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World's Worst Water Parks, Vacation-Guilt & Volcano-Surf World Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 24

Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien

Release Date: 08/01/2025

Mai Tais, Mile-High Mayhem & The Alton Giant 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 29

Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien

Sugar-free Slurpee “incident” at 7-Eleven (no comment 😉), a full-body Hawaiian Tropic slather to set the mood, and an 83-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 · Blue Note Waikīkī). Chip recaps Portland, ME (Empire Comedy Club + lighthouse love), Thomas hits San Diego for a Duke’s-style Mai Tai… while the ocean is closed for, uh, “fecal contamination.” Then: a viral Mile-High story on a flight to Honolulu (in-seat shenanigans, FBI at the gate) and a double-dose of Guinness: the Alton Giant and the Goliath birdeater spider. Why hit “Play”? 🧊 Sugar-Free...

Going HARD w/ The World's Biggest Cruise Ship & a 29-Min Breath Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 28

Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien

We’re going HARD this week: the world’s largest cruise ship just launched, travel prices to classic sunny spots are sliding, and a freediver holds his breath for 29:03 (yes, really). Plus: a burnt-one buys Thomas our made-up cocktail IRL (“The Early Check-In”) and Chip introduces you to Philly’s loudest mascot. We’re 90 days out from Thanksgiving in Paradise—come float in Waikīkī with us. Why hit “Play”? 🛳️ World’s Largest Cruise Ship — Royal Caribbean’s brand-new Star of the Seas (sister to Icon) is officially sailing; we geek out on its “neighborhoods”...

Clothing-Optional Cruise Rules, Surfing on Fire & Brazil’s Beach Kings 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 27

Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien

Clothing-optional cruise rules you never considered (clothed in the dining room, not at the poolside buffet 😳), a pro surfer literally on fire in Tahiti, and Brazil’s sand-soccer dynasty. Plus: Thomas’s first-ever pedicure turns “hoof” into human foot and Chip’s tour plugs (Pottstown ➜ Portland, ME). We’re 97 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise—book through Blue Note Hawai‘i or our site, not those wild reseller pages. Why hit “Play”? 🚢 Clothing-Optional Cruise 101 — Bare Necessities’ 11-day charter (aka the “Big N-Boat,” Valentine’s week),...

Beach Boys, World Record Tsunami & the 4-Nail Madman 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 26

Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien

Stuffed-crust banter, custom aloha drips, and the wildest “too-dangerous-to-print” Guinness feat you’ve ever heard. Chip & Thomas split coasts (Ocean City, NJ ↔️ SoCal) and still meet in the sweet spot where tropical travel and comedy high-five. Why hit “Play”? 🌺 Big Fun Shirts Arrival — Chip unveils Hawaiian #7 (one for every day) and we go full aloha-obsessed. 🏖️ Two-Coast Beach Report — OCNJ dawn patrol vs. baby’s first Pacific splash (plus the cursed beach cart + “reverse tank-top” sunburn). 🎟️ Giveaway Alert — Subscribe to @SunburntPod...

TSA Shoe Twist, 69-ft Sandcastle & Hawaiian-Shirt Uprising 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 25

Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien

Grandma brawls at a Katy Perry concert, TSA suddenly lets America keep its shoes ON, and Denmark builds a 69-foot sandcastle--crowned with a giant COVID spore. That’s just the first 55 minutes. Chip & Thomas toast Episode 25 with SPF-50 bliss, fresh Guinness-Book rabbit holes, and a 111-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 · Blue Note Waikiki). Why hit “Play”? 🤯 Grandma vs. Katy Perry Crowd – chairs might fly (00:00) 🌴 Disneyland Deep-V Tan – Chip coins the “Uncle Mike” sunburn look (01:19) 👕 Hawaiian-Shirt Nation – why Aloha prints unite Phish &...

World's Worst Water Parks, Vacation-Guilt & Volcano-Surf World Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 24

Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien

Ace of Base hitches a ride to Applebee’s, six imaginary water-parks go straight to OSHA-jail, and a guy literally surfs down an active volcano at 28 mph. Welcome to Episode 24—118 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 • Blue Note Waikiki) and packed tighter than sunscreen in a carry-on. Why hit “Play”? 🚗 Ace of Base “Uber” Story – strangers pile into Chip’s car and pay cash for Dollaritas. 💦 6 Worst Water Parks in America – from James Cromwell’s Crazy Crawdad Creek (zero slides, Olympic-lap only!) to Aunt Flo’s Tubes of Terror. 😬 Vacation-Guilt Stats –...

Joaquin Phoenix Meltdown, Dog-Cruise Dreams & the Vegas Sphere 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 23

Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien

Skittles-fuelled Joaquin Phoenix walk-out? ✅ Hawaiian-shirt red-carpet flex at the ESPYs? ✅ A Jimmy-Buffett dog-friendly cruise we desperately want to board? ✅ Chip & Thomas pack this one tighter than a Vegas pool party and keep the sun screened laughs coming while the countdown sits at 125 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki). Why hit “Play”? 🤯 Joaquin Phoenix & the Skittles-Scooter Incident – never mention pro-wrestling around him (00:00). ⚰️ Birthday Hawaiian Shirt vs. Surprise Funeral Plot – gifts from very different moms (01:28). 🩺...

$2M Kendrick Pitch, Buffett Facts & Hawaiian-Shirt Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 22

Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien

Million-dollar brand deals, basement floods, and a plan to crush the Guinness world record for most people in Aloha shirts—all before lunch. Chip & Thomas are back on two hours of sleep and a gallon of Hawaiian Tropic, counting 132 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki. Why hit “Play”? 💰 $2 M Anna Kendrick Ask – Thomas tries to hustle Pitch-Perfect cash out of nowhere (0:00) 🎭 Toad-the-Wet-Sprocket Hip-Hop Musical – Chip’s all-female, jukebox-free Broadway pitch (0:45) 🏚 Basement Flood Fiasco – cast-iron pipe explodes; epoxy fumes become a...

We're NOT Starting A Cult... Would You Join? 😂🎆🌺 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 21

Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien

Sunscreen slathered, views past 100 K, and the sky literally exploding—Chip & Thomas celebrate Independence Day with rooftop fireworks, an ER “nub parade,” and a fresh batch of tropical-travel chaos. Then it’s on to: Why hit “Play”? 🎇 Firework Fails IRL – Chip watches Philly’s July 4th sky and the hospital entrance below fill with finger-re-attachment hopefuls. 👕 Hand-Sewn Hawaiian Flex – Thomas debuts a custom Big Fun Shirt (perfect pocket pattern-match included). 🦃 139-Day Countdown – Thanksgiving-in-Paradise Waikiki week: surf lessons, volcano hikes, and...

NYC Tiki Crawl, Frozen Zombies & Goose’s Record-Breaking MSG Jam 😂🍹🎸 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 20

Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien

Two burnt boys, 48 hours, one mission: inject full-tilt island vibes into New York City, then ride that buzz to a 4½-hour Goose blow-out at Madison Square Garden. Why hit “Play”? 🍔 $5 Upper-West Chicken Sandwich – the tiki bar bargain that tastes like a Chick-fil-A fever dream. 🦈 Shark-Mug “Shark Snacks” Mai Tai – rum, tequila & apricot served Jaws-style at Tiki Chick. 🍹 Frozen Zombie Mystery Rim – crushed-candy? cough-drops? we still don’t know… but it’s deliciously dangerous. 🚪 Secret Door to Sunken Harbor Club – speakeasy ship’s-hull décor,...

More Episodes

Why hit “Play”?

🚗 Ace of Base “Uber” Story – strangers pile into Chip’s car and pay cash for Dollaritas.

💦 6 Worst Water Parks in America – from James Cromwell’s Crazy Crawdad Creek (zero slides, Olympic-lap only!) to Aunt Flo’s Tubes of Terror.

😬 Vacation-Guilt Stats – 88 % of U.S. workers get PTO, nearly half won’t use it. Unlimited-PTO = corporate Jedi mind-trick.

💤 Nightmares vs. Perfect-Dream Let-downs – why waking from bad dreams feels fantastic.

🎬 Save Theatrical Comedy – Hawaiian-shirt meetups for the Naked Gon reboot (Sat Aug 2) + horror two-fer Together & Weapons.

🦜 Jimmy Buffett Deep-Cuts – seaplane crash survival & Jamaican bullet-holes (Bono was on board!).

🥥 43 Coconuts Smashed with a Forehead – Pakistan’s Mohammed Rashid sets a bruising one-minute record.

🌋 Volcano Surfing at 27.96 mph – Chase Boehringer rides ash in rural Mexico, slams a rock wall, soaks in glacial water, feels great.

🦃 Join Us in Waikiki – two comedy shows, nine-day beach hack; tickets at SunburntPodcast.com.

Hit play for PTO pep-talks, SPF-50 laughs, and enough island energy to melt Buzz Bixby’s high-voltage splash-zone.

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Chapters

00:00 Ace of Base “Uber-to-Applebee’s” Cold Open
00:38 118-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise Invite
03:37 Article: Six Best Water Parks in West Virginia
04:42 Building the 6 Worst Water Parks List
06:26 #6 James Cromwell’s Crazy Crawdad Creek
07:42 #5 Broken Waters (Pregnancy-Theme)
08:35 #4 Buzz Bixby’s All-Electric Waterworld
09:52 #3 “Please Subscribe” Water Park
10:10 #2 Saint Nick’s 28 °F Super Slide
10:57 #1 Aunt Flo’s Tubes of Terror
11:53 Vacation-Guilt & PTO Stats (Pew 2024)
18:18 The Unlimited-PTO Trap & Productive Rest
22:57 Murder-Nightmares & Waking Relief
27:10 Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings: Naked Gon
30:25 Meetup Details & Theater Hangouts
32:10 Horror Picks: Together & upcoming Weapons
34:43 Jimmy Buffett: Seaplane Crash & Jamaica Gunfire
42:06 Guinness World Records Segment Intro
42:58 43 Coconuts Head-Smashed in 1 Minute
44:55 27.96 mph Volcano-Surf Speed Record
47:28 Wrap-Up & “Stay Burnt” Front-Desk Bit

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