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Episode 264 - Invasion of the Pussy Spiders

Nobilis Erotica

Release Date: 10/14/2012

Ep 500 Personalize your Netherparts by Cecilia Tan show art Ep 500 Personalize your Netherparts by Cecilia Tan

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This month's patron-funded story is Personalize your Netherparts by Cecilia Tan.  It's narrated by the author. ANNOUNCEMENT: As of today, the Nobilis Erotica podcast is going on hiatus. The patreon campaign is paused, the call for submissions is closed, and there will be no stories posted. Stay subscribed to the podcast feed, however. As I pursue new projects, I'll announce them here, and you won't want to miss it. If you enjoy this podcast, you're going to enjoy the things I've got coming up. And if things go well, we'll be seeing more stories again.  Thank you all for the fabulous...

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Ep 499 Bitter Luck by J Aster show art Ep 499 Bitter Luck by J Aster

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This month's patron-funded story is Bitter Luck by .  It's narrated by Nobilis Reed.    

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Ep 498 The Face of Venus by Nolan Vancey show art Ep 498 The Face of Venus by Nolan Vancey

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This month's patron-funded story is The Face of Venus by .  It's narrated by Nobilis reed.  

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Ep 497 Time by PM Amaras and Paul Driggere show art Ep 497 Time by PM Amaras and Paul Driggere

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This month's patron-funded story is Time by .  It's narrated by Nobilis Reed.  

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Ep 496 A Merman Walks Into a Bar by Dannye Chase show art Ep 496 A Merman Walks Into a Bar by Dannye Chase

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This month's patron-funded story is "A Merman Walks Into a Bar" by .  It's narrated by Nobilis Reed.      

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Ep 495 The Haunted Vagina by Matthew Barron show art Ep 495 The Haunted Vagina by Matthew Barron

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This month's patron-funded story is The Haunted Vagina by .  It's narrated by .  

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Ep 494 The Princess and the Penis by Linn Thomas show art Ep 494 The Princess and the Penis by Linn Thomas

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This episode is "The Princess and the Penis" by Linn Thomas, narrated by .  Once upon a time, not all that long ago and in a land not that far away, lived a delightful princess. All who met her, both men and women immediately fell in love. Sometimes individuals became infatuated with the princess because of her delightful wit, her kind words or crystal laugh. Others found themselves seduced by her keen intellect, sharp insights and wide knowledge. And of course, she was beautiful. Long luxurious hair, soft clear skin combined with a luscious body. Whether the visitor fell in love with...

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Ep 493 The Bacteria that Evolved on the Trip to Zebulon 83 by Patrick Mannus show art Ep 493 The Bacteria that Evolved on the Trip to Zebulon 83 by Patrick Mannus

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This month's patron-funded story is "The Bacteria that Evolved on the Trip to Zebulon 83" by Patrick Mannus.  It's narrated by Nobilis Reed.   Charlie didn't think much of the reports of cancer-related deaths on the Zebulon-83 colony ship. They were sad to hear people had died, sure, but to Charlie, the deaths weren't personally more upsetting than the radiation-related leukemia deaths after the toxic train spill. If anything, they were more pissed about the train spill deaths because that was the government's negligence at work. The Zebulon-83 deaths seemed like just bad luck as...

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Ep 492 The Fishbowl by C Lenz show art Ep 492 The Fishbowl by C Lenz

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This month's patron-funded story is The Fishbowl by C Lenz.  It's narrated by Vivienne Ferrari.   “This is a bit public, isn’t it?” “As public as it gets, babe,” Lily replied. The small plexiglass dome affectionately known as the Fishbowl jutted out of the space station, letting them float above earth. The observation deck was theoretically available to all employees, but most didn’t spend their time off looking at a planet they may never set foot on again. “All those billionaires still rich enough to live on the planet can see us.” “My parents aren’t...

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Ep 491 Blackberry Picking by Daniel Stride show art Ep 491 Blackberry Picking by Daniel Stride

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This month's story is "Blackberry Picking" by , narrated by .   The baking heat of late summer was upon her, and the flies were out. Iris wiped the sweat from her brow, and stuffed another blackberry between her teeth. She knew she shouldn’t. The more blackberries she ate herself, the longer she’d take to fill the basket, and the longer she’d need to stay out in the sun. But she couldn’t resist the temptation. The berries hung amid the thorns, juicy and succulent. She thrust her hand back into the bush, and grabbed a couple more. The thorns scratched, but the prize was...

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GREG – Tobias Queen

TELEVANGELIST – Josh Roseman

KATHRYN TELLER, REPORTER – Heather Vandagriff

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CHERRY KLEPPER, SHOPOWNER – Tonya M. Idlewine

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