DSL Sethy
ASSVILLE
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Recorded in the green room at Helium in Portland, the Mayors rate some fresh roast jokes about Seth, fried glizzy foreskin snacks, Cam'ron's Ant Edwards diss, and pivoting to a life of being jacked bank robbers who live in the woods.
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CLASSIC ASS: Grown & Sexy R&B Playlist
ASSVILLE
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Mayors could not record this week (Shain in hiding after committing a heinous crime) so enjoy this throwback ep from March 2021 where Shain and Seth reveal the ultimate ASSVILLE R&B playlist. Clappers love theme eps and we almost never do them because we are in our own way. Enjoy!
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Bar Friends Bar Foes
ASSVILLE
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain can’t remember a man’s name, Seth ad libs become mad libs. Patreon! Hot Long Bone! https://www.patreon.com/assville
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Boner Clap Leak (Cam'ron has IBS)
ASSVILLE
CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors could not record this week so we're dipping into those hot boner claps from patreon including the original never heard in public Seth Gets Busted Confession, deep inside comedy goss, and Shain getting inspired by discovering Cam'ron has IBS (and made a song about it.). More things like this but unredacted on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
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Stand On Monkey Bidness
ASSVILLE
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets lost in the sauce in Phoenix, Seth has a sexy time at the St. John's Parade. Welcome back Curtis! Extended boner clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville
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Asspicious
ASSVILLE
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain vows to become a stripper, Seth's IG thirsting goes wrong. Too much local tea spilled in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville
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HOG WATCHIN
ASSVILLE
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain spends a weekend in Seattle, Seth cooks up a can't miss restaurant concept. Kendrick in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville
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Soho House
ASSVILLE
CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors end up at an exclusive social club with some questionable vibes and discuss whether or not lemon-pepper cottage cheese is fusion cuisine. Fresh boner clap up on the patreon too, get in here! https://www.patreon.com/assville
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Goggs Workin On All Of Us
ASSVILLE
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth are deep into Fallout, with some bones to pick. Shain becomes the Joker, Seth becomes Gaga, both get Fraternity Names. And spicy comedy talk that is too local. Big Boner Clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
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Grand Theft Glizzy
ASSVILLE
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth's sacs are filled with juice so he has to buttchug antibiotics. Shain is going through it. Fart in a skillet! Clear eyes, wet sacs, can't lose! ShainBrenden all platforms! HeySethAllen some platforms!
info_outlineCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain vows to become a stripper, Seth's IG thirsting goes wrong. Too much local tea spilled in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville