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"I'm the Idiot Who Gave You a Platform"

Sacred Vessels

Release Date: 02/21/2023

You Just Don't Even Know Yet, Gibbs show art You Just Don't Even Know Yet, Gibbs

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Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they dicuss the perils of telling current parents the most recent infant safety guidelines, why whales got it easy in pregnancy, the benefit to not knowing the gender as soon as possible, and Sarah's anxiety about reciving sexist gifts for her hypothetical daughter.  Trigger Warning: miscarriage briefy metioned. 

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"I'm the Idiot Who Gave You a Platform"

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Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they debate the scariest parts of birth, laugh at Sarah's pregnancy test uncertainty, declare what makes up exactly 32% of Gibbs' husband's personality,  discuss the existence of teeth in nursing babies, and hilariously realize the purpose of this podcast.

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The Sun Shines Out of Your Ass show art The Sun Shines Out of Your Ass

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Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they discuss Gibbs being in the 3rd trimester, Sarah's newly aquired superstitions about when she should take a pregnancy test, coning, testing for gestational diabetes, and what has Sarah saying she would do a naked backflip. Trigger warning: miscarrige discussed. 

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Congrats on Your Elevated Butt! show art Congrats on Your Elevated Butt!

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Happy Season 2! Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they discuss pre-term labor, why Sarah wishes we were marsupials, being awkaward with babies, why birds can't perform CPR, and a quasi Shitty Titty update. 

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The Great Activity Debate show art The Great Activity Debate

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Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they debate time spent in organized activites, grapple over screentime, and discuss the density of Gibbs' belly. 

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Nightmares & Tantrums show art Nightmares & Tantrums

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Join Sarah and Gibbs as they discuss birth control, pregnancy nightmares, and Grown Woman Tantrums. 

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What's Left on Your Baby Bucket List? show art What's Left on Your Baby Bucket List?

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Join Sarah and Gibs this week as they discuss weird animal facts about Quinn's size reprensentation creature, the quintessential shitty titty update, Sarah's baby bucket list, the longing for sushi, and the startling realization that moms are just people. 

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What Are These Frankenstein Babies?? show art What Are These Frankenstein Babies??

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Join Sarah and Gibbs this week to discuss baby growth percentiles, Gibbs' odd fear of 5 week fetus renditions, nipples, pregnancy Halloween costumes, and epidural fears. Trigger warning: genetic testing discussed briefly. 

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How high are you pulling up those maternity pants? show art How high are you pulling up those maternity pants?

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Episode 2 covers helpful and unhelpful tips from strangers, how high to hoist up maternity pants, and which boob will be the shitty titty? 

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You're an Abstinence Cautionary Tale show art You're an Abstinence Cautionary Tale

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Join Sarah and Gibs as they dive into questions ranging from the weird cone of silence around the first few weeks of pregnancy to the fruit that Gibs' baby currently resembles. 

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Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they debate the scariest parts of birth, laugh at Sarah's pregnancy test uncertainty, declare what makes up exactly 32% of Gibbs' husband's personality,  discuss the existence of teeth in nursing babies, and hilariously realize the purpose of this podcast.