The Sequalizers

When a shitty movie needs a sequel, you call.... The Sequalizers. The podcast that not only discusses terrible films, but tries to pitch sequels to them!

Episode 11: Torque 01/27/2017

Episode 11: Torque "I get the distinct impression that Torque tried to be the Fast and Furious of movies, but it ended up being the AIDS of movies". /episode/index/show/sequalizers/id/5028611

Episode 10: Furious 7 11/22/2016

Episode 10: Furious 7 In a movie franchise that started off as a street-racing action series, Furious 7 comes whirring into the Sequalizers in the grotesque form of some sort of bizarre superhero film. Sheiks! Cars! Drones! This movie has it all. /episode/index/show/sequalizers/id/4852377

Episode 9: Street Fighter 10/17/2016

Episode 9: Street Fighter Further contributing to the destruction of Arash's childhood- it's a movie that plays out like a fever dream interpretation of the beloved video game... STREET FIGHTER! /episode/index/show/sequalizers/id/4749910

Episode 8: Batman And Robin 08/16/2016

Episode 8: Batman And Robin The gang takes a trip down memory lane back to when Batman WASN'T cool! /episode/index/show/sequalizers/id/4595228

Episode 7: Vertical Limit 07/31/2016

Episode 7: Vertical Limit In this revelatory episode, the guys not only discuss and make sequels to the 2000 alpine disaster movie, Vertical Limit, but Arash learns a thing or two about geography! /episode/index/show/sequalizers/id/4550968

Episode 6: Mortal Kombat 07/18/2016

Episode 6: Mortal Kombat "If Max chooses Viking Schwarzenegger, I'm quitting this podcast" - Arash Will Arash stay, or will he make good on his promise?? Listen up to find out the thrilling answer to this question and more! /episode/index/show/sequalizers/id/4522596

Episode 5: The Happening 07/04/2016

Episode 5: The Happening What? Noooo. The Sequalizers would never think to take on a movie as bonkers as the Happening. Yet somehow... It happened. Listen to the midscuss the Shamylan magnum opus while pitching their very own sequels! /episode/index/show/sequalizers/id/4489935

Episode 4: Jingle All the Way 06/20/2016

Episode 4: Jingle All the Way In a (very belated) Christmas special, we take a look at Arnold Schwarzenegger's first and last foray into holiday films, Jingle All the Way. Led by a supporting cast of Sinbad and baby Anakin Skywalker, this film surely can't be bad, right? Right? /episode/index/show/sequalizers/id/4455454

Episode 3: Con Air 06/05/2016

Episode 3: Con Air One of the key members of the vaunted "90's Nic Cage Trilogy", Con Air contains all your key elements- bad accents, great hair, and playful racism. Listen up as the guys try to top the original, with their sequel pitches, bitches. /episode/index/show/sequalizers/id/4420193

Episode 2: Face/Off 06/05/2016

Episode 2: Face/Off Have you ever wanted to see Nicolas Cage pretend to play John Travolta being played by Nicolas Cage? Or vice versa? Perhaps you just wanted your get your fill of CCH Pounder? If any of those statements appeal to you, you are in luck, because in today's episode, we take a look at Face/Off. /episode/index/show/sequalizers/id/4420181

Episode 1: The Core 05/31/2016

Episode 1: The Core In this very first instalment of "The Sequalizers", the guys look at the 2003 magenesium opus known as The Core. Can they pitch a film that trumps the originals ridiculousness? Tune in to find out. /episode/index/show/sequalizers/id/4405954

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