Episode 11: Torque
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"I get the distinct impression that Torque tried to be the Fast and Furious of movies, but it ended up being the AIDS of movies".
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Episode 10: Furious 7
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In a movie franchise that started off as a street-racing action series, Furious 7 comes whirring into the Sequalizers in the grotesque form of some sort of bizarre superhero film. Sheiks! Cars! Drones! This movie has it all.
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Episode 9: Street Fighter
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Further contributing to the destruction of Arash's childhood- it's a movie that plays out like a fever dream interpretation of the beloved video game... STREET FIGHTER!
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Episode 8: Batman And Robin
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The gang takes a trip down memory lane back to when Batman WASN'T cool!
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Episode 7: Vertical Limit
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In this revelatory episode, the guys not only discuss and make sequels to the 2000 alpine disaster movie, Vertical Limit, but Arash learns a thing or two about geography!
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Episode 6: Mortal Kombat
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"If Max chooses Viking Schwarzenegger, I'm quitting this podcast" - Arash Will Arash stay, or will he make good on his promise?? Listen up to find out the thrilling answer to this question and more!
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Episode 5: The Happening
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What? Noooo. The Sequalizers would never think to take on a movie as bonkers as the Happening. Yet somehow... It happened. Listen to the midscuss the Shamylan magnum opus while pitching their very own sequels!
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Episode 4: Jingle All the Way
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In a (very belated) Christmas special, we take a look at Arnold Schwarzenegger's first and last foray into holiday films, Jingle All the Way. Led by a supporting cast of Sinbad and baby Anakin Skywalker, this film surely can't be bad, right? Right?
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Episode 3: Con Air
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One of the key members of the vaunted "90's Nic Cage Trilogy", Con Air contains all your key elements- bad accents, great hair, and playful racism. Listen up as the guys try to top the original, with their sequel pitches, bitches.
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Episode 2: Face/Off
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Have you ever wanted to see Nicolas Cage pretend to play John Travolta being played by Nicolas Cage? Or vice versa? Perhaps you just wanted your get your fill of CCH Pounder? If any of those statements appeal to you, you are in luck, because in today's episode, we take a look at Face/Off.
info_outlineWhat? Noooo. The Sequalizers would never think to take on a movie as bonkers as the Happening. Yet somehow... It happened. Listen to the midscuss the Shamylan magnum opus while pitching their very own sequels!