Awkward & Unhinged

Welcome to Awkward & Unhinged, the podcast where the dynamic duo of dubious decisions, Bob and Liz, serve up a delectable feast of awkwardness and unhinged madness for your amusement. Picture this: two best friends sitting in a dimly lit room, sipping lukewarm tea while discussing their questionable life choices. Join us as we painstakingly recount every awkward encounter and unhinged moment experienced since the last time we talked. It's like eavesdropping on the most entertaining therapy session ever, but with way more F-bombs and way less emotional growth.

FACK SMACK! 10/11/2023

FACK SMACK! Oh hey, we're back! Did you miss us? Don't lie, we'll know. This week we talk about Liz quitting her job, Bob's encounters with (alleged) foot fetishists, hot mic moments, and inappropriate music in retail establishments. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/d730ee1f-20da-4847-8643-37cf9e158234/id/28290488

Escaped Convict Survival Edition 09/27/2023

Escaped Convict Survival Edition Remember that time an escaped murderer was on the loose nearby? Bob does too. Him and Liz discuss the pros and cons of putting Dog the Bounty Hunter on the case, hamster stories - which Liz insists everyone has - new phone woes, and more. Tune in for what may actually be our funniest episode yet. /episode/index/show/d730ee1f-20da-4847-8643-37cf9e158234/id/28157012

Our Religious Era 09/20/2023

Our Religious Era Somehow our dynamic duo made the jump from Stranger Things catfishing to Liz's gospel choir experience in this episode. Not quite sure how that happened, but it turns out both Bob and Liz have had some experiences with religion that may just explain a thing or two about them. Hallelujah for that, am I right? /episode/index/show/d730ee1f-20da-4847-8643-37cf9e158234/id/28092935

OBX Shenanigans & Monster Truck Drag Races 09/13/2023

OBX Shenanigans & Monster Truck Drag Races Elizabeth took a trip to the Outer Banks, which you'll get to hear all about in this episode! From awkward bike rides to being called out by a child for her somersault skills, the trip went about as well as you'd expect. After that, Bob chats about a recent experience seeing monster trucks, which, well... Throw Bob into a crowd of people in 'Murica cutoff shirts and loud trucks. I think you can imagine what may come next. /episode/index/show/d730ee1f-20da-4847-8643-37cf9e158234/id/28026447

Summertime Madness: Part 2 09/06/2023

Summertime Madness: Part 2 Bob had his chance to catch up on summer shenanigans, now it's Liz's turn, and boy does she have some stories. From getting a gym membership (ew) to getting ghosted and blocked by Instagram influencers, Liz's summer has turned out to be both awkward and very much unhinged. /episode/index/show/d730ee1f-20da-4847-8643-37cf9e158234/id/27956394

Summertime Madness: Part 1 08/30/2023

Summertime Madness: Part 1 Taylor, Bob's husband, joins Bob and Liz for what's officially the very first guest episode! It's... alright! Some may even call it acceptable! We discuss Bob and Taylor's recent beach trip, LASIK surgery, amusement park ride mishaps, and a whole lot of other things that truly do not make any sense at all being in an episode together. So, exactly what you'd expect. Quick warning: we need to get our guest mic situation figured out, so the quality may not be as buttery smooth as you may have gotten used to. Sorry about that. There's also the matter of what seems like an army of cicadas singing the anthem of their people in the background; we didn't hear that while recording, but you sure can hear it in the episode. We're sorry for that too. Bear with us, dear listeners, as we awkwardly struggle through getting our act together. We'll get there. Check out our new website: /episode/index/show/d730ee1f-20da-4847-8643-37cf9e158234/id/27891510

Summertime Sadness at Chili's 08/23/2023

Summertime Sadness at Chili's On today's episode, Bob and Liz discuss the delightful ambiance of Chili's, their hatred for all things summer, OnlyFans (again), and aliens. Yep. There's a lot going on, but there's sure to be something for everybody with the sheer number of topics these two somehow managed to hit in less than an hour. /episode/index/show/d730ee1f-20da-4847-8643-37cf9e158234/id/27828957

Star War, Bad First Dates, and Betty 08/16/2023

Star War, Bad First Dates, and Betty Bob struggles to understand the Star Wars fandom, our dynamic duo discusses disastrous dates, and Liz is the butt of a joke (you'll get that reference later) where she earns a new nickname. Maybe don't listen to this one around children. /episode/index/show/d730ee1f-20da-4847-8643-37cf9e158234/id/27769038

The Horse Episode 08/09/2023

The Horse Episode A poor, unsuspecting woman gets all of Liz's unhinged emails, Bob picks a fight with a child at the zoo, and horses are brought up a weird number of times for some reason. /episode/index/show/d730ee1f-20da-4847-8643-37cf9e158234/id/27706134

She's My Cherry... Pod??? 08/01/2023

She's My Cherry... Pod??? Join Bob and Liz for their inaugural podcast episode. It's.. well, awkward and unhinged, but what were you expecting? We promise this will get easier in time. /episode/index/show/d730ee1f-20da-4847-8643-37cf9e158234/id/27629928

Would You Rather... 08/01/2023

Would You Rather... Bob & Liz play a (long) game of Would You Rather together. Like most of their conversations with strangers, it goes on a little longer than it probably should. Don't worry, next week's episode will be a bit more put together. ...Hopefully. /episode/index/show/d730ee1f-20da-4847-8643-37cf9e158234/id/27629949

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