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Halloween Candy & Being TikTok Famous 10/23/2024

Halloween Candy & Being TikTok Famous /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/33585187

RoboTaxi: The AI Chauffeur Worth Crying Over 10/13/2024

RoboTaxi: The AI Chauffeur Worth Crying Over Nope. /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/33434922

Cat Comedy 10/03/2024

Cat Comedy Developed using Bayesian Hierarchical Models /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/33315657

Peppercorns - The Silent Killer 09/20/2024

Peppercorns - The Silent Killer /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/33136447

Exploding PowerPoints 09/13/2024

Exploding PowerPoints /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/33046487

Brief Update | Coming UnSoon 06/13/2024

Brief Update | Coming UnSoon Not dead yet. /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/31737992

Where Is He Now? 03/09/2023

Where Is He Now? Old me in the artwork had some serious guns. New me is happy to still be alive. An honest update on the past year of my life. /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/26178096

Ukraine + Gas Prices (99 LUFBALOONS) 03/09/2022

Ukraine + Gas Prices (99 LUFBALOONS) Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Order your copy of 99 Minute Millionaire: https://amzn.to/3rj45mT /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/22390970

The Myth of Hope vs. Success (LOSER) 03/02/2022

The Myth of Hope vs. Success (LOSER) The value of following marketing over following success is costing people lots of money, time, and lots of frustration. Here's what America's Team is teaching us. ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ Nope ================ TOPICS =============== Inflation and how you can ignore it. RED ALERT WARNING - Celebrities pitching NFTs when they can't even spell NFT. ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Order your copy of 99 Minute Millionaire: https://amzn.to/3rj45mT /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/22311716

Surprising Facts That Are Contrary to Popular Belief (OPPOSITES ATTRACT) 02/23/2022

Surprising Facts That Are Contrary to Popular Belief (OPPOSITES ATTRACT) Popular beliefs are just that - beliefs. Beliefs don't pay for your dreams, only money does. Get the facts other people aren't telling you, courtesy of Consumer Distorts. ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ Best way for my brother to save for his kids (Dani California) Are golf entertainment facilities good investments (Dan Not California) ================ TOPICS =============== Scott's kids join the show today and offer financial advice as only 8-year-olds can. RED ALERT WARNING - Variable Universal Life Insurance stinks. ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Order your copy of 99 Minute Millionaire: https://amzn.to/3rj45mT /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/22231076

The Hidden Ways Companies Stick It To You (WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT) 02/16/2022

The Hidden Ways Companies Stick It To You (WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT) Businesses are passing their rising costs on to consumers with new fees, truncated services and reduced contents in packaged goods. How can you fight inflation? ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ How are people retiring early and not running out of money (Melinda, Ontario) What's your opinion on timing the market (Baker, Texas) ================ TOPICS =============== Are there any cat trees that don't look hideous? New eye drops for reading - are they worth it? Why using a Roth IRA for an emergency fund is a bad idea. RED ALERT WARNING - How to spot a romance scam. TRAVEL TIP - Using points to get free flights. ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Order your copy of 99 Minute Millionaire: https://amzn.to/3rj45mT /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/22155815

Inflation Fears: How to Protect Your Money (DON'T FEAR THE REAPER) 02/09/2022

Inflation Fears: How to Protect Your Money (DON'T FEAR THE REAPER) What can you do about rising inflation when it comes to your investments? And does hoarding really save money? ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ How can I contribute to a 401k or is there another alternative (Victor, Iowa) What's the best way to invest a $100,000 inheritance (Perry) If the IRS says I owe back taxes but I don't think I do, what can be done? ================ TOPICS =============== Interest rate risk explained by the government: https://www.sec.gov/files/ib_interestraterisk.pdf Now is not the time to get a used car. What do you need to know about Superbowl advertisements? ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Order your copy of 99 Minute Millionaire: https://amzn.to/3rj45mT /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/22076174

Inflation Fears: How to Protect Your Money (DON'T FEAR THE REAPER) 02/09/2022

Easiest Way To Invest In Real Estate? (I'M REAL) 02/02/2022

Easiest Way To Invest In Real Estate? (I'M REAL) Listen about an entirely new category of investing: enabling people to invest as little as $100 in single-family homes and to earn rental income right away. What are the pros, cons, and alternatives? ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ Best place to store cash for an emergency fund (Victor, Iowa) You're wrong about retiring to Guam on a budget (April) ================ TOPICS =============== A new way for kids to earn money. What's going to happen with all these people retiring early who can't afford it? Savings rates: https://www.bankrate.com/banking/savings/rates/ Investing in fractional rental homes - https://arrivedhomes.com ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Order your copy of 99 Minute Millionaire: https://amzn.to/3rj45mT Get your accounts in order with Optimize 401k: https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/21996437

The 33/33/33 Rule (Forty Six & 2) 01/26/2022

The 33/33/33 Rule (Forty Six & 2) There's a new investing game in town that says the old-school investing advice is for losers! Is it a fad or should we pay attention to the latest in wealth building tip for wealth builders? ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ My teenage son is a professional athlete and is about to start getting paid. What should we do about tax planning (H) What do you think about DR Smart Vestor pro service (Tabitha, Little Rock) ================ TOPICS =============== Inflation is everywhere. What are other people do to stretch their income and save more? What to watch out for when getting eyeglasses (pun intended!) https://www.zennioptical.com/tv Is TurboTax Audit Defense Worth It? ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Get your accounts in order with Optimize 401k: https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/21904973

Is Investing Changing (CH-CH-CHANGES) 01/19/2022

Is Investing Changing (CH-CH-CHANGES) It’s easy to invest when things are rocking and rolling. It’s a lot harder when things start spiraling out of control. Since nobody can figure out when the best time is to be in or out of the market, the best thing is to pick a plan that doesn’t drive you crazy and follow it. ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ 800 Credit Scores! (General Kinobi) What are the benefits of using an online bank? What will I lose if I get away from the Bank of Evil (Jose) What’s the best way to shop around and get cheaper rates if my car insurance has gone up 20% (Jasmine) Is an Indexed Universal Life insurance policy something we should consider getting (Wendy, Wyoming) ================ TOPICS =============== What should you do if you find $50,000 in your wall? $29,000 for an average used car? Would-be buyers are aghast RED ALERT WARNING - Watch out whom you pay for financial advice. ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Get your accounts in order with Optimize 401k: https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/21823193

Underrated Financial Advice (UNDER THE BRIDGE) 01/12/2022

Underrated Financial Advice (UNDER THE BRIDGE) People who don’t believe in themselves can end up self-sabotaging their finances. One of the best things you can do for your wealth-building is getting your head right. ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ Are you familiar with Fundrise or Diversifund by chance (Ryan) What do you think of this variable annuity that is no longer offered (Ryan) https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=194425 What are the steps to move IRAs from one custodian to another (JP) ================ TOPICS =============== Variable annuity research - https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7ygsb6r8y0kmiuh/AAB6JzmEtZ5AKZ8qh39ncu-Pa?dl=0 Fundrise track record - https://fundrise.com/track-record Blondie Holmes is going to jail! ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Get your accounts in order with Optimize 401k: https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/21753341

How To Kick Butt in 2022 (TUSH) 01/05/2022

How To Kick Butt in 2022 (TUSH) A listener shares a list of amazing wins for 2021. Get inspired to see how you can apply these to your own life for kicking butt in the next year - no matter your age, stage, or wage. ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ I am currently 38 am I young or middle-aged when it comes to asset allocation (Brent) Does it make sense to continue to convert and pay the taxes now before they go up if we are in our 50's (Serena, TX) Ryan and Wendi are debt-free! ================ TOPICS =============== RED ALERT WARNING - Angry Sandy lost a bunch of money by trusting a money manager. She didn't bother to ask her husband who had all the secrets to building wealth. ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Get your accounts in order with Optimize 401k: https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/21683729

The Year In Review (NEXT YEAR) 12/29/2021

The Year In Review (NEXT YEAR) We look back on 2021 and revisit some of the highs and lows. ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ Can you elaborate more on the pros/cons of I Bonds (Loren) I’ve heard that you can pull money out of 457 plans before retirement age (Jacob, MA) ================ TOPICS =============== BOO! - Vanguard is no longer sticking to its founding values. What are alternative investments and how can they fit into your Rock Star financial independence roadmap? ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Get your accounts in order with Optimize 401k: https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/21624953

Understanding Inflation The Easy Way (IT'S SO EASY) 12/22/2021

Understanding Inflation The Easy Way (IT'S SO EASY) How does inflation impact everyone’s finances? What do you need to know to protect your family from these termites that can destroy your future? ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ Any follow up on getting the Venture X card (General Kinobi) Should I Bonds be part of an emergency fund strategy (Eddie) I recently inherited a bunch of money. Is investing in a lump sum or over time better(Stone, Colorado) I’m 35 and all of my 401k is invested in stocks. Is there a better recommendation for the allocation (Stephanie, Tampa, Florida) ================ TOPICS =============== RED ALERT WARNING - Paying cash to contractors can backfire. Here's how to be cautious. TRAVEL TIP - Use flights.google.com to find the cheapest fares to random destinations. Nike is going to start selling virtual sneakers. My daughter is going to start selling virtual unicorn horns and get rich too. ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Get your accounts in order with Optimize 401k: https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/21574055

Stop Saying You're Fortunate (FORTUNATE SON) 12/15/2021

Stop Saying You're Fortunate (FORTUNATE SON) You did something. You busted your but. You saved. You had discipline. You built good habits. And you should be proud of what you're doing. Not ashamed. And certainly not fall for the false belief that you were lucky. ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ I’m maxing out my 401k plan as well as max out a Roth IRA. I’m fortunate and looking to invest more money. Is the next place to look at investing in a brokerage account (Keani, Benton, AR) Can/should I create an investment account for my children (Bruno Mars, Nevada) What do you do when you want a nice vehicle, say a Porsche Carrera, Mercedes, or Land Rover, but don't want to hurt your future (savings) (Alan) What are the best robo advisors in Canada (Alyssa, Canada) ================ TOPICS =============== MONEY SAVING - Why now is a terrible time to buy a car but a great time to sell one. INVESTING - Should you be buying Ibonds? TAXES - Gordon Ramsey is moving his headquarters to a low-tax country. ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Get your accounts in order with Optimize 401k: https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/21493352

Frugality Sucks (SUCK MY KISS) 12/08/2021

Frugality Sucks (SUCK MY KISS) The Millionaire Next Door pulled back the curtain on people who have built wealth. But they aren’t wearing jeans with holes in them and only eating out at McDonald's. For crying out loud - live like the rock star you are! ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ Are there better alternatives for an emergency fund than my bank (Matthew, California) The retirement plan at my new company has a Roth 403b option. Is that better than a Roth IRA or can I do both (Vienna, Kansas) Should I combine two 401ks at Fidelity into one (Brendan, Derry, NH) Is it ok to skip the bonds for now (Andrew, Virginia) ================ TOPICS =============== TRAVEL - the Goldilocks Windows for traveling hacking. MONEY SAVING - How to save on high heating bills this winter. https://scottalanturner.com/11-unique-things-homeowners-can-do-today-to-save-money-infographic/ RED ALERT MOMENT - Should you invest in art? NEWS OF THE WEIRD - $600,000 found behind a toilet in a church. ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Get your accounts in order with Optimize 401k: https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/21419909

Gifts for Impatient People (PATIENCE) 12/01/2021

Gifts for Impatient People (PATIENCE) I think we all have someone we're picturing in mind right now....(and if this person is you, you can just buy these for yourself). ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ Where on earth is all the money in the various stimulus packages coming from (Kayla, Cheyenne, Wyoming) I can save about $15,000 per year. Should I be looking at a Roth IRA or use a 401k at work (Tyler, Arkansas) Is an online kit available for about $100 to setup a trust ok to use (Gabrielle, WA) What is the best account to hold a high yield dividend ETF (Amanda) ================ TOPICS =============== MONEY MORON MOMENT - How not to buy life insurance. Has Cathie Wood lost her touch? Zoom Class action lawsuit - get $15! https://www.ZoomMeetingsClassAction.com ================ ENCORE ================ Gifts for impatient people: https://www.buzzfeed.com/maitlandquitmeyer/gifts-for-impatient-people-2021 Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Get your accounts in order with Optimize 401k: https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/21340181

Complacency Is A Wealth/Health Killer (IRON MAN) 11/17/2021

Complacency Is A Wealth/Health Killer (IRON MAN) You are the best person to manage your finances. People are also our own worst enemy. A personal note on how complacency can be a wealth killer (or health killer) without anyone knowing it. We also revisit the upcoming book First To A Million by Dan Sheeks. ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ Can I withdraw money from my IRA to pay off the debt (Jasmyn, Ft Lauderdale FL) What allocation of stocks/bonds should I put my house savings for a downpayment (Conor, Indy) If I pay off my kid's student loans will either of us have to pay taxes (Peter, Petoria) ================ TOPICS =============== MONEY-SAVING TIP: Save your Subway receipts MONEY-SAVING TIP: Asking service companies for discounts RED ALERT WARNING: Another 'expert' gets it wrong ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Get your accounts in order with Optimize 401k: https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/21194735

4 Budgeting Tips That Should Die (LIVE AND LET DIE) 11/10/2021

4 Budgeting Tips That Should Die (LIVE AND LET DIE) You don't need a budget. You just need something that works for you and you'll follow consistently. Tips that should make you feel better (less guilty!) about the perfect plan for you. ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ Is there a company for a Roth IRA that is safe, reliable, easy, and good (Sandy) Should I leave my money in a 401k or roll it into an IRA? Would a self-directed IRA be best for home flipping? (Wayne) My ex-son-in-law is going to set me up with a Robinhood account (Anita) ================ TOPICS =============== MONEY-SAVING TIP: Amazon vs. Walmart TRAVEL HACK: The new Capital One Venture X card is here Scott's daughter joins the show without her knowing it. ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Get your accounts in order with Optimize 401k: https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/21116249

Rich Dad Poor You KioSucky...Again! (SANITARIUM) 11/03/2021

Rich Dad Poor You KioSucky...Again! (SANITARIUM) Consider this your regular reminder that most personal finance gurus get rich not from their investment smarts, but from their ability to sell you on their investing smarts. Support our latest sponsor - Chubby Bunny! ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ Should I finance a car and move the money to a higher-yielding account or pay cash for it (Bobbi, Houston) Are I-bonds are a better vehicle for savings as opposed to other savings accounts (David) I'm 21 and just started investing in a 401k managed by my bank but I'm scared that we'll go into a pandemic-induced recession at any moment and I'll lose everything. Don't know if this was really the best time to start investing (Abi) ================ TOPICS =============== MONEY-SAVING TIP? Iron-stomached man discovers savings benefits of eating meals at a Six Flags park Scott shares his favorite credit card and why he likes it. It's time for taxes if you want to save money - https://turbotax.intuit.com/tax-tools/calculators/taxcaster/ ================ ENCORE ================ Get your questions answered on the show: https://GoAskScott.com Get your accounts in order with Optimize 401k: https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/21037022

Are You Getting Paid What You're Worth? (WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT) 10/27/2021

Are You Getting Paid What You're Worth? (WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT) If you have a pulse, you could be making more money at your current job if you follow this strategy. Today's job market is on fire, and people in the know are getting what they deserve. ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ ROCK STAR MILLIONAIRE - Listen to the story of how this person is crushing it. My friend asks why I'm paying down our house so soon (Millionaire Nurse) How do we move beyond the target date fund (Rodney) ================ TOPICS ================ MONEY MORON MOMENT: Watch out what you borrow money for. MONEY SAVING TIP: Flying for Thanksgiving? Parking deals are here. Why you should ignore the people you've passed. ================ ENCORE ================ : https://GoAskScott.com : https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/20958554

First To A Million (FIRST DATE) 10/20/2021

First To A Million (FIRST DATE) First To A Million is a new book about financial independence (FI) aimed at teenagers. But it's so much more and the lessons and tips will apply no matter your age, stage, or wage. Scott reviews this book before you can get it - and you should plan to get it! : https://www.amazon.com/First-Million-Teenagers-Achieving-Independence/dp/1947200461 ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ How do I know if I'm getting the best rate on a mortgage quote (Deanna the Dog Walker) I'm getting an increase in pay and jumping up in tax brackets. Where should I put my money if I'm maxing out my retirement accounts (OMG) How should I treat my HSA - as part of my emergency fund (Chad, Illinois) Can you do a custodial Roth for a minor that isn't a minor you own (Daren) ================ TOPICS =============== RED ALERT WARNING: Why you don't need an Apple cloth. - How to donate appreciated stocks to charity: https://www.cocatalyst.org/articles/how-to-donate-stock-to-a-charity ================ ENCORE ================ https://GoAskScott.com : https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/20879684

One Trick On How You Can Afford Anything (GO YOUR OWN WAY) 10/13/2021

One Trick On How You Can Afford Anything (GO YOUR OWN WAY) Whether you want a new car. A new house. A closet full of shoes. A better education for kids. Traveling in style. Even your own plane, this is how you get it. ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ I'm considering Legal Zoom for estate planning, what are your thoughts (Cardi, Michigan) Is it best to have an emergency fund in cash (Joanie, Tampa Bay) How can I be confident when it comes to investing (Heather) What do you think of debt consolidation services (Mrs. Picard) ================ TOPICS =============== RED ALERT WARNING: What does one big CEO say about Bitcoin? Good news for teachers and non-profit workers when it comes to student loan forgiveness. ================ ENCORE ================ : https://GoAskScott.com : https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/20803985

Are You Leveraging This Power? (DAUGHTER) 10/06/2021

Are You Leveraging This Power? (DAUGHTER) The math on compound interest is staggering. Even if you know this stuff already, seeing it in a different light will put a smile on your face and increase your confidence in your plan. ================ LISTENER QUESTION/COMMENTS ================ Is there any consistency to the market now (Rocio) What can I do about a contractor that didn't complete some work (Mark) How much money is required to get started investing (Marteen, Cape Town) ================ TOPICS =============== When can putting your finances on auto pilot destroy your plan? RED ALERT WARNING: Come on! Why is this company still around? MONEY HACK: The worst myth about cars that keeps costing people money I TOLD YOU SO: A museum says they gave an artist $84,000 in cash to use in artwork. Guess what happened? ================ ENCORE ================ : https://GoAskScott.com : https://bit.ly/Optimize401k /episode/index/show/scottalanturner/id/20725472