage of. Halfway through, the plot decides to begin, as Tim Curry heroically attempts to erase Retroville forever. And with Hugh MIA, Sheen becomes the most annoying fairy in existence... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/11972357

JNISH Episode 30: Personally, I Prefer DOTA 11/24/2019

JNISH Episode 30: Personally, I Prefer DOTA Jimmy tosses us millions of years into the past, and we feel every second of it. Yolkus and friends, having nothing better to do, recreate the Junkman episode with even worse pacing than before. Sheen teaches some bad caricatures the true meaning of friendship, utilitarianism, then learns to fly I guess. Truth be told, the writers throw a lot at the wall for this finale, but absolutely nothing sticks. And Hugh attempts a scorched-earth maneuver against Retroville, just because he can... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/11972231

JNISH Episode 29: Jimmy's Endgame 11/17/2019

JNISH Episode 29: Jimmy's Endgame Were it not for Sheen's counsel, I would have glassed your entire planet. The universe begins unraveling as the final stages of Jimmy's plan come to fruition. He discovers an infinite energy source on Mars, and will go to any ends to seize it for himself. Meanwhile, the writers decide it's time for us to finally hate Libby. And Hugh foils Jimmy's coup against Retroville by enjoying a nice cup of decaf mind-control... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/11972072

JNISH Episode 28: The Deadwood Redemption 10/05/2019

JNISH Episode 28: The Deadwood Redemption We hate Carl. Jimmy assumes the role of Retroville's judge, jury and treasurer, and must wander the Test Field for his crimes. While he's away, Carl decides to fill the vacuum with his own brand of atrocity. In the background, Lovecraftian things are happening, but that's not the scary part. And Hugh's repressed hedonism comes out as he becomes a soulless monster (but what else is new)... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/11523119

JNISH Episode 27: Better Jimmy is a Hero 08/11/2019

JNISH Episode 27: Better Jimmy is a Hero The central themes of this episode are planet-wide mind control, and Jimmy's insufferable crush on Betty Quinlan, and the latter is more horrific. Granny Badness attempts a coup on Retroville, only for Jimmy to assert his credentials to prove why he should be in charge. Later, Better Jimmy creates an alternate dimension to escape Worse Jimmy's vile influence, saving billions of lives. Oh yeah, and Houdini is there or something. And Hugh is made to watch as Carl muscles in on his perverted territory... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/10726595

JNISH Episode 26: Turning Japanese -- Alvin and the Chipmunks Cover 07/31/2019

JNISH Episode 26: Turning Japanese -- Alvin and the Chipmunks Cover The search is over: we have found a good episode of Jimmy Neutron. Libby gets kidnapped by an shonen protagonist looking to master the ancient art of contorting oneself ghoulishly, and only Sheen and his incompetent dancing can save the day. Later, Jimmy's chihuahua complex leads him to snap, transforming the whole town into Stuart Littles. And Hugh exploits the situation to relish in his hideous fetishes once again... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/10726565

JNISH Episode 25: My Big Ass Keeps Shredding 07/16/2019

JNISH Episode 25: My Big Ass Keeps Shredding The fact that this is not our first trigger warning for depictions of rape in Jimmy Neutron is the most upsetting parts. Carl gets a facehugger on the wrong end of his body, and the evil pro-choice Jimmy tries to stop him from dying. Meanwhile, Christian Slater's dignity is dragged through the mud again as he marries the show's T&A champion, who is secretly planning on killing him as reality falls apart. And Hugh legally disowns Jimmy in his lust for dead grandma money... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/10544501

JNISH Episode 24: Urine For A World Of Hurt 06/09/2019

JNISH Episode 24: Urine For A World Of Hurt Pull up your diapies, you nasty freaks, this one's a doozy. Cindy's inability to act like a person gets her and Jimmy lost at see, and only heterosexuality can save them. Rather than growing as a person, Jimmy decides to make his grossest invention yet in an effort to save his home. And Hugh becomes an unwitting participant in a terrorist campaign which kills hundreds, because of course he did... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/9967367

JNISH Episode 23: Fever Dreaming 06/02/2019

JNISH Episode 23: Fever Dreaming Connor and Agent Five are both seriously ill with bronchitis, and start hallucinating episodes that are better than the ones they actually watched. Jimmy is kidnapped and tormented by an old nemesis, but is never the wiser because he thinks this is just what academia is like. Later, he creates spray-on megalomania that transforms Libby into an evil dictator, as one does, and must shatter all records to undo his mistake. And Hugh kills Jimmy... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/9960326

JNISH Episode 22: Total Party Kill 05/29/2019

JNISH Episode 22: Total Party Kill It's time to do a pastiche of successful, well-regarded film series... but first, it's the Fantastic Four! Jimmy "accidentally" exposes his friends to lethal doses of ionizing radiation, and takes on the U.S. military with his findings! Later, a familiar foe shows up to positively dunk on the cast and do Retroville a much-needed service. And Hugh reverts to his primal form, played by Andy Serkis... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/9614612

JNISH Episode 21: Rocking Out (Up A Hill) (Forever) 05/10/2019

JNISH Episode 21: Rocking Out (Up A Hill) (Forever) Somewhere in heaven, God is crying into his hands asking "Why? Why wouldn't they take a hint that I didn't want them to watch this?" Jimmy accidentally brings an alien parasite to Earth, and Carl immediately starts an infestation. A vague approximation of Gremlins happens, but the only thing scary are the attempts at comedy. And Hugh finds a horrific new outlet for his suppressed depravity... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/9725564

JNISH Episode 20: Whoever Wins, We Lose 04/04/2019

JNISH Episode 20: Whoever Wins, We Lose The worst-case scenario has happened: we've encountered someone worse than Jimmy. A cracked-out rodent named Timmy Turner tries to rob Jimmy blind in his own lab, and causes an interdimensional incident that endangers all of Retroville... so basically, he's doing Jimmy's job for him. Meanwhile, a maniacal teacher tries to wipe out an entire race of supernatural beings, and we root for him. And Hugh's insatiable libido spells his own demise when a roleplay session goes sour... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/9273164

JNISH Episode 19: No Survivors 03/18/2019

JNISH Episode 19: No Survivors Teams watching every episode of Jimmy Neutron lose their sanity 99.99% of the time. Jimmy responds to an alien phishing scam against everyone's warnings, and in doing so, signs up the Earth to be destroyed. He must best Tim Allen's gauntlet of unwatchable physical challenges if he is to ensure someone else's planet blows up, but will the promise of orc booty make him change his ways? And Hugh's obsession with alien smut turns out to be his best and only strength... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/9042002

JNISH Episode 18: I'd Hit That, I'm A Dollar Menu Guy 03/10/2019

JNISH Episode 18: I'd Hit That, I'm A Dollar Menu Guy We may be on the edge, but we still don't need to, Skeet! Jimmy burns hundreds of thousands of dollars to move at a reasonable speed for moments at a time, and has to sell out to the corporations! But beware, he merely bides his time to unleash murder, drugs and pestilence upon the city. It's only when someone more materialistic and money-grubbing than him appears that there's any hope of defeating him! And Hugh drowns his demons in purple-flavored alcohol, bringing his ancestors to shame... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/8944616

JNISH Episode 17: The Hunkman Cometh 02/03/2019

JNISH Episode 17: The Hunkman Cometh We're all doing our best to get off the Retroville planetoid today! Jimmy does his best to get his son-brother murdered by marauding aliens, and then sells out what few values he actually has to score with a theater kid. But who cares about that, because Connor drops a bombshell so big, Jimmy's neutron bombs are like firecrackers! And Hugh commits an atrocity so great, it is literally unspeakable... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/8500202

JNISH Episode 16: Crossing The Line 10/07/2018

JNISH Episode 16: Crossing The Line Legitimate trigger warning for discussions of sexual assault in this episode, because yeah, the show really goes there. Connor and Agent Five are pushed to the limits of their patience as Jimmy murders without consequence and practices slavery more than once, but really the biggest villains at this point are the showrunners. And Hugh's attempts to redeem himself only make him more despicable than ever... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/7107637

JNISH Episode 15: The Good, the Bad, and the Carl 09/29/2018

JNISH Episode 15: The Good, the Bad, and the Carl It's an absolute roller coaster of quality this week! Sheen's learning disorder is horrifically misdiagnosed, causing him to become the Emperor of Man, but he gets over it and has a cute couple moments with Libby. Jimmy's crimes are business as usual, but fortunately Carl picks up the slack by committing several felonies! And Hugh suffers when the world goes ape on him... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/7107517

JNISH Episode 14: Six Billion is a Statistic 07/09/2018

JNISH Episode 14: Six Billion is a Statistic All you need to know about these episodes is that the one where billions die is the good one. Jimmy accidentally causes a global extinction event while attempting to proofread his poetry, and then assassinates Santa Claus for fun. Connor nearly goes ballistic, while Agent Five is at a loss for words. And Hugh is unshackled from what little morality he has, allowing him to engage in his darkest fantasies... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/6787942

JNISH Episode 13: So Bad, It's Scary 07/01/2018

JNISH Episode 13: So Bad, It's Scary You know what would make a great children's television? An eleven-minute homage to a gory horror movie from the 70s! Jimmy murders his friends and family to turn them into undead worker drones, makes a bid to become Lindburgh's technocratic dictator, and attempts to cover up his most murderous creation to date. And Hugh kills wildlife on an unprecedented scale... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/6761971

Connor Loses His Mind On Mic 06/21/2018

Connor Loses His Mind On Mic While trying to record their commentary for Attack of the Twonkies, Agent Five's internet suddenly dropped, leaving Connor alone with his thoughts. For reference, he'd been singing this song the entire recording session whenever their was a gap in the conversation, but once Agent Five disappeared, he released his inhibitions and just broke loose. /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/6728221

JNISH Episode 12: You Only Reassimilate Twice 06/18/2018

JNISH Episode 12: You Only Reassimilate Twice It's a Jimmy Neutron movie again! Get back here you coward! Jimmy gets jumped into the fake CIA to avoid being tried for murder, and is tasked with rescuing the world's worst super-spy. There's new friends, old enemies, and tons and tons of booty. And Hugh gets existential after transcending his humanity... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/6718335

JNISH Season 1 Epilogue 06/08/2018

JNISH Season 1 Epilogue Following the events of episode 10, Connor and Agent Five are here to bury Season 1 in a shallow grave. Jimmy hits that sweet spot of being evil and incompetent, but what's far more interesting is learning who created the little gremlin in the first place. The hosts give their thoughts on the season overall, and desperately search for a way that the show could have been improved. And Hugh oversees the whole thing, announcing the horrors as they come... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/6681918

JNISH Episode 11: Jimmy's Trillion-Dollar Scam 05/20/2018

JNISH Episode 11: Jimmy's Trillion-Dollar Scam Following right on the heels of last season, Jimmy needs minerals... for reasons! Jimmy performs a horrific experiment on himself and his friends to buy a pirated Doom WAD, and to fund this, he steals a truckload of ludicrously precious gems. Not all hope is lost, however, when an unexpected hero sets Jimmy up for the greatest embarrassment of his life. And Hugh finally receives the punishment that he deserves... /episode/index/show/calamaripod/id/6614336

Jimmy Neutron Is A Sh!#head

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