I Visited Ronald McDonald's Winery & Ranked Beach Comedies | Ep. 9
Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien
Release Date: 04/21/2025
Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien
Pineapple on a cruise? Turns out it’s more than a tropical vibe—it’s the swingers code nobody told us about. 🤯 This week Chip & Thomas finally reunite IRL (NYC!), confess junior-high Spice-Girls fandom, blueprint a “Ross’s Undress-4-Less” club, and lay down bullet-proof concert etiquette before catching Goose at Madison Square Garden. All while counting down 153 days to Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki. Why hit “Play”? 🍍 Pineapple Shirt Shocker – Carnival cruise ladies mistake a festive print for a uncouth invitation. 👕 Custom vs....
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Hawaiian Shirt Packed? Check. Window-shade airplane drama? Check. Triple-land-locked Nebraska … and yet we still found pure tropical joy (plus a $100 Johnny Carson basketball challenge). Why hit “Play” on this one? 🏀 $100 Carson 3-Pointer – Chip drains 3 in a row on Johnny’s boyhood driveway and pockets a crisp hundo. 🚜 $800K Combine Joy-Ride – the boys pilot farm equipment that costs more than a beach house. 🍔 RUNZA Revelation – Nebraska’s “state Hot Pocket” (ground-beef, cabbage & onion pastry) shocks our taste buds. 🍳 Outdoor-Breakfast Hack – why eating...
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This week the Burnt Ones fight anxiety with a one-hour “tropical brain-vacation”: 🌺 SPF Slather Ritual – Thomas & Chip literally rub the stress away and invite you to “vacation in your mind” for an hour 🍹 Waikiki Welcome Order – two-fist Mai Tais + a beach-side burger that “puts you in the zone” 🧀 Nacho-Cheese Horror – Chip confesses he’s an anti-cheeser (Unless its Itallian) 🌴 Hawaiian-Shirt Gospel – how one red shirt sparked dozen-stranger compliments, a secret QR-code growth hack … and pure “positive vibes” 📆 167-Day Countdown –...
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This week on the Sunburnt roller‑coaster: ⛵ Hall‑of‑Fame Hero: Oliver from Oregon liquidates his 401(k), learns to sail on YouTube, and crosses 2,400 miles of Pacific with only a rescue cat for crew—chip & Thomas induct him (and Phoenix) into the Sunburnt Hall of Fame. @Sailing_With_Phoenix 🚑 Ambulance Rage & 12‑Hour Car Alarm: Chip’s new boiling‑point record. 🍼 Diaper Math vs. the Texas‑Sized Trash Island—and why that still won’t stop the guys from chasing piña‑colada sunsets. 🌅 Sunset Conversation Killers: the absolute worst...
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🍹 TIKI TEST KITCHEN Chip & Thomas each invent 5 brand‑new tropical cocktails—from the Bahama Grand Mama (rum + prune juice + cough drops 😳) to the Hawaiian Sucker Punch (a Kool‑Aid/tequila “face splash”). YOU decide whose menu wins—drop your favorite (or your own concoction) in the comments! 🔥 SUN‑SCORCHED PICKLEBALL Thomas joins the Pickle Boys for a two‑hour rally, forgets SPF, and earns the podcast’s first real‑life lobster neck. Cue Chip’s disbelief, paddle‑price talk, and plans for merch: “#PickleBois.” ⚽ NEIGHBORHOOD HEROICS...
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The boys are back in SPF‑100 mode and this week’s show is stacked: 🇮🇹 Italian Market Festival day‑drinking Pineapple margaritas, milk‑carton Long Island Iced Teas and the locally infamous Fishtown Iced Tea — all before lunch. 📿 Saint Rocco enters the Sunburnt Hall of Fame (patron saint of plagues, dogs … and Istanbul?) 👙Summer‑goal check‑in: dropping LB's, running tasteful ads and “loose, hairy hammies”. 📆 Chip’s Portland‑Maine & Nebraska tour dates + Thanksgiving‑in‑Paradise countdown (189 days!). 🎤 Sunburnt 2025 playlist launch...
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Ever fantasize about ditching real life for your own private island? Samesies. This week we rank the trigger moments that would make us bail for a deserted beach: Chip’s past as a Christmas stalker (long story) Speaker‑phone zombies in public 🚫🎶 Arctic windchill warnings ❄️ Health‑insurance “gotchas” 💸 And—we induct a brand‑new legend into the Sunburnt Hall of Fame, debate the comedic merits of coconuts vs. bananas, and dive head first (Like Pete Rose) into the strangest Mother’s Day delivery ever sent. 🤢🌺 Plus: 👽 Chip’s childhood mission to smuggle...
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What happens when two brand daddies design vacations that should never exist? They come up with cruises that packs all the punches!!!! And… 👻 Chip reviews his most unforgettable haunted tours—including the Queen Mary and a pimped‑out hearse run by legend “Spooky Steve.” 🚎 He also defeated a troll while doing stand‑up on a moving trolley. 😱 Thomas wakes up from a nightmare: Chip misses Thanksgiving in Hawaii. 🩲 The Internet wants Chip in his undies (ask him about it at his next show). 🍔 Thomas is, once again, in hot water with a major fast‑food chain. All...
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Could you survive on Snake Island? Chip & Thomas dive into the real Brazilian snake nightmare… then invent 10 islands so cursed you’d gladly send your dentist there. 🌴🐍 This episode also delivers: 🏝️ Chip & Thomas’ Top-5 Nightmare Islands for each other 🌮 Cancún stories that’ll have you swooning for a sunny vacation 🌈 Thomas’ other worldly vision of “Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise” live in Waikiki 👕 The glory of Big Johnson T-shirts 🍑 A heartfelt TED-talk on the lost art of mooning If you’re here for tropical humor, a...
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Thomas hit WrestleMania, Chip bought a brand-new Hawaiian shirt, and somehow dolphins and David Faustino made the rundown. Paradise has never been hotter! This episode delivers: 🤼 Ringside report: Thomas discovers WrestleMania’s secret “aloha” energy 🌺 Chip’s new Hawaiian shirt—is he White Lotus bound? 🚀 Katy Perry to space? 🤖 A robot that cleans beaches faster than a Atlantic City seagull steals wallets 🐬 A.I. learning dolphin-speak—What are they saying? 📼 Dueling David Faustino stories! 🌺 WHY SUBSCRIBE? If you crave: ✅ Beach-side banter & pop-culture...
info_outline🍷 “Sir, is that… Ronald McDonald?”
Chip thought he was wine‑tasting in peace—but he was in a clown house.
This week on Sunburnt Podcast (your hour long comedy vacation):
🥇 Our Top‑5 Beach Comedy Movies ever filmed
🍔 Deep dive on Fast‑Food Universes of Characters (Mayor McCheese = war criminal?)
🧘♂️ The most insane retreats you can actually book
💩 Breaking European poo news (yes, really)
🎥 Thomas pitches the ultimate Ben‑Stiller‑Verse mash‑up: Mary & Parents collide!
🎙 Hosted by stand‑up comic Chip Chantry & Emmy‑winner Thomas O’Brien — the show Jimmy Buffett fans would binge if he wrote punchlines instead of songs.
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🦃🌴 Catch us LIVE: Thanksgiving in Paradise – Nov 26 @ Blue Note Hawaii (link in bio).
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