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Green Curry

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Release Date: 01/11/2026

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Green Curry

Equipment
Large high walled pan with lid
Knife
Small spatula
Optional: Kitchen scale

Ingredients
Green curry paste
.5 lb King Oyster Mushroom
10 oz. Extra Firm Tofu
1 large Zucchini
2 cups of Cauliflower florets
1 can of coconut milk
1 bundle of glass noodles

Instructions
1. Cover dried glass noodles with water to rehydrate
2. Heat oil in pan to low medium (around 4)
3. Slice king oyster mushrooms into half moons, quarter inch thick. Place flat in pan and allow to brown, flipping eventually to color both sides.
4. Tear or slice cauliflower into small florets. Toss cauliflower into pan and cover immediately. Lower heat to 2. Stir cauliflower occasionally to prevent burning.
5. Press tofu to drain excess water. Slice tofu into small cubes. Set aside for now.
6. Lower heat to minimum and create an empty space on the pan to place the curry paste in a flat even layer. Allow curry paste to warm for a few minutes.
7. Slice zucchini into quarter wedges, a bit thicker than the mushrooms. Set aside for now.
8. Add tofu to pan. Mix curry paste onto the mushrooms, cauliflower and tofu.
9. Pour in coconut milk, mix to blend the curry paste and coconut milk. Cover pan and raise to a simmer.
10. Drain the noodles and cut them to your desired length. Add noodles to pan and stir in.
11. Add zucchini to pan. Let simmer covered until ready to serve