Sacred Vessels

Join two friends as one has just become a babe incubator and the other is next in line as they navigate the odd, gross, and silly twists and turns of growing a person.

You Just Don't Even Know Yet, Gibbs 03/14/2023

You Just Don't Even Know Yet, Gibbs Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they dicuss the perils of telling current parents the most recent infant safety guidelines, why whales got it easy in pregnancy, the benefit to not knowing the gender as soon as possible, and Sarah's anxiety about reciving sexist gifts for her hypothetical daughter. Trigger Warning: miscarriage briefy metioned. /episode/index/show/2b7a0dfb-a1c1-409d-a2e6-7e41d3fe4c3d/id/26232900

"I'm the Idiot Who Gave You a Platform" 02/21/2023

"I'm the Idiot Who Gave You a Platform" Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they debate the scariest parts of birth, laugh at Sarah's pregnancy test uncertainty, declare what makes up exactly 32% of Gibbs' husband's personality, discuss the existence of teeth in nursing babies, and hilariously realize the purpose of this podcast. /episode/index/show/2b7a0dfb-a1c1-409d-a2e6-7e41d3fe4c3d/id/25992933

The Sun Shines Out of Your Ass 01/29/2023

The Sun Shines Out of Your Ass Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they discuss Gibbs being in the 3rd trimester, Sarah's newly aquired superstitions about when she should take a pregnancy test, coning, testing for gestational diabetes, and what has Sarah saying she would do a naked backflip. Trigger warning: miscarrige discussed. /episode/index/show/2b7a0dfb-a1c1-409d-a2e6-7e41d3fe4c3d/id/25761573

Congrats on Your Elevated Butt! 01/16/2023

Congrats on Your Elevated Butt! Happy Season 2! Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they discuss pre-term labor, why Sarah wishes we were marsupials, being awkaward with babies, why birds can't perform CPR, and a quasi Shitty Titty update. /episode/index/show/2b7a0dfb-a1c1-409d-a2e6-7e41d3fe4c3d/id/25616574

The Great Activity Debate 12/17/2022

The Great Activity Debate Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they debate time spent in organized activites, grapple over screentime, and discuss the density of Gibbs' belly. /episode/index/show/2b7a0dfb-a1c1-409d-a2e6-7e41d3fe4c3d/id/25359513

Nightmares & Tantrums 12/01/2022

Nightmares & Tantrums Join Sarah and Gibbs as they discuss birth control, pregnancy nightmares, and Grown Woman Tantrums. /episode/index/show/2b7a0dfb-a1c1-409d-a2e6-7e41d3fe4c3d/id/25183824

What's Left on Your Baby Bucket List? 11/06/2022

What's Left on Your Baby Bucket List? Join Sarah and Gibs this week as they discuss weird animal facts about Quinn's size reprensentation creature, the quintessential shitty titty update, Sarah's baby bucket list, the longing for sushi, and the startling realization that moms are just people. /episode/index/show/2b7a0dfb-a1c1-409d-a2e6-7e41d3fe4c3d/id/24917277

What Are These Frankenstein Babies?? 10/26/2022

What Are These Frankenstein Babies?? Join Sarah and Gibbs this week to discuss baby growth percentiles, Gibbs' odd fear of 5 week fetus renditions, nipples, pregnancy Halloween costumes, and epidural fears. Trigger warning: genetic testing discussed briefly. /episode/index/show/2b7a0dfb-a1c1-409d-a2e6-7e41d3fe4c3d/id/24802236

How high are you pulling up those maternity pants? 10/13/2022

How high are you pulling up those maternity pants? Episode 2 covers helpful and unhelpful tips from strangers, how high to hoist up maternity pants, and which boob will be the shitty titty? /episode/index/show/2b7a0dfb-a1c1-409d-a2e6-7e41d3fe4c3d/id/24671697

You're an Abstinence Cautionary Tale 09/20/2022

You're an Abstinence Cautionary Tale Join Sarah and Gibs as they dive into questions ranging from the weird cone of silence around the first few weeks of pregnancy to the fruit that Gibs' baby currently resembles. /episode/index/show/2b7a0dfb-a1c1-409d-a2e6-7e41d3fe4c3d/id/24426153

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