The Life of a Node Girl
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In this episode we cover Kate’s dissertation on integration, Venus in Leo, a September t-square, parenting in the age of social media, Sydney Sweeney, breast milk ice cream, Pam Anderson, Taylor’s new album, martial law in D.C, and the Lana Del Rey-Ethel Cain drama. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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Orbs, Yods & Miller High Life
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In this episode we cover the first 2 weeks of Virgo Season, the end of Mercury retrograde, more Sun-Pluto anxiety, Venus entering Leo, the Manhattan shooter, the Ghislaine Maxwell meetings, AI bunnies on a trampoline, and Spaghett. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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We're Back and Chronically Online
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WELCOME BACK! It’s been five years since the last episode, and a lot has changed — Jess is now a certified and diploma-holding psychological astrologer with a full-time practice, and there’s a brand new co-host in the mix: archetypal astrologer Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology. In this episode we introduce ourselves and cover Leo Season, Mercury Retrograde, recent major outer planet ingresses, Love Island, Labubu, Dubai chocolate, matcha, and Natalie Portman McRib. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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Explorer ft. Alex Boxer
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Huge news: I'm now offering natal chart readings! You can book one . Listen for more details, including how you can win a free reading, + a fascinating interview with data scientist , author of A Scheme of Heaven: The History of Astrology and the Search for Our Destiny in Data. Purchase his book . ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at
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Elixir ft. Zoe Wilkins
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More Taurus earthiness, immortality, Ashton Kutcher + Mila Kunis and their , and a discussion on wine with veteran sommelier . ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at
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Moss ft. Blake
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Taurus season, societal shifts, Chris Crocker, , and a discussion on the recent rise of sex work with OnlyFans content creator Blake. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at
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Nemesis ft. Shahnaz Zarif
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Aries season, our personal and collective nemeses, Becky Lynch, , and a discussion on the world of professional wrestling with wrestler, musician, and cohost of podcast . ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at
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Quarantine
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All bets are off. Join me for some quarantine stress relief. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at
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Dew
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Saturn moving into Aquarius, a mini forecast, and Mulan. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at
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Delve ft. Helen Zaltzman
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Mercury Retrograde, Pisces season, a mini forecast, , and a discussion on the names of the planets with etymological investigation enthusiast . ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at
info_outlineITS A HALLOWEEN EP. We watched all 3 Screams and talked about the characters as sign/planet archetypes, our Halloween costumes, Pixar depression, 90s lesbian fashion, Mojo Jojo, astrology apps, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Mike Kinsella of American Football + Owen.
This week's advice:
1. What's the $30 astrology app y'all talk about?
2. I keep having bad luck and my daily horoscopes keep getting worse, how do I use astrology to steer me in the right direction?
3. Advice on dating someone with the same sun sign as you?
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