Another Wasted Hour

An irreverent comedy podcast exploring Current Events and Washington D.C. area (DMV) Arts & Culture with absurdist tongue in cheek satire and sardonic off-beat commentary.

Beer Snake!!! 04/02/2020

Beer Snake!!! It turns out chlamydia is more widespread than we thought! DC makes the biggest beer snake Keith's ever seen, and we've found someone more behind the times than Internet Explorer! And count on Florida to find a body spray worse than Axe... /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/13787774

What are you doing with that Zorro mask?! 03/16/2020

What are you doing with that Zorro mask?! Vodka just not cutting it anymore? This new version will fuck you up just the same, plus maybe add some eyes! Eight-year-olds are getting into edibles, and hippos run amok in Colombia! And if you can't find someone to dance, just ask a child in Utah. Apparently, they have to! /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/13570163

Areola Virus 03/10/2020

Areola Virus It seems it's never too late to chase your dreams of athletic stardom! There's a conspiracy at the FCC to miscount people, and someone has made an obscene amount of money on Hot Pockets! And sadly it seems one our most rock-steady, reliable bastions of the Internet can no longer be trusted... /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/13479602

The difference between a baby and a pet 02/28/2020

The difference between a baby and a pet Brave Republicans do their best to save helpless women from buying too many feminine products! We now have scientific proof that your pets are cuter than your spouse, and discover a new sleep aid that's just as good as the rest, only sweatier! /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/13335803

Volca? No! 02/08/2020

Volca? No! Keith pops the lid on the most shocking conspiracy he's totally invented! It turns out W.W.J.D.M.M.A might be a thing, and the Chinese have yet another aphrodisiac I'm positive you're not interested in! And it turns out the impeachment trial is not the only controversy taking place in Congress this week... /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/13068401

Always stop to pet the dog 01/31/2020

Always stop to pet the dog We find the hero we need in these dark times! Keith pledges himself to the new "milk or water diet," and we find a court judge who's obviously never played Halo. And while this Scotsman may be a shit bank robber, at least we can say he'd also be shit in the KKK, and isn't that a win? /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/12959891

Not in a row! 01/25/2020

Not in a row! We realize that we really need to figure out the definition of "24 hours." Keith requests trial by combat, and we discover that I'm just as advanced as a Tesla. And it turns out that vultures are doing more about the border crisis than you are... /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/12884702

365 Pairs of Socks 01/16/2020

365 Pairs of Socks All aboard a rather unusual train to go rescue innocent people from...clothing bins? Ottawa gives a new meaning to the phrase "stacking bodies," and the Y2K bug was just biding its time all along! And did you know that you're already saving the planet using the Hollywood method? /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/12761474

Cash cab slug line 01/10/2020

Cash cab slug line We discover a healthy new way to grow our breasts! Tumbleweeds are making a sequel to the movie "Rubber," and Keith gets really excited about how it's now legal for him to snowball someone! And we start our countdown to the hot new Cabbage Patch Kids album dropping on Death Row... /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/12685361

Drop a Bombshell and Chill 01/04/2020

Drop a Bombshell and Chill If you thought you were safe from 30-50 feral hogs, have we got news for you! Roombas are the new home intruders, and apparently the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have gone rogue! And we discover a way to make money even more valuable! I wonder if it has to be worthless first... /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/12613295

Afterhours: The Grand Experiment 12/28/2019

Afterhours: The Grand Experiment Remember that time that time we had too many people on, and we didn't even get to finish everything? Well we've done it again! But this time, we planned for it! We have three different guests for our first ever Another Wasted (After) Hour! /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/12547478

Lesbian Vampire Kickboxing 12/21/2019

Lesbian Vampire Kickboxing The DC area invites Keith back for its own version of Whamageddon! We discuss making money printers coin-operated so they stop running out of cash, and apparently birds love hats! And if you thought the $120,000 Banana story was already wild, just wait until it went full-Florida! /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/12489353

The Bolognaing Machine 12/07/2019

The Bolognaing Machine We discuss: at what age should you teach your kids about bologna? We try to figure out how 100 teenagers all agreed to show up to a machete brawl, and wonder if cows prefer the Oculus Rift, or the HTC Vive. And find out how your puppy may be trying to kill you! /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/12315584

Saying "no" to Bob Dylan 11/26/2019

Saying "no" to Bob Dylan There are green alligators and long-necked geese, humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees! There's cats and rats and elephants, but as far as our guest is concerned, there'll be NO GODDAMN unicorns! /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/12177878

Called out on a call back 11/15/2019

Called out on a call back It turns out the best new restaurant in your area might be your local highway! Keith decides to start a new life fighting alligators, and check with your local cops to see if they'll weigh your drugs for you! And we unleash a revolutionary new system for finding a place to sleep while on the road... /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/12045845

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jaz Drive 11/01/2019

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jaz Drive These robots may want to wear your face, but at least they'll pay you for it! We discuss Australian Rain-Men, and whether the Air Force should upgrade to zip disks, or jaz drives? And how long has it been since you heard a dial tone? /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/11866055

It's fun because it doesn't matter! 10/24/2019

It's fun because it doesn't matter! We explore the world's oldest mystery: why do baseball players wear hats? We find out you can shout your chakras back into alignment, and discover the world's most adorable method of drug smuggling. And just in time for Halloween, we've seen the end of the world, and in begins in France! /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/11763323

Yeah, Boss, I am sick... again. 10/05/2019

Yeah, Boss, I am sick... again. Hangovers finally have a positive use in society! So called scientists are lying to us about where our chocolate milk comes from, and we find out that Putin might just be a spirit. And when we're told endangered species need protection, I'm pretty sure this isn't what they meant... /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/11527538

Thoughts & Prayers For Sale! 09/27/2019

Thoughts & Prayers For Sale! We give you tips on how to step up your fantasy football game! Canada manages to lose money in a business a 14 year old can run, and turns out thoughts & prayers may actually be worth something. And boy have the Russians come up with a kooky new way to keep you abstinent... /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/11414720

Never Tufts Enough 09/21/2019

Never Tufts Enough Adam & Keith end up in the biggest pickle they've ever seen! We discover that amphibian divorce court is more serious than you would think, and Popeyes gives us the option to make our own damn sandwich. And hold on just a second: there's such a thing as a LEGAL amount of plutonium? /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/11335922

Sandwiches Made From Fear!!! 09/12/2019

Sandwiches Made From Fear!!! Do not go quietly into that good night, rage, RAGE at the fact that Popeyes is still sold out of sandwiches! We find a real life Dexter, but for addicts! And we knew Florida is crazy, but won't believe what we found for sale down there! /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/11219201

Nuke a Hurricane 09/05/2019

Nuke a Hurricane This week! Good news! We may have found a reason to jump start Space Force! We're devestated to learn that Dairy Queen apparently DOESN'T sell human burgers, and we can add laser-wielding sex-pigs to the list of things we need to watch out for. And why did no one tell us that "fart expert" was a real job? /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/11135564

If you would like to hear more... 08/29/2019

If you would like to hear more... We discover a whole new meaning for the phrase "fast food!" People still aren't talking about what's happening in Russia, but more importantly we discover that maybe we all shouldn't have dismissed "The Emoji Movie" so quickly! And why does the most suspicious thing about a mysterious death involve a cat? /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/11038337

We're on to you, "Those Manic Seas" 08/23/2019

We're on to you, "Those Manic Seas" On this week's episode of musical whiplash! The world is reminded once again of the dangers of method-acting! The US destroys racism one chocolate at a time and Keith un-masks the identity of TV Head! And if you get in trouble for "liberty business," have we got the dress for you! /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/10963439

...In a One Hour Bag 08/15/2019

...In a One Hour Bag The show's idiot brought on three different bands! Not to spoil anything, but one of them is corgi-collecting royalty! We consider making our guests knit the entire show, and we just can't figure out why everyone is so abuzz about this newest health craze. /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/10888385

All alligators all the time! 08/03/2019

All alligators all the time! If you thought Alabama Meth-Gators were bad, just wait until you hear about Florida Nuke-Crocs! And in a surprise to nobody, perverts continue to ruin things for naked people, and it turns out Mother Nature is getting her revenge by taking out our trains! /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/10759511

Worst of the minor diseases 07/25/2019

Worst of the minor diseases We discuss which is more terrifying: meth gators, or weaponized ticks? It turns out my court case against Keith for all the emojis he keeps sending me may be more problematic than I believed, and we learn that Netflix and porn are killing the planet! /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/10650272

All the Conspiracies! 07/13/2019

All the Conspiracies! Keith keeps getting on me to get this show mixed, so I'm calling the cops for his "controlling behavior!" We find out that swimming with sharks is far safer than we thought, and that scientists are getting closer to unleashing a real-life B-list horror film about brains! /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/10508819

A Bellagio Fountain Thing 07/06/2019

A Bellagio Fountain Thing Germany leads the way in innovative, modern solutions to combat your local Nazis! Keith unveils his most important topics for the Democratic debates, and we discover that our greatest fear since we were young men is actually true. /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/10421846

It's not like it's a CAPTCHA 06/27/2019

It's not like it's a CAPTCHA We discover the most pointless way to reduce domestic violence yet imagined! Keith's idea for how to prevent internet hacking reaches an all new low and we find a pitbull that wants to be a cop. Perfect timing to protect us from apparent attack-squirrels! /episode/index/show/anotherwastedhour/id/10308980

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