NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

The first of many funny podcasts about life and experiences that Paul and I would like to share with you. Hope you listen and enjoy. Living life and laughing is the best way to go. Of course, having a bunch of crazy experiences and stories doesn't hurt either! Hope you enjoy the wackiness and fun and can relate to our zany experiences with some of your own and laugh out loud! Enjoy and thanks for checking us out!

Bugs - Love 'Em or Squish 'Em?? 06/03/2025

Bugs - Love 'Em or Squish 'Em?? Don't bug out, because our podcast today is about bothersome summer bugs. Have you ever gone hiking only to discover at trails end you are carrying 10 ticks? Have you ever had a praying mantis drive with you on the windshiled of your car for 2 hours and not fall off? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, The Barfly - and put on some bugspray beffore laughing at our Bug podcast stories! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/36740990

Boat is a Four Letter Word! 05/20/2025

Boat is a Four Letter Word! Hop on board today as we take you cruising on our boating trips. Have you ever been stranded in a lake after your engine dies? Or have you ever been on a cruise ship where a fellow passenger died? Sail with us and laugh heartily at our boating stories. But before we leave the dock, we wil \l mix you up one of our most interesting Drink-Of-The-Week, The Life Raft! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/36618805

That's Not What I Expected! 05/06/2025

That's Not What I Expected! Today's podcast we share our That's Not What I Expected Stories. Ever have to visit two websites and three stores to buy a bedroom tableside alarm clock? How many times have you bought items that turn out to be defective or have missing parts. If you play golf, has the starter ever warned you that the two guys that tee of behind you also have two escorts with them? Mix up our complex tasting Drink-Of-The-Week - This Is Not What I Wanted Smoked Old Fashioned Mocktail and laugh at our escapades! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/36405435

Life In BC (Before Cellphones) 04/15/2025

Life In BC (Before Cellphones) Remember life before cell phones? Stopping at payphones to make a phone call…do you have enough quarters? Or did you use your AT&T calling card? Was the only phone you grew up with located in the kitchen with a 40-foot cord? There was no phone privacy back then. Who had a bag phone-the pre-curser to the cell phone? Did your boss used to contact you via the company pager device? Join us as we share our Life Before Cell Phones stories. Before you do, be sure to complete that last payphone call and mix up our curiously delicious Drink-OF-The-Week: The Autodial. /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/36120750

Something Happened in the Waiting Room.. 04/08/2025

Something Happened in the Waiting Room.. Have you ever had any strange or unusual things happen int he waiting room at a medical center or a car repair service or in an airline's sky club. Perhaps you had to listen to somebody's tale of woe. Or did you see somebody clipping their nails? Join us as we share our hilarious waiting room stories and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, Eavesdropper! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/35984550

Pardon My Vacation... 03/25/2025

Pardon My Vacation... Do you enjoy going on vacation? Or have you experienced some vacation mishaps? Have you ever stopped for gas on vacation and after departing, discover your wallet is missing? Have you ever had to scour the bottom of a pool for contact lenses with a borrowed mask because your wife opened her eyes underwater? We're sure you will laugh at our vacation mishaps. And be sure to mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - Jim's Hula Special Mai Tai - to get you in vacation mode! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/35821690

One Pub, Two Pub, Three Pub, Fall.. 03/11/2025

One Pub, Two Pub, Three Pub, Fall.. Loyal Listenters - we celbrate our 90th podcast and many thanks for your support! Today, we share our hilarious pub crawl stories. Ever do a pub crawl riding a tandem bike? Hav eyou ever been stranded on an island because you were having too much fun on a pub crawl? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, Three Wiseguys and a Wiseman and laugh at our pub crawl stories! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/35417680

DIY - The Fixit Factor 02/11/2025

DIY - The Fixit Factor Are you a Do It Yourself person? If so, have you evercut off the tip of your finger twice doing DIY projects? While doing a DIY projects, hoow many trips do you end of making to the hardware store? Do you find that duct tape is one of your best DIY tools? Mix up our Drink-Of-The Week - The Fixer Upper and laugh with us at our DIY escapades. /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/35171490

SNOW WAY! Two Guys Stories! 01/28/2025

SNOW WAY! Two Guys Stories! Do you like shoveling snow? Do you own a snowblower or do you have a snow removal service? Do you wish your neighbor would shovel your sidewalk? Have you ever clogged your snowblower with a newapaper? How mad do you get when the city snowplow block up the end of your driveway with snow and ice? Join us as we share our snow removal stories. And when you are done snow shoveling, mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, A Flaming Snow Drift! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/34876965

Trash or Treasure? Mostly Trash! 01/14/2025

Trash or Treasure? Mostly Trash! When is the last time you cleaned out all the junk in your house or basement? Ever see your garbage collection people inspect your junk before they throw it in the garbage truck? have you ever watched to see if your garbage people take all the junk you threw out that week? If you have a cleaning service at your house, do you clean before the cleaning service arrives? Mix up our Drink of The Week - The Household Cleaner - and enjoy our throwing out junk stories! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/34782610

Pass the Beer Bong - College Parties! 12/31/2024

Pass the Beer Bong - College Parties! Today's podcast we share our college party stories with our special guests, John and Bryan. Bryan works for Buffalo Trace in sales and marketing and is an expert in bourbon tastings. So today, you will here our hilarious college party stories. And as a bonus, Bryan conducts a bourbon tasting with us. So settle in, pour your self at Buffalo Trace and enjoy our podcast! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/34591105

NO WAY! Two Guy's Christmas Presents To You! 12/24/2024

NO WAY! Two Guy's Christmas Presents To You! Can you believe it is already Christmas Eve? Are you ready for unseen circumstances? Have you ever watched your Christmas tree slowly fall over and not done anything to stop it? Ha a chipmunk ever invited itself to your family Christmas party? How many times have you put up your Christmas lights only to find they don't work the next night? Celebrate our Christmas stories with our Yule concocted beverage, The Kris Kringle, a delicious beverage that has the color of the holiday! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/34407575

Boom Boomer...Out Go The Lights!! 12/18/2024

Boom Boomer...Out Go The Lights!! Our podcast today Boom Boomer..Out Go The Lights, we explore the Baby Boomer experience along with our special millenial guests, Steph and Mary. Do your children get frustrated with your inability use your phone and computer? Do you send memes to more people than you should? Do you post too much information on Facebook? If so you may be entitled to compenstation or a Baby Boomer! Mix up our Drink Of The Week, a Next Generation and laugh with us as we Boomers get schooled by our Millenial guests. /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/34206640

You'll Eat It and Like It! 12/03/2024

You'll Eat It and Like It! Remember the food you loved as a kid? Do you still eat that now? What foods do you eat now that you never ate as a kid? Explore this food mystery with us and partake in our delicious Drink-Of-The-Week, "You'll Drink It And Like It" while you ponder the mystery of foods now and then! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/34072976

Imagine...If You Will... 11/19/2024

Imagine...If You Will... Imagine, if you will and enjoy our hypothetical situation podcast where stange and unusual things happen. While changing your car battery, did you end up welding a wrench to your watchband? Do you have friends, that like to test the limits of the car fuel tank to see how far they can travel on empty? These are just a sample of our hypothetical situation podcast. So mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, The Conundrum and ponder our hypothetical situations.. /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/33825052

But Wait - There's More! 11/05/2024

But Wait - There's More! Did you ever enter into a subscription relationship with an 8-track, cassette tape, or record company? Remeber the excitement of getting 12 tapes or albums for a penny? But wait! Now the subscription kicks in and you are getting non-stop tapes and records you don't want! Mix up our Drinl-Of-The-Week, The Subscription and laugh with us on our subscription and rebate stories! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/33678527

Return of Bob! 10/25/2024

Return of Bob! Have you ever gone camping with friends, only to be abandoned in the woods? What would you do to survive? Do you have the wilderness survival skills to live in the woods? Today, we share Bob's adventure of wilderness survival, after being abandonded in our Season 1 Espisode 2, The Great Outdoors! We seem to have left poor Bob out there somewhere when we were mixing the drink of the week, never to be heard from again until TODAY! Get your directions out of the woods with our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Compass! And marvel how Bob successfully survives his ordeal! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/33606837

Nature Trails From Hell! 10/03/2024

Nature Trails From Hell! Today we share our crrazy trail running stories! Have you ever been tricked into running a team trail race and find yourself climbing up a muddy riverbank then running through a hot and humid cornfield? Ever run into a rattlesnake on a trail run? Mix up our earthy elixir, The Happy Hiker - and laugh at our crazy trail running antics! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/33101672

I Don't Want to Talk About It... 09/10/2024

I Don't Want to Talk About It... Today, we talk experiences we would rather not talk about! Ever fail your driver's ed road test? How were your grades at college your freshman year? Ever hit your uncle with a golf cart? Mix up our delicious Drink Of The Week - Use the Fifth - and laugh at our stories. We really don't want to talk about this..... /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/32666047

Geez! I'm Hungry! 08/27/2024

Geez! I'm Hungry! Today is all about our fun food stories. From growing up around the family dinner table, to the strangest foods we have ever eaten. Ever eat scorpions? How about muskrat or frog legs? Remember eating frozen TV dinners? What was your favorite - the Salisbury Steak or Pork Loin? And after dinner, please mix up our delicious desert drink of the week - The Chocolate Eclair and laugh at our fun food stories! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/32568647

Woof! The Dog Days of Summer Are Here! 08/13/2024

Woof! The Dog Days of Summer Are Here! Today we explore sifferent things to do durin the hot month of August. Ever start your neighbor's trees on fire? Or did you ever go river tubing with Godzilla? Ever been at a friends house and he starts chasing you around with a sword? Laugh with us at our hot August stories and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - a Hot August Night and enjoy! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/32491062

Hey Buddy! You Got a Quarter for a Coke? 07/30/2024

Hey Buddy! You Got a Quarter for a Coke? Today, we are excited to share our 75th podcast with you! Thank to all of our loyal listener's for supporting us. To date, we have listener's from all 5 continents except Antartica! Our 75th podcast is about vending machines. Ever get a cold beer out of a Coke vending machine? Do you think there was a vending machine that dispensed holy water? Or that there is a live crab vending machine is China or Japan? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, A Cavalier and enjoy our vending machine show! Please note that this and all future Podcasts will be available on Tuesdays at 6 am. /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/32286552

Summer Vacation Two Guys Style! 07/13/2024

Summer Vacation Two Guys Style! Today we share our summer vacation stories with a very refreshing drink of the week! Ever go on a vacation to a relative's house and they give you a 50lb bag of potatoes as a parting gift?On your on vacation did you ever open an umbrella in the car and thought you invented cheese bread? Mix up our Drink if the Week - A Lakeside Lounger and laugh at our summer vacation stories! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/32009152

Down at The Ol' Swimmin' Hole! 06/29/2024

Down at The Ol' Swimmin' Hole! Ever try to teach your kids how to swim and you can't swim? When you were a kid, did you ever ride your bikes to local motels to go swimming in their pools? When you go on family vacations, don't you find that the kids favorit thing to do is to go swimming? Mix up our refreshing Drink Of The Week, The Swimming Hole and relax in a lounger by the pool to watch the kids swim! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/31726922

Yikes! Bikes! 06/15/2024

Yikes! Bikes! Do you remember your first bike? Do you ever ride your bike into a pool when you were learning to ride? Did you learn to ride a bike with a training wheel on one side? Did you ever try to repair a flat tire on your bike? Laugh with us on our bike stories while you enjoy our Drink Of The Week - a Flat Tire! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/31625592

Grillin' and Thrillin'! 06/04/2024

Grillin' and Thrillin'! Do you enjoy summer grilling? Have you ever set your house on fire while cooking on the outdoor grill? Do you use more lighter fluid than you should to start your outdoor grill? Have you cooked elk on your grill? Mix up our Drink of the Week - Charcoal Starter - to guarantee and excellent grilling experience! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/31524327

Trash Talk! 05/18/2024

Trash Talk! Tonight we are talking trash. You know, garbage, refuse, recyclables. Do you remember burning your trash? Have you ever put old items like patio furniture for pick up only to discover trash pickers took them and left behind stuff they did not want? Put a fresh garbage bag in your trash receptacle and mix up our Drink Of The Week - The Trashcan. Sip it and you might learn who invented the plastic garbage bag!! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/31007498

Power Vs Manual - The Battle of the Yard Tools! 05/04/2024

Power Vs Manual - The Battle of the Yard Tools! It's Spring - time to get out all your lawn and yard maintenance equipment. Do you like mowing your lawn? Do you have a gas powered lawn edger? Have you ever cut your lawn in barefeet? Join us as we plant more grass seed and pray to the lawn gods it sprouts. And while we're waiting for the seed to sprout - lets mix up the refreshing drink of the week - a Hedgetrimmer! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/30774388

What's In A Name, Or Nickname For That Matter! 04/20/2024

What's In A Name, Or Nickname For That Matter! Do you have a nickname? Do you enjoy giving other people nicknames? Do many of your friends and family have nicknames? Tonight we have some fun with nicknames : including friends, family and college sports team names. Mix up our refreshing non-alcholic Drink Of The Week - The Nick-NA-me! Enjoy the podcast! After the podcast, give somebody a nickname, even if it your pet gerbil! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/30674488

Nutty Neighbors! 04/06/2024

Nutty Neighbors! We're sure all of you have experienced many different types of neighbors. Our episode tonight is focussed on nutty neighbors. Ever have a neighbor wear a tu-tu and a kilt and play bongos at all hours of the night? How about those neighbors that take all day to mow their lawn? Ever have a neighbor rake the leaves off the house and trees in their yard? Mix up our Drink-of-the Week, "The Nutty Neighbor" and laugh with us on our Nutty Neighbor Podcast! You'll probably wan to put up a fence after listening! /episode/index/show/2-guys-stories/id/30574958

NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

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