Joaquin Phoenix Meltdown, Dog-Cruise Dreams & the Vegas Sphere 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 23
Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien
Release Date: 07/25/2025
Mai Tais, Mile-High Mayhem & The Alton Giant 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 29
Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien
Sugar-free Slurpee “incident” at 7-Eleven (no comment 😉), a full-body Hawaiian Tropic slather to set the mood, and an 83-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 · Blue Note Waikīkī). Chip recaps Portland, ME (Empire Comedy Club + lighthouse love), Thomas hits San Diego for a Duke’s-style Mai Tai… while the ocean is closed for, uh, “fecal contamination.” Then: a viral Mile-High story on a flight to Honolulu (in-seat shenanigans, FBI at the gate) and a double-dose of Guinness: the Alton Giant and the Goliath birdeater spider. Why hit “Play”? 🧊 Sugar-Free...
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Going HARD w/ The World's Biggest Cruise Ship & a 29-Min Breath Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 28
Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien
We’re going HARD this week: the world’s largest cruise ship just launched, travel prices to classic sunny spots are sliding, and a freediver holds his breath for 29:03 (yes, really). Plus: a burnt-one buys Thomas our made-up cocktail IRL (“The Early Check-In”) and Chip introduces you to Philly’s loudest mascot. We’re 90 days out from Thanksgiving in Paradise—come float in Waikīkī with us. Why hit “Play”? 🛳️ World’s Largest Cruise Ship — Royal Caribbean’s brand-new Star of the Seas (sister to Icon) is officially sailing; we geek out on its “neighborhoods”...
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Clothing-Optional Cruise Rules, Surfing on Fire & Brazil’s Beach Kings 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 27
Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien
Clothing-optional cruise rules you never considered (clothed in the dining room, not at the poolside buffet 😳), a pro surfer literally on fire in Tahiti, and Brazil’s sand-soccer dynasty. Plus: Thomas’s first-ever pedicure turns “hoof” into human foot and Chip’s tour plugs (Pottstown ➜ Portland, ME). We’re 97 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise—book through Blue Note Hawai‘i or our site, not those wild reseller pages. Why hit “Play”? 🚢 Clothing-Optional Cruise 101 — Bare Necessities’ 11-day charter (aka the “Big N-Boat,” Valentine’s week),...
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Beach Boys, World Record Tsunami & the 4-Nail Madman 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 26
Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien
Stuffed-crust banter, custom aloha drips, and the wildest “too-dangerous-to-print” Guinness feat you’ve ever heard. Chip & Thomas split coasts (Ocean City, NJ ↔️ SoCal) and still meet in the sweet spot where tropical travel and comedy high-five. Why hit “Play”? 🌺 Big Fun Shirts Arrival — Chip unveils Hawaiian #7 (one for every day) and we go full aloha-obsessed. 🏖️ Two-Coast Beach Report — OCNJ dawn patrol vs. baby’s first Pacific splash (plus the cursed beach cart + “reverse tank-top” sunburn). 🎟️ Giveaway Alert — Subscribe to @SunburntPod...
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TSA Shoe Twist, 69-ft Sandcastle & Hawaiian-Shirt Uprising 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 25
Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien
Grandma brawls at a Katy Perry concert, TSA suddenly lets America keep its shoes ON, and Denmark builds a 69-foot sandcastle--crowned with a giant COVID spore. That’s just the first 55 minutes. Chip & Thomas toast Episode 25 with SPF-50 bliss, fresh Guinness-Book rabbit holes, and a 111-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 · Blue Note Waikiki). Why hit “Play”? 🤯 Grandma vs. Katy Perry Crowd – chairs might fly (00:00) 🌴 Disneyland Deep-V Tan – Chip coins the “Uncle Mike” sunburn look (01:19) 👕 Hawaiian-Shirt Nation – why Aloha prints unite Phish &...
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World's Worst Water Parks, Vacation-Guilt & Volcano-Surf World Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 24
Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien
Ace of Base hitches a ride to Applebee’s, six imaginary water-parks go straight to OSHA-jail, and a guy literally surfs down an active volcano at 28 mph. Welcome to Episode 24—118 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 • Blue Note Waikiki) and packed tighter than sunscreen in a carry-on. Why hit “Play”? 🚗 Ace of Base “Uber” Story – strangers pile into Chip’s car and pay cash for Dollaritas. 💦 6 Worst Water Parks in America – from James Cromwell’s Crazy Crawdad Creek (zero slides, Olympic-lap only!) to Aunt Flo’s Tubes of Terror. 😬 Vacation-Guilt Stats –...
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Joaquin Phoenix Meltdown, Dog-Cruise Dreams & the Vegas Sphere 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 23
Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien
Skittles-fuelled Joaquin Phoenix walk-out? ✅ Hawaiian-shirt red-carpet flex at the ESPYs? ✅ A Jimmy-Buffett dog-friendly cruise we desperately want to board? ✅ Chip & Thomas pack this one tighter than a Vegas pool party and keep the sun screened laughs coming while the countdown sits at 125 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki). Why hit “Play”? 🤯 Joaquin Phoenix & the Skittles-Scooter Incident – never mention pro-wrestling around him (00:00). ⚰️ Birthday Hawaiian Shirt vs. Surprise Funeral Plot – gifts from very different moms (01:28). 🩺...
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$2M Kendrick Pitch, Buffett Facts & Hawaiian-Shirt Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 22
Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien
Million-dollar brand deals, basement floods, and a plan to crush the Guinness world record for most people in Aloha shirts—all before lunch. Chip & Thomas are back on two hours of sleep and a gallon of Hawaiian Tropic, counting 132 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki. Why hit “Play”? 💰 $2 M Anna Kendrick Ask – Thomas tries to hustle Pitch-Perfect cash out of nowhere (0:00) 🎭 Toad-the-Wet-Sprocket Hip-Hop Musical – Chip’s all-female, jukebox-free Broadway pitch (0:45) 🏚 Basement Flood Fiasco – cast-iron pipe explodes; epoxy fumes become a...
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We're NOT Starting A Cult... Would You Join? 😂🎆🌺 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 21
Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien
Sunscreen slathered, views past 100 K, and the sky literally exploding—Chip & Thomas celebrate Independence Day with rooftop fireworks, an ER “nub parade,” and a fresh batch of tropical-travel chaos. Then it’s on to: Why hit “Play”? 🎇 Firework Fails IRL – Chip watches Philly’s July 4th sky and the hospital entrance below fill with finger-re-attachment hopefuls. 👕 Hand-Sewn Hawaiian Flex – Thomas debuts a custom Big Fun Shirt (perfect pocket pattern-match included). 🦃 139-Day Countdown – Thanksgiving-in-Paradise Waikiki week: surf lessons, volcano hikes, and...
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NYC Tiki Crawl, Frozen Zombies & Goose’s Record-Breaking MSG Jam 😂🍹🎸 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 20
Sunburnt Podcast w/ Chip Chantry and Thomas O'Brien
Two burnt boys, 48 hours, one mission: inject full-tilt island vibes into New York City, then ride that buzz to a 4½-hour Goose blow-out at Madison Square Garden. Why hit “Play”? 🍔 $5 Upper-West Chicken Sandwich – the tiki bar bargain that tastes like a Chick-fil-A fever dream. 🦈 Shark-Mug “Shark Snacks” Mai Tai – rum, tequila & apricot served Jaws-style at Tiki Chick. 🍹 Frozen Zombie Mystery Rim – crushed-candy? cough-drops? we still don’t know… but it’s deliciously dangerous. 🚪 Secret Door to Sunken Harbor Club – speakeasy ship’s-hull décor,...
info_outlineSkittles-fuelled Joaquin Phoenix walk-out? ✅
Hawaiian-shirt red-carpet flex at the ESPYs? ✅
A Jimmy-Buffett dog-friendly cruise we desperately want to board? ✅
Chip & Thomas pack this one tighter than a Vegas pool party and keep the sun screened laughs coming while the countdown sits at 125 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki).
Why hit “Play”?
🤯 Joaquin Phoenix & the Skittles-Scooter Incident – never mention pro-wrestling around him (00:00).
⚰️ Birthday Hawaiian Shirt vs. Surprise Funeral Plot – gifts from very different moms (01:28).
🩺 Game-Show Medical Results – how to deliver Quest Diagnostics with a drum-roll (02:04).
🎬 True-Crime Makeover – adding boinks, sound gags & Steve Harvey to Netflix docs (05:09).
🕶️ Suit + Sea-Turtles Shirt – Thomas owns the ESPYs red carpet, compliments flood in (14:08).
🎤 Chip’s First On-Stage Hawaiian – Philly crowd pops when the Aloha print hits the lights (11:27).
🎸 Backstreet Boys in the Sphere – 105 °F, 360-° visuals and Millennium-level nostalgia (20:09).
💵 The $20 Check-In Bribe – instant room upgrade; learn the “Vegas front-desk slide” (24:49).
🚢 Cruise News Double-Feature – LA tummy troubles outbreak vs Margaritaville’s dog-only sailing (30:20).
🐕 Rin-Tin-Titanic & Other Paw-puns – pitching the ultimate canine cruise movie (40:44).
🎟️ Saving Big-Screen Comedy – Hawaiian-shirt meet-ups for the new Naked Gon reboot (44:39).
📚 Guinness 2025 Arrives – 15 000-sq-ft bouncy castle & 910-balloon hour record (57:59).
🦃 Plan Your Island Thanksgiving – join the burnt-ones in Waikiki this November (1:03:40).
Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, cult-documentary silliness and enough island energy to cool a Vegas sidewalk.
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Chapters
00:00 Joaquin Phoenix Skittles-Scooter Story
01:28 New Birthday Hawaiian & Surprise Funeral Plot
02:45 Fake Game-Show Test Results Bit
04:40 “Burnt Ones” vs Alternate Podcast Names
05:09 Fixing True-Crime Docs with Wackiness
08:23 Daily Hawaiian Tropic Ritual & Island Mindset
10:12 Thanksgiving in Paradise – 125-Day Countdown
11:27 Chip Wears First Hawaiian On Stage (Philly)
14:08 Thomas’s ESPYs Red-Carpet Hawaiian Suit
20:09 Vegas Sphere Backstreet Boys Birthday Trip
22:55 105 °F Pool Day & Short-Rib Eggs Benedict
24:49 $20 Front-Desk Bribe – Suite Upgrade Win
30:20 LA–Mexico Cruise Norovirus Outbreak
32:10 Margaritaville’s Dog-Friendly Cruise Pitch
40:44 Rin-Tin-Titanic & Other Dog-Cruise Movie Ideas
44:39 Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings to Save Theater Comedy
50:10 Horror Pick Together & Weekend Movie Plan
54:45 Jimmy Buffett Cat-Stevens Docking Fact
57:59 Giant Bouncy Castle + 910-Balloon Record
1:03:40 Join Us in Waikiki & Outro Room-Service Bit
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