An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 136
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
Release Date: 11/26/2025
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 139
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
In this episode I give a musical middle finger salute to the former leader of ICE here in Minneapolis, Greg Bovino. The Ballad of Bovino, with lyrics by me, music by AI, is just the song these perilous times demand. You can't dance to it but you couldn't dance to Masters of War or Eve of Destruction, either. The kids won't sing along to it in the minivan and you yourself may only want to hear it once but it's certainly good enough for one spin. The Vermont woman whose husband started dressing like a dime store cowboy took my advice and she got back in touch to tell me...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 138
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
I have some startling predictions for 2026. If you lay wagers on my prognostications and they don't come true I will fully refund any lost money. Just keep your receipts. If your husband suddenly started dressing up in an all new and disburbing way and you were embarrassed to be seen with him and you reached out to me for help what would I say? Find out in this episode. Has even one guy with an awful combover thought it truly looked good? I reveal his name. A listener can't believe I am a liberal and wants to know how I can be such an "idiot." I...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 137
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
Just in time for the holidays-- a married couple is having an undeclared war over which one of them is losing their memory. I try to help. If your last name is Alzheimer or Heimlich how should you respond to the hack jokes you're going to get if you ever forget something or choke? Wolves have been seen in Washington state using tools. Should we be thrilled to see evolution at work or horrified that our time at the top of the food chain is coming to an end? What kind of mind does it take to work for FOX NEWS or the Trump administration? Can you find out you're a...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 136
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
Travelling for the holidays? Are the kids asleep in the back of the van? Then, check out this new episode. In past episodes I have made fun of modern country music and its fans are mad. They dared me to make fun of music that "you liberals like." I have taken up their challenge. Does my new song "Sick Folk" capture the essence of early 1960's folk made by Uber liberal middle class kids wearing turtleneck sweaters and singing about lives they've never led? You be the judge! A new client has had a change of heart and no longer wants their "Satan...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 135
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
A new client was certain he was going to be called to Heaven during the Rapture (Sept.23, 2025) and wonders why he is still here. I try to help. If Speaker of the House Mike Johnson goes to confession how long are those sessions? And what would they sound like? I give an example. What would life on Earth be like if we got Raptured? Someone asks if the road to heaven could also be paved with good intentions. I respond with a story about the nicest thing that my Mom ever did for me that was also a really bad idea. What happens after a puppy eats a pound...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 134
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
Is it moral to pray for RFK JR. to die from a disease after refusing to get the vaccine that could have saved him? You have questions, I have answers. If sex for fun is a sin what will Heaven look like? I have an audio answer. If the internet told you you can fix your own lawn mower and you lost two fingers and a toe can you sue? If you give someone the finger in traffic before they can even beep at you have you cloaked yourself in a shield of invulnerability which precludes your being guilty of anything? Has Donald trump ruined golf? I describe the...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 133
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
Is catch and release fishing barbaric or moderately considerate? A client has concerns and I have suggestions to make catch and release less stressful for the fish. Who is the immoral clown to blame for having to endure Trump as President? I name names. Or, actually, name. Could some of the negative attitudes towards transgender people by men be a fear of the "Lola" scenario? Were the Kinks onto something? Is King Ethelread the Unready the exception to my rule that leaders who act tough and sound tough (Vlad the Impaler) have a leg up with...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 132
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
Should transgender athletes be a big issue? How many transgender people have you ever even talked to? Will you ever see one in the locker room at the gym? What would you say? Did you know there are not only XX and XY chromosome people but XXY, XYY, XXX? And what is XXXX? How fragile is the male ego? I saw proof it can be very delicate at my local golf course. A client who lives on a course took my advice and loudly laughed at golfers from her patio after they teed off and swore a blue streak. Let's see how that turned out. Another...
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Unsolicited Commencement Address from 2005
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
We're through 2025's commencement address season. I don't mind lofty ideals and encouraging words but isn't a dose of realism also needed? And that's where I come in. My first attempts at Life Coaching might be in this unsolicited commencement address to our nation's grads as heard in my weekly feature Vague But True on the the Bob and Tom Show in 2005. 20 years later, was I right? On tattoos I'll admit I was probably wrong.
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 131
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
A frustrated client lives on a golf course and has had it with hearing angry golfers outside his windows all day. I help him understand why golfers sound so unhappy and what he might be able to do about it. Someone wants to hear my impersonation of Pee Wee Herman singing the National Anthem and I oblige. Is there any justification to deny a U.S. citizen the right to vote? I think I have one. What should people do on a cruise ship vacation instead of buying art? Would Percival the Merciful ever beat Vlad the Impaler in a free and fair election? What's...
info_outlineTravelling for the holidays? Are the kids asleep in the back of the van? Then, check out this new episode. In past episodes I have made fun of modern country music and its fans are mad. They dared me to make fun of music that "you liberals like." I have taken up their challenge. Does my new song "Sick Folk" capture the essence of early 1960's folk made by Uber liberal middle class kids wearing turtleneck sweaters and singing about lives they've never led? You be the judge! A new client has had a change of heart and no longer wants their "Satan Lives" tattoo to define who they are but can't afford laser removal. I have suggestions. Ever throw an M-80 in a Porta-Potty on the Fourth of July and then regret it? I help a client try to clear their conscience. You have problems, I have solutions. Just Subscribe and THRIVE! All you have to lose is about 19 minutes.