FACK SMACK!
Awkward & Unhinged
Oh hey, we're back! Did you miss us? Don't lie, we'll know. This week we talk about Liz quitting her job, Bob's encounters with (alleged) foot fetishists, hot mic moments, and inappropriate music in retail establishments. Enjoy!
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Escaped Convict Survival Edition
Awkward & Unhinged
Remember that time an escaped murderer was on the loose nearby? Bob does too. Him and Liz discuss the pros and cons of putting Dog the Bounty Hunter on the case, hamster stories - which Liz insists everyone has - new phone woes, and more. Tune in for what may actually be our funniest episode yet.
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Our Religious Era
Awkward & Unhinged
Somehow our dynamic duo made the jump from Stranger Things catfishing to Liz's gospel choir experience in this episode. Not quite sure how that happened, but it turns out both Bob and Liz have had some experiences with religion that may just explain a thing or two about them. Hallelujah for that, am I right?
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OBX Shenanigans & Monster Truck Drag Races
Awkward & Unhinged
Elizabeth took a trip to the Outer Banks, which you'll get to hear all about in this episode! From awkward bike rides to being called out by a child for her somersault skills, the trip went about as well as you'd expect. After that, Bob chats about a recent experience seeing monster trucks, which, well... Throw Bob into a crowd of people in 'Murica cutoff shirts and loud trucks. I think you can imagine what may come next.
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Summertime Madness: Part 2
Awkward & Unhinged
Bob had his chance to catch up on summer shenanigans, now it's Liz's turn, and boy does she have some stories. From getting a gym membership (ew) to getting ghosted and blocked by Instagram influencers, Liz's summer has turned out to be both awkward and very much unhinged.
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Summertime Madness: Part 1
Awkward & Unhinged
Taylor, Bob's husband, joins Bob and Liz for what's officially the very first guest episode! It's... alright! Some may even call it acceptable! We discuss Bob and Taylor's recent beach trip, LASIK surgery, amusement park ride mishaps, and a whole lot of other things that truly do not make any sense at all being in an episode together. So, exactly what you'd expect. Quick warning: we need to get our guest mic situation figured out, so the quality may not be as buttery smooth as you may have gotten used to. Sorry about that. There's also the matter of what seems like an army of cicadas singing...
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Summertime Sadness at Chili's
Awkward & Unhinged
On today's episode, Bob and Liz discuss the delightful ambiance of Chili's, their hatred for all things summer, OnlyFans (again), and aliens. Yep. There's a lot going on, but there's sure to be something for everybody with the sheer number of topics these two somehow managed to hit in less than an hour.
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Star War, Bad First Dates, and Betty
Awkward & Unhinged
Bob struggles to understand the Star Wars fandom, our dynamic duo discusses disastrous dates, and Liz is the butt of a joke (you'll get that reference later) where she earns a new nickname. Maybe don't listen to this one around children.
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The Horse Episode
Awkward & Unhinged
A poor, unsuspecting woman gets all of Liz's unhinged emails, Bob picks a fight with a child at the zoo, and horses are brought up a weird number of times for some reason.
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She's My Cherry... Pod???
Awkward & Unhinged
Join Bob and Liz for their inaugural podcast episode. It's.. well, awkward and unhinged, but what were you expecting? We promise this will get easier in time.
info_outlineElizabeth took a trip to the Outer Banks, which you'll get to hear all about in this episode! From awkward bike rides to being called out by a child for her somersault skills, the trip went about as well as you'd expect. After that, Bob chats about a recent experience seeing monster trucks, which, well... Throw Bob into a crowd of people in 'Murica cutoff shirts and loud trucks. I think you can imagine what may come next.