Born in the Eighties

Born in the Eighties is a show about relationships, troubles, and topics all relating to living as a millennial in this world.

Born in the Eighties 504: Jon Posted Cringe 04/28/2024

Born in the Eighties 504: Jon Posted Cringe Whoa. Cringe dude. Just keep on keepin on my friend, and don't think about the super embarassing blogs you used to read, and the super personal stuff you used to post about. 2005 was a different time man... /episode/index/show/bite/id/31021393

Born in the Eighties 503: The Honorable Professor 04/10/2024

Born in the Eighties 503: The Honorable Professor Did you follow our trading signal? This is totally legal! Don’t worry about it, stop trying to look up where our profile pictures came from. Our totally real app on the appstore will make rich!!! Maybe you fell for stupid scams on your Kollege Khronicles, but you are smarter than that now! Episode title art Photo by Yan Krukau: https://www.pexels.com/photo/lecture-at-the-university-8197534/ /episode/index/show/bite/id/30758948

Born in the Eighties 502: Physical Media 03/22/2024

Born in the Eighties 502: Physical Media Let's get physical... physical, I wanna get physical physical.... media. Episode Image by Jorge Fakhouri Filho: https://www.pexels.com/photo/photo-of-woman-leaning-on-compact-disc-cases-2531131/ /episode/index/show/bite/id/30503798

Born in the Eighties 501: Zillow Fallout Shelter 03/13/2024

Born in the Eighties 501: Zillow Fallout Shelter Looking for a place to live for a LOOOOOOOONG time? Zillow has you covered. Also, are milk pranks O.K.? One lactose intolerant person says YES! /episode/index/show/bite/id/30365293

Born in the Eighties 500: Upsettingly Straight 02/24/2024

Born in the Eighties 500: Upsettingly Straight Buckle up folks, we got a long one. 5 hundo eps. Crazy. We bring back a blast from the past, our friend, Mercury Stardust. She regales us with tales of her book tour and crazy tiktok life. Quizbot grills mercury with the hard hitting questions, and we all wonder if Jon will accidentally deadname his guest? Tune in to find out! Thanks so much for listening for 500 episodes, here is to 500 more! Cover art Photo by Dids .: https://www.pexels.com/photo/person-solving-distance-of-points-2714073/ /episode/index/show/bite/id/30093723

Born in the Eighties 499: Indappendix Day 02/04/2024

Born in the Eighties 499: Indappendix Day TJ has some stories from the hospital about how he lost a bit of weight... surgically. We also talk about how Trucks are dumb, and try to out-interrupt eachother in a game of Um... Actually. /episode/index/show/bite/id/29793053

Born in the Eighties 498: A Subtle Tomato Vibe 01/14/2024

Born in the Eighties 498: A Subtle Tomato Vibe Spanky refuses to talk to gamers, and the vibes in the World of Warcraft are all off. What isn't off is those sweet subtle tomato vibes. Also, are you ready for your annual spousal evaluation report? I have a lot of notes... /episode/index/show/bite/id/29482543

Born in the Eighties 497: Uuhhh.mp3 01/01/2024

Born in the Eighties 497: Uuhhh.mp3 That is a real "oof" right there. And we are 100% sure she isn't a Nazi right? Title image adapted from Musa Ortaç: https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-hit-by-boxing-glove-3586873/ /episode/index/show/bite/id/29298068

Born in the Eighties 496: Pikachu is Packing 12/22/2023

Born in the Eighties 496: Pikachu is Packing There were a surprising amount of guns in that children's anime right? Art from Deviant Art user Vixdojofox /episode/index/show/bite/id/29207743

Born in the Eighties 495: Monkey Selfie 11/22/2023

Born in the Eighties 495: Monkey Selfie What will they think of next? Monkey Cameo? Wait. That is my idea, pls do not steal. I have sent the idea via post to myself, so I own the copyright on that idea. I will have a lawyer look into this, promise. /episode/index/show/bite/id/28763968

Born in the Eighties 494: Head Cheese 11/05/2023

Born in the Eighties 494: Head Cheese Yeah, you got your mortadell' your gabagool, your bologna. Basic cold cuts. Head cheese is for real dudes. Get that collagen in ya. /episode/index/show/bite/id/28522361

Born in the Eighties 493: The Vegetation Lounge 10/27/2023

Born in the Eighties 493: The Vegetation Lounge Imagine this, you have your book-it free personal pan pizza coupon in hand, your mom pulls in to the pizza hut parking lot. You have tickets to see Fern Gully later, but right now, it is time to have a piece of heaven in the garden room. Everyone had one of those right? A vegetation lounge? A sun room? Greenhouse? Just my pizza hut? Ahh.. memories. /episode/index/show/bite/id/28438508

Born in the Eighties 492: Peanut Butter Lady 10/08/2023

Born in the Eighties 492: Peanut Butter Lady Jon's AT&T fiber went out for a long weekend, and that was not a pleasant time. TJ brings up the Mtn Dew spreadsheet rankings for our perusal, and something weird is afoot in the Buffalo Wild Wings subreddit. We will also educate you on "Pig Butchering" scams and how to avoid them. Photo by Karolina Grabowska: https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-spreading-peanut-butter-on-toast-6659875/ /episode/index/show/bite/id/28259096

Born in the Eighties 491: Too Much Dew 09/16/2023

Born in the Eighties 491: Too Much Dew TJ, Jon and Lauren travel to the great state of Missouri (Misery) to visit Spanky and sample the various mountain dews of the country. We see sharks, get hopped up on donkey sauce, throw out our voices shouting at "Gambler" and lived to tell the tale. There was truly too much Dew. /episode/index/show/bite/id/28053684

Born in the Eighties 490: Rainin' McCain 09/10/2023

Born in the Eighties 490: Rainin' McCain You know the world is infected by the woke mind virus when even the Tabacco companies are changing their mascots. McCain never would have allowed this. /episode/index/show/bite/id/27992262

Born in the Eighties 489: Haunted Landlords 08/29/2023

Born in the Eighties 489: Haunted Landlords Ooooh sorry! Is your rental unit haunted? That isn't covered under our maintenence policy. You should get the apartment cleansed, at your own expense of course. Also, how many entities did you say were staying with you? 2? Well, if you have more than 4 in the apartment, we will need to increase your rent! /episode/index/show/bite/id/27877041

Born in the Eighties 488: Major Kenergy 08/18/2023

Born in the Eighties 488: Major Kenergy Ken would probably join the union right? I would hope so, or Ron Perlman might burn his house down. Those giant enemy crabs look great in HD though right? Maybe you could mod your 3ds to play whatever game that reference is from? It has to be easier than assembling a salad right? Before we start, say it with me now, RIIIIDGGEEE RAACCCCEEEERRR!!!! /episode/index/show/bite/id/27787206

Born in the Eighties 487: Moo Moo Milkers 07/31/2023

Born in the Eighties 487: Moo Moo Milkers TJ takes his family into the wild wild wilderness, Spanky hates youtube, Matt ponders what alimony is, and Jon wonders about the ethics of consuming "furries". All that and we play another round of "Um Actually". /episode/index/show/bite/id/27608736

Born in the Eighties 486: Disrupt Millennials 07/09/2023

Born in the Eighties 486: Disrupt Millennials We have to DISRUPT the paradigm of podcasting. We Millennials four will judge our peers, and judge them harshly. We will also attempt to make this one "hearable", as long as TJ just THINKS for once in his life. /episode/index/show/bite/id/27412512

Born in the Eighties 485: #KrogerSponCon 07/02/2023

Born in the Eighties 485: #KrogerSponCon Why does everyone have to turn their hobby into a side hustle? I just want some .stl's man. We delve into the BITE archives and chat some history, as well as worry about the kids vlogging. Jon spills like half a bottle of gatorade on his desk, and TJ attempts to save a bird. We also talk about the Playstation Summer Games Event. /episode/index/show/bite/id/27349872

Born in the Eighties 484 - Melon Crushers 06/11/2023

Born in the Eighties 484 - Melon Crushers The grapes had to escape torture devices, or be squashed. Is it possible to save crystal play doh? TJ has some melon crushers that you could use, if you need them. Also, if you are being filmed at a disc golf tournament, please belch as loudly and longly as you possibly can. Thanks. /episode/index/show/bite/id/27112248

Born in the Eighties 483: Sentient Snack Cakes 05/26/2023

Born in the Eighties 483: Sentient Snack Cakes Maybe that is why the kakes are so tasty? Hmm? You have a lot to answer for Tastykake, and I am not letting you off the hook either Little Debbie. /episode/index/show/bite/id/26963910

Born in the Eighties 482: Experimenting in the Kitchen 05/15/2023

Born in the Eighties 482: Experimenting in the Kitchen When I experiment in the kitchen, it always ends up making faux-healthy expensive soda alternatives. I don't know about you. /episode/index/show/bite/id/26836509

Born in the Eighties 481: The Smelly Gamer Chair 04/30/2023

Born in the Eighties 481: The Smelly Gamer Chair If you eat too many pizza toppings, you are going to blow out your gamer chair. /episode/index/show/bite/id/26699976

Born in the Eighties 480: Napkin Folding Ideas 04/23/2023

Born in the Eighties 480: Napkin Folding Ideas There should be an AI for napkin folding designs right? Probably would be just as useful as chatGPT, or Bard, or whatever the hell Google or Microsoft are trying to shove into their search engines. Also, it sucks to be a third wheel, take the hint and go relax in a scented bath, bonus points if you can pet your service dog from the bathtub. /episode/index/show/bite/id/26626032

Born in the Eighties 479: Anime-Ass-Anime 04/15/2023

Born in the Eighties 479: Anime-Ass-Anime Matt asks for anime recommendations and Jon is almost too happy to oblige. Spanky considers the rules of a problematic age gap as we talk through some more of Reddit's "Am I the Asshole", and TJ hosts another edition of "Um, Actually!". Who will win? Who will lose? Tune in to find out. /episode/index/show/bite/id/26552163

Born in the Eighties 478: Furry Awakening 04/02/2023

Born in the Eighties 478: Furry Awakening Everyone has an origin story /episode/index/show/bite/id/26419395

Born in the Eighties 477: Lizard Brain 03/26/2023

Born in the Eighties 477: Lizard Brain Man, neanderthals really had it rough, no kombucha, monkfruint extract, erythritol, APFSDS rounds, or Playstation Plus? How did they get by?! /episode/index/show/bite/id/26346345

Born in the Eighties 476: The Party Guest 03/19/2023

Born in the Eighties 476: The Party Guest This guy wants to kick the coolest person out of their party. /episode/index/show/bite/id/26234067

Born in the Eighties 475: I Can Smell the Mayo 03/15/2023

Born in the Eighties 475: I Can Smell the Mayo Look, sometimes you need to banish your party guests to their cold car, because they are eating potato salad. /episode/index/show/bite/id/26234025

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