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Bonus Episode! - The Santa Theory.

NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

Release Date: 12/23/2025

The Battle Of The Yard Tools show art The Battle Of The Yard Tools

NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

Hi! Jim and Paul are currently on travel and doing some home improvement projects, so we are re-releasing some of our earlier podcasts. Maybe you've heard it before and remember it, maybe not or maybe you haven't heard this one at all! Either way, sit back and enjoy this one called The Battle of the Yard Tools, which is pretty appropriate for this time of year! And don't forget to have the Drink-Of-The-Week - The Hedge Trimmer. So sit back and relax and laugh, especially if your lawnmower is giving you fits! 

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Pool Party! show art Pool Party!

NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

Do you like swimming in pools? Have you ever crashed your bike into a pool? Did you and your friends have a strategy to get invited into the neighbor's pool? Do a cannon ball into the pool then climb out and mix up our refreshing Drink-Of-The-Week, the Pool Raft and laugh with us on our pool antics!

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Up, Up and Away!!! show art Up, Up and Away!!!

NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

Have you ever flown in a hot air balloon with a rooster, sheep, and a duck? Remember when you were a kid jumping off the garage with a garbage bag or umbrella as a parachute? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Cloud Nine, and listen to our uplifting episode!

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Snooze Cruise show art Snooze Cruise

NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

Do you have trouble sleeping? Have you ever gone to a sleep clinic to get diagnosed for your sleep problem? Have your taken sleep aids? Or read a book before bed? Listen to our podcast - Snooze Cruise - and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - the Snore Stopper and hope our podcast keeps you awake! 

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Big Cock..er Rooster show art Big Cock..er Rooster

NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

In Todays episode, we share our funny feathered friend stories - yes, bird stories! Ever have a rooster attack your lunch? Has a Robin ever dive bombed your daughter, forcing her to take cover? Have birds ever covered your car with bird poop? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, The Rooster Cogburn, and sip listening to our bird-brained stories!

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Parental Guidance (Not Advised) show art Parental Guidance (Not Advised)

NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

Where would we be without our parents? We all have funny stories about our parents, grandparents and our friends parents. Would your mom ever find your stash of joints? When making out with your girlfriend, did your grandmother burst into the room, brandishing a frying pan? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Parent Trap and laugh at our stories about our parents. 

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Dish It! show art Dish It!

NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

Do you like going to restaurants? Have you ever experienced a calamari testicle? Or tentacle? Have you ever seen a wedding proposal go down badly? If you have, you are going to laugh like crazy at our restaurant podcast! But first, mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, " Can I Speak to the Manager?" and laugh at our zany stories! 

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Toy Box show art Toy Box

NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

How was your Christmas? Do you ever reflect on favorite Christmas gifts you recieved when you were a kid? Did you ever get a Thingmaker Creepy Crawly set? Or were you hoping Santa Claus would bring you a Barbie or GI Joe? Please mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Jack-In-The-Box and enjoy our favorite Christmas toy stories.

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Bonus Episode! - The Santa Theory. show art Bonus Episode! - The Santa Theory.

NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

We at NO WAY! Two Guys Stories wish you a Merry Christmas and welcome you to listen to our Number 1 Christmas Eve and Christmas Day bonus episode. Did you ever order a Santa Sleigh Driver's License? Did your family have a specific process for Christmas morning? Enjoy our drink of the week and laugh with us on our Christmas memories. Merry Christmas! We will be back with a new episode in 2 weeks. Have a safe and wonderful holiday season!

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Christmas Mis-Givings show art Christmas Mis-Givings

NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

Remember the gifts you  to would give to your parents? Unusual items like black licorice, handkerchiefs or Hi-Karate aftershave. Today we share our Christmas mis-givings stories when we were kids. But first, mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week festively named the "Stocking Stuffer" and laugh and reminisce with us about giving our parents gifts when we were kids.

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We at NO WAY! Two Guys Stories wish you a Merry Christmas and welcome you to listen to our Number 1 Christmas Eve and Christmas Day bonus episode. Did you ever order a Santa Sleigh Driver's License? Did your family have a specific process for Christmas morning? Enjoy our drink of the week and laugh with us on our Christmas memories. Merry Christmas! We will be back with a new episode in 2 weeks. Have a safe and wonderful holiday season!